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It's a Monday, let's inject some humor into what is sure to be a lovely week. What is your favorite Jerry Seinfeld joke? From the show, stand up, or books!quote:Then they tell you about the pain relieving ingredient, there's always gotta be a lot of that. Nobody wants anything less than extra-strength. Extra-strength is the absolute minimum. You can't even get strength. Strength is out now. It's all extra-strength. Some people are not satisfied with extra, they want maximum. It's funnier when he says it, but you get the point!
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Michael Richards
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Nov 30, 2015 15:56
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Frankenstyle posted:Michael Richards
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Nov 30, 2015 16:00
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When that one guy says "That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!"
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Nov 30, 2015 16:01
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Richards seriously didn't do anything wrong. That audience was asking for it.
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Nov 30, 2015 16:13
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A friend of mine is going in for a nose job next week. Guy. You know what the technical term for a nose job is? Rhinoplasty! Rhino! This guy is aware he has a bit of a problem … he’s obviously sensitive about it, that’s why he made the appointment. Do we really need to compare him to a goddamn rhinoceros?
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Nov 30, 2015 16:15
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"these pretzels are making me thirsty" "these prezels... are making me thirsty" "THESEPRETZELSAREMAKINGMETHIRSTY"
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Nov 30, 2015 16:18
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Kids thinking they have Superman's powers through wearing his costume. Until they jump off a roof expecting to fly. Lol, stupid kids
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Nov 30, 2015 16:30
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what's the deal with seinfeld jokes
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Nov 30, 2015 16:32
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i liked when the kid called him a gently caress or whatever
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Nov 30, 2015 16:37
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salsaa
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Nov 30, 2015 16:42
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the one about the yellow shirt
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Nov 30, 2015 16:43
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The puffy shirt was nice.
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Nov 30, 2015 16:45
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every body likes to say salsaaaa
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Nov 30, 2015 16:47
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Frozen yogurt jerry
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Nov 30, 2015 16:48
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When he mocked George's sweatpants while wearing sneans.
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Dec 1, 2015 06:49
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the contest was a good ep cause i got to imagine julia louis dreyfus touching her privates
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Dec 1, 2015 06:52
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No Larry you're not funnier than me! I'm the loving comedian here
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Dec 1, 2015 06:54
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I like when his friend is all like "hey how are you doing" to the girls lmbo gets me every time
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Dec 1, 2015 06:57
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bee movie lmao
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Dec 1, 2015 07:03
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dan harmons jerry mcseinfeld bit is p funny
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Dec 1, 2015 07:13
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sometimes i have dreams where i'm whipping george's fanny with a cat-o'-nine tails and his parents are cheering me on, and when its over i get a congratulatory phone call from danny tartabull
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Dec 1, 2015 07:24
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the jerk store called, they're running out of YOU
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Dec 1, 2015 08:28
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I haven't seen his standup. Just his sitcom i cant remember the name of atm.
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Dec 1, 2015 08:33
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I've never seen Everybody Loves Raymond.
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Dec 1, 2015 08:36
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I WAS IN THE POOL!!! edit: also the fact that something like 90% of the jokes in the series would have been solved within 5 minutes once cell phones were common... 2 years after the show ended.
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Dec 1, 2015 08:43
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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My favourite is the one where george os working on a project with kruger. Esp when george tells him about the r falling off the sign and hes like 'sounds like an olde time car horn george. K oooger. K oooger.
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Dec 1, 2015 08:44
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What's the deal with airline peanuts?
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Dec 1, 2015 08:44
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When he signed a photo for a dry cleaner saying, "I'm very impressed!" Haha, "moops."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_cnaTG1ucI&t=20s
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Isaac posted:I haven't seen his standup. Just his sitcom i cant remember the name of atm. It was called Steinfeld, hth.
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Dec 1, 2015 08:49
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Moops
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nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel
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Dec 1, 2015 09:22
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When Sadam Hussein said, "You don't get any soup! Come back in twelve months."
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Dec 1, 2015 09:30
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the cake is a lie, jerry! it's a lie!
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Dec 1, 2015 09:35
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dpack_1 posted:When that one guy says "That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!"
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Dec 1, 2015 09:39
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in 1997 Jerry Seinfeld brutally raped and murdered a set of Chinese girls who were vising the US with their parents. Jerry Seinfeld approach the father while they were in Los Angeles and made an inconspicuous offer for the girls, promising them a bright future in America. Upon the father's acceptance, Seinfeld took the girls back to his place where their blood was drained and their heads were removed and boiled in a large cooking pot. When asked, friends and family described the scenario as "a real laugh-fest", and fans were quick to point to the observational humour in killing an Oriental.
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Dec 1, 2015 09:48
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Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:in 1997 Jerry Seinfeld brutally raped and murdered a set of Chinese girls who were vising the US with their parents. Jerry Seinfeld approach the father while they were in Los Angeles and made an inconspicuous offer for the girls, promising them a bright future in America. Upon the father's acceptance, Seinfeld took the girls back to his place where their blood was drained and their heads were removed and boiled in a large cooking pot. When asked, friends and family described the scenario as "a real laugh-fest", and fans were quick to point to the observational humour in killing an Oriental. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvKgbMls2ac
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ThaGrandCow posted:I WAS IN THE POOL!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gpFqqOIVlw
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