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I have a very long tongue. With it I can touch my nose, but not the tip of my elbow. If I liked pudding or yogurt I could clear a container pretty easily. Also I make a pretty mean eggs benedict.
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Gift of gab
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 05:06 |
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how do you keep the egg and butter from separating?
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 05:07 |
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My penis actually shrinks when I get an erection.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 05:11 |
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no refractory period
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 05:11 |
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none
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 05:12 |
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An iPhone 6. Gold
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 05:15 |
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Three talents of silver as tribute from the plainsmen of Elam.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 05:18 |
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shitposting
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writing, however that has little to do with shitposting, which I suck at
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 05:21 |
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I know who is actually a good dog
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 05:22 |
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i can drink a lot of red bulls without my heart exploding. like, a lot.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 05:32 |
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I bestowed a whole shitload of sperm on OPs mom
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 05:34 |
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Big penis and good looks. Trade off for socially awkward and depressive.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 05:34 |
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i make a wicked good grilled cheese. the trick is to butter both sides of the bread
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 05:35 |
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vudan posted:Big penis and good looks. Trade off for socially awkward and depressive. So you never get to take advantage of those, haha, genius. Wp universe
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I was gifted with good writing ability. then the internet got invented and I'd rather shitpost.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 05:40 |
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Kuato posted:i make a wicked good grilled cheese. the trick is to butter both sides of the bread And to use a cast iron skillet.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:02 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:So you never get to take advantage of those, haha, genius. Wp universe Lol yep!
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:08 |
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The ability to get cucked by every girl.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:09 |
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I'm really good at cling filming stuff
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:23 |
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i've been told i'm a great writer and have a great voice
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:25 |
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I have the gift to annoy even the most patient person to violence.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:25 |
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my appearance turns both men and women gay
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:25 |
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Shitposting IRL at your funeral E: no avatar Abrahamsen fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Nov 30, 2015 |
# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:27 |
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Cassandra irl haha
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 06:37 |
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I can sound like Stephen Hawkings and spin any flat thing on my finger
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 07:33 |
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im really good at smoking weed
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 07:46 |
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vudan posted:Big penis and good looks. Trade off for socially awkward and depressive.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 09:05 |
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I can burp full sentences.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 09:11 |
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ive got a butt that just wont quit!
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 09:16 |
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Omega Beams project concussive force or disintegrating energy Omega Sanction traps organisms in alternate universes Superhuman strength, speed, endurance, and longevity Flight Shapeshifting Telekinesis and telepathy Teleportation Limited time travel
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 09:45 |
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farting very loudly
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 09:53 |
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visions
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 09:54 |
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I can make red traffic lights turn green by staring at them for periods of time.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 10:08 |
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I am a bingo wizard
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 10:14 |
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the gift of durkenessjust moments ago fagot op, silly oval office op
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 10:15 |
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I can see through walls
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 10:27 |
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Professor Shark posted:I can see through walls i warm to ur posts good sir. ivebeen drinkigin & PEACEOUt
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 10:28 |
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I post terribly
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