|
it's basically a porno with laser swords and space ships and they use the force to do sex stuff like twist each others nipples and poo poo
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:31 |
|
|
# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:19 |
|
"Luke...who's your daddy?"
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:33 |
|
a sexual chewbacca
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:33 |
|
that's no moon
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:33 |
|
it's true. it's true
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:33 |
|
How did they pull that off with a PG-13 rating?
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:34 |
|
Automatic Slim posted:How did they pull that off with a PG-13 rating? homosexual agenda has taken over hollywood
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:36 |
|
everyone overlooked the gay-Jewish alliance until it was too late, and now we're all watching Luke butt gently caress his own twin in an IMAX.
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:38 |
|
Luke Skywalker: Livin' the Dream
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:39 |
|
How do you do the nipple stuff
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:40 |
|
Hector Beerlioz posted:How do you do the nipple stuff midichlorians
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:43 |
|
Serious Frolicking posted:midichlorians gently caress, I'll just ask wikihow
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:44 |
|
Hector Beerlioz posted:How do you do the nipple stuff try practicing on balloons or even those brass doorstoppers what go "brrrrrrnnnnngggggg"
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:44 |
|
Killed a Girl in 96 posted:everyone overlooked the gay-Jewish alliance until it was too late, and now we're all watching Luke butt gently caress his own twin in an IMAX. sounds good to me
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:47 |
|
turns out yoda was talking about clone luke when he said "there is another" in the other movie and the reason clone luke is dark is because his training was just a bunch of unn unn UNNNNN (that's from a flashback scene)
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:57 |
|
which makes you go to hell faster: bangin your clone or your sister
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 01:09 |
|
[quote="Feranon" post="http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=1"453283584""] which makes you go to hell faster: bangin your clone or your sister [/quote] I'm sick of people cloning their sister and screaming about loop holes and yet I am cautiously optimistic about all these star wars.
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 01:21 |
|
100 million dollars in pre sold tickets Zero dollars spent in advertisement Good luck
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 01:27 |
|
I doubt it op, Star Wars was never very sexual
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 01:54 |
|
Don Tacorleone posted:100 million dollars in pre sold tickets so it's already by far the most successful porno film of all time and nobody has even seen it yet! I bet when the theater doors open at the end of the premier a tidal wave of jizum is going to flood out and wash the door usher guy screaming down the theater hallway
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 01:58 |
|
Does the clone also have a robot hand? What is its midiclorian level?
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 02:00 |
|
Bundle of Keys posted:Does the clone also have a robot hand? What is its midiclorian level? combination dildo/lightsaber hand equal midiclorian levels (uh THEY ARE CLONES, pay attention)
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 02:01 |
|
|
# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:19 |
Doubtful
|
|
# ? Nov 30, 2015 21:29 |