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How much to tip the pizza man that's driving a nicer car?
Still tip him the 15-25 percent. why would this matter?
Don't tip him at all, he's doing well enough for himself!
Give him 'just the tip' (lol it's a dick joke am I rite)
Comedy "Answer the door naked and get laid" option.
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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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So you ordered a hot fresh pizza pie with all the toppings and you see the moment of truth when the pizza delivery guy pulls up in front of your house and then you realize his car is much nicer than yours. Like the delivery guy is doing better with his life than you are.

How much do you tip him?

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
Voted all. Thank you for the check box poll.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Just the tip

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

>go east

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
lol @ living in a country where you have to survive on tips

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

lol @ living in a country where you have to survive on tips

listen if we didn't tip then our food would be 3-5 dollar MORE EXPENSIVE which, yes, that's about how much we end up tipping anyways BUT SEE THIS COERCES PEOPLE INTO GIVING EXCELLENT SERVICES AND FURTHERMORE *gets caught in gold-plated fence guarding mansion*

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
gonna tip and lol because he's probably a retard who bought an expensive car on a pizza driver salary and is simultaneously tanking the value by driving it so much and he's gonna need it for the repairs

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

id say nice ride when he pulls up and talk cars for a few min with him. if it's a girl i would just scowl at her and say "your man has a nice ride"

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
can we list our rides and someone tell us what the much nicer pizza boy equivalent is i'll go first: 550i NO TROLLING I HAVE A WEAK HEART

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

So you ordered a hot fresh pizza pie with all the toppings and you see the moment of truth when the pizza delivery guy pulls up in front of your house and then you realize his car is much nicer than yours. Like the delivery guy is doing better with his life than you are.

How much do you tip him?

so are you posting a thread here about how you're jealous that your delivery guy drives a 2003 Chevy whogivesashit and you're stuck in the 1983 Ford Escort?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Marxalot posted:

so are you posting a thread here about how you're jealous that your delivery guy drives a 2003 Chevy whogivesashit and you're stuck in the 1983 Ford Escort?

Whoa hold up, we don't need to get into specifics on the cars here, this is an entirely hypothetical tipping etiquette thread.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i ride my bike everywhere and think cars ruin the environment but its hard to pick a pizza up w/ one

www
Aug 4, 2010

I dont give a poo poo about cars, good for him he has a more expensive car than me. So what??? My 3 door eco shitbox gets me from A to B just like his and it's cheaper to run as well, giving me more money for alcohol & weed, just give me my loving pizza and gently caress off pizzaboy

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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He's probably a human being who lost his job and now delivers pizza hoping his wife doesn't leave him and that he will make enough money to pay his car payments

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
if your profession is centered around driving around I guess I'd like something nice to do the driving in

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Never gonna happen. To me at least.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
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verbal enema posted:

He's probably a human being who lost his job and now delivers pizza hoping his wife doesn't leave him and that he will make enough money to pay his car payments

Why exactly would a human being be worried about his wife leaving him? Your fantasies are full of lies.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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U can't poll on the app

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Pay in coins and throw them at his ride

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
ive heard tell of dudes in mazeratis pulling up to the spot to pick up uber fares

lol if you are making care payments with uber money

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

Voted all. Thank you for the check box poll.

I also voted all and therefore managed to make no difference to the poll percentage-wise :smuggo:

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Delivered pizza in college the boss hired a guy his parents were loaded and he delivered pizza in a BMW. The rich kid had a great hook up for weed and coke so he was cool.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

What do I care if he has a nice car. Dude brought a pizza to my house, I'm gonna throw him 20%

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

goons order pizza cuz they can't drive

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
lots of college age kids deliver pizzas in the cars their parents bought for them

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

hahahahha a pizza pie

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Owning a decent car just makes fiscal sense: a cheap rust bucket that needs frequent fixes will cost more in the long run. Good for you for making the smart choice, pizza man! I know you'll put this tip to good use.

banme
Apr 23, 2008
itt reddit repost

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I would race him for pink slips and win because I am fast as heck.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

i would steal his job and then his car, identity.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
just lol if ur guy isnt an ex coworker slingin u side pies

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Happens all the time. Difference is I have the pink slip.

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Spoiler: the pizza guy is still living at home so every cent he makes goes to his car and insurance and maintenance. LOL grats on $500/month insurance for being under 25 with 2 accidents and driving a BMW with a $400 car note for 8 hours a day for a living. That oil change is also $130+ since it uses full synthetic and lets be real here, you're not going to change the oil yourself. Enjoy getting raped at your local lube shop because of the 300% price increase for full synthetic (if you bought it yourself, you could have done it yourself for about $40)

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
You have to tip him. If you don't, they write your name on a list and your good quality and service goes down the toilet for eternity.

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

I never buy a new car and most people have a more expensive car then me, yet I am financially better off then most people.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

oh boy a tipping thread

gently caress you OP

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

Puppy Galaxy posted:

What do I care if he has a nice car. Dude brought a pizza to my house, I'm gonna throw him 20%

Hmm... Do people tip a pizza guy at the same rate they would tip a waiter in a restaurant? I always thought the pizza delivery dude should get tipped less.

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
suck my drat balls

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