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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
where the x-mans and fant4stic 4 are :confused:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVdV-lxRPFo

what do you think? i like the homoerotic punching

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Jusupov
May 24, 2007
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is it dumb like avengers or not dumb like something else

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

They should really just make movies about Captain America living his life, going to the store and being confused, stuff like that

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Professor Shark posted:

They should really just make movies about Captain America living his life, going to the store and being confused, stuff like that

i like it

movie better feature this heartbreaking scene from th e comics:

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Doing Civil War with like six heroes is very dumb.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
If there were no comic book movies CD would cease to exist.

If everyone in the forum watched arthouse schlock they wouldn't know how to one up each other with pretension and give up. Comic book movies provide the baseline because they all like comic books.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Universe Master posted:

Doing Civil War with like six heroes is very dumb.

Wolverine and Black Panther are going to be in it as well as spider man

Woden
May 6, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeZ_F1op9N8

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


This looks terrible

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Professor Shark posted:

This looks terrible

COMIC MOVIE NEWS SCOOP: Captain America: Civil War to be 3-hour slap fight between two men who clearly want to bugger each other very badly

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i cant wait to download this torrent

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I wouldn't do that, gary- the Goofein Truppen might show up at your door :ohdear:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

hmm perhaps marvel will feel compelled by current ev- bucky makes cap feel like it's 1941 again

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i meant legally once its in public domain

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I wouldn't do it anyway

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

gary oldmans diary posted:

i meant legally once its in public domain

pretty slick, rick

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Professor Shark posted:

They should really just make movies about Captain America living his life, going to the store and being confused, stuff like that

captain america crying in the toothpaste aisle

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



cool i hope they finally make one where america CRAPtain doesn't suck a dude off, i get that it's progressive but it doesn't fit in my headcanon (little pun for you there op ;) )

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

eSports Chaebol posted:

captain america crying in the toothpaste aisle

lol

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

social vegan posted:

cool i hope they finally make one where america CRAPtain doesn't suck a dude off, i get that it's progressive but it doesn't fit in my headcanon (little pun for you there op ;) )

sorry man it is gonna be the usual gay love triangle they always have in these movies



social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



haha more like craptain europe base don those pictures

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

social vegan posted:

haha more like craptain europe base don those pictures

:master:

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
itd be cooler if this movie was just captain america fighting a redneck supervillain. maybe he trashes the villian's souped up general lee too

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
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Illegal Hen
Do you think Captain America is Pro-Life? More in favor of states rights or a more powerful federal government? These questions are important to me in this upcoming election cycle.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Android Bicyclist posted:

Do you think Captain America is Pro-Life? More in favor of states rights or a more powerful federal government? These questions are important to me in this upcoming election cycle.

Captain America is a strict constitutionalist.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
No. This has that Black Hawk Down hero guy in it, and he was dumb in winter solder.


...No racist.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



captain america only fucks missionary UNLESS she pregnant then he goes down on her but he doesn't do anything sexual he thinks the v is gross and largely ungodly (he thinks it looks so gross because god kinda closed his eyes and waved his hands when he made it) and chris evans just sits there, guarding the baby to ensure it is delivered

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I don't want your civil war.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Captain America is Pro-Choice because every American has the right to CHOOSE

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Does Capt America basically work as a stooge for the government like Superman?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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what do Superman an Bateman think about abortions??

i bet abortion doctors remind batman of the guy that killed his parents. it is why bruce wayne shot up that clinic.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Professor Shark posted:

Does Capt America basically work as a stooge for the government like Superman?

Yes. After the SHIELD revamp in the 60s with Steranko and Caps reintroduction after being retired, he just works for a different shadow government.

Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Nov 30, 2015

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Professor Shark posted:

Does Capt America basically work as a stooge for the government like Superman?

At least in Civil War he's on the anti-government side.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Disney movies are for children OP, hth.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Can't wait to see what lovely Pro PRC messages they will embed in the film.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Germstore posted:

At least in Civil War he's on the anti-government side.

It all sounds really bad

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
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Illegal Hen
I'm hoping the movie actually follows the Civil War storyline & has The Punisher become Captain America (for a brief bit).

BigBoss posted:

I don't want your civil war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9VhD4SccSE

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
That trailer looked loving awesome

embrace cool comic book movies, you haters

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Madcosby posted:

That trailer looked loving awesome

embrace cool comic book movies, you haters

i agree

i aint a hateful goon, like all the other goons

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