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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
it's basically a porno with laser swords and space ships and they use the force to do sex stuff like twist each others nipples and poo poo

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"Luke...who's your daddy?"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
a sexual chewbacca

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
that's no moon

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
it's true. it's true

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

How did they pull that off with a PG-13 rating?

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

Automatic Slim posted:

How did they pull that off with a PG-13 rating?

homosexual agenda has taken over hollywood

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
everyone overlooked the gay-Jewish alliance until it was too late, and now we're all watching Luke butt gently caress his own twin in an IMAX.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Luke Skywalker: Livin' the Dream

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
How do you do the nipple stuff

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Hector Beerlioz posted:

How do you do the nipple stuff

midichlorians

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

gently caress, I'll just ask wikihow

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

Hector Beerlioz posted:

How do you do the nipple stuff

try practicing on balloons or even those brass doorstoppers what go "brrrrrrnnnnngggggg"

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

everyone overlooked the gay-Jewish alliance until it was too late, and now we're all watching Luke butt gently caress his own twin in an IMAX.

sounds good to me

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
turns out yoda was talking about clone luke when he said "there is another" in the other movie and the reason clone luke is dark is because his training was just a bunch of

unn unn UNNNNN

(that's from a flashback scene)

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

which makes you go to hell faster: bangin your clone or your sister

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

[quote="Feranon" post="http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=1"453283584""]
which makes you go to hell faster: bangin your clone or your sister
[/quote]

I'm sick of people cloning their sister and screaming about loop holes and yet I am cautiously optimistic about all these star wars.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

100 million dollars in pre sold tickets

Zero dollars spent in advertisement

Good luck

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax
I doubt it op, Star Wars was never very sexual

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Don Tacorleone posted:

100 million dollars in pre sold tickets

Zero dollars spent in advertisement

Good luck

so it's already by far the most successful porno film of all time and nobody has even seen it yet!

I bet when the theater doors open at the end of the premier a tidal wave of jizum is going to flood out and wash the door usher guy screaming down the theater hallway

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Does the clone also have a robot hand? What is its midiclorian level?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Bundle of Keys posted:

Does the clone also have a robot hand? What is its midiclorian level?

combination dildo/lightsaber hand

equal midiclorian levels (uh THEY ARE CLONES, pay attention)

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Aryu Kiddimeh
Nov 9, 2012
Doubtful

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