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CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy
When was the last time u made love with a woman?

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Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Last night. Will again tonight. Feels good man.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
20 minutes ago. I didn't really want to because it cut into my Fallout 4 plans.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

shortly before the divorce

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

whats sex

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Lucky Guy posted:

shortly before the divorce

guess you're not so lucky after all

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy

Seizure Robot posted:

Last night. Will again tonight. Feels good man.
I don't know how you can predict you will again tonight unless u force urself on her. Is that what you do? Rape her?

Dickbutt Ouroboros
Nov 13, 2002

handbandit?
Son of a bitch!

Yesterday, but I'm a gentleman so today it's her turn to have sex with me.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I don't know. Like a couple of days ago. Yeah, there is a lady dumb enough to let me put my penis in her regularly. Idk what she's thinkin.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Technically it was anal because she hasn't picked up her birth control for the month yet. Does that count as having sex or is that just sinning?

Toadstrieb
Apr 15, 2011
Been a while to be honest, had to take a Plan B when I thought I heard her say, "I can't wait to feel you cum inside me", when it was actually, "I can't wait to feel your cum on my rear end", which, let's face it, are two very different scenarios.

Anyway, it put her on the rag immediately and then she was off for a day before her regular period set in.


I'm considering shearing off my eggs & johnson with a loose toilet seat just to relieve the urge to gently caress.

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy

Windows 98 posted:

I don't know. Like a couple of days ago. Yeah, there is a lady dumb enough to let me put my penis in her regularly. Idk what she's thinkin.

Sounds like she is very dumb indeed. She might also be lost in life and have severely low self-esteem. Do you ever make her orgasm?

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


its been like 4 months now so i tihnk technically hhat makes me a virgin

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
More recently than Tim Tebow at least.... :smith:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
SSRIs makea my dick not work :madmax:

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

More recently than Tim Tebow at least.... :smith:

:smith::hf::smith:

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

About a week ago. I'm kinda over it.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I've read on these very boards that a lot of men prefer not to have sex with women but with other men

Hella Paunchy
Jul 25, 2007
More fun than a stick in the eye.
Bout three hours ago. 5/5, would sex again.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
2 years or so.

Women weaken legs
-Mickey from Rocky

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Honest answer: early May this year.

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy

MrDru posted:

whats sex

If thats u in ur avatar i'd love 2 show u, with your hand in mine....,

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
Do past lives count?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

BrigadierSensible posted:

Honest answer: early May this year.

Yeah, it's been like 7 or 8 months.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Does OPs mom count as a woman?

Ha ha just kidding, yesterday morning.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Spring 2007 :(.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

This question is not inclusive of all peoples

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy

Isaac posted:

SSRIs makea my dick not work :madmax:

You can still go down on chix and feel things. The world seems to think sex revolves around the male orgasm.

Sethex
Jun 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Yesterday.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
got my dick sucked friday morning before work

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
ask ur mom

www
Aug 4, 2010

Five weeks ago OP

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Does a pre op tranny count

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

guess you're not so lucky after all

nope, incredibly lucky

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


It's been two weeks my man. Talk about a dry spell.

*EDIT* Just to be clear I am serious, I had sex with a woman two weeks ago. I hosed her, the woman that I had sex with.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
thanksgiving, i made my special lady queef.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Do prostitutes count? If not... 2004 or so

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy

www posted:

Five weeks ago OP
Did she orgasm

Carmant posted:

It's been two weeks my man. Talk about a dry spell.

*EDIT* Just to be clear I am serious, I had sex with a woman two weeks ago. I hosed her, the woman that I had sex with.
Did she orgasm

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Does a pre op tranny count
Did she orgasm

wiffle ball bat posted:

thanksgiving, i made my special lady queef.
Did she orgasm

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CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy

Don Tacorleone posted:

Do prostitutes count? If not... 2004 or so
Why has it been so long? Why don't you message a girl on a dating site

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