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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what would they be? the antichrist? the situation im describing is someone who was born with both a fully functional vagine and penis. i would definately check their oil, but there is no way that wouldnt be considered a sign of the apocolypse. i guess. anywhos ive had a bottle of wine already and things are about to get pretty slippery

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SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

The Devil is PRO life and goD is pro DEATH. Makes u think

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SPACE HOMOS posted:

The Devil is PRO life and goD is pro DEATH. Makes u think

i aint too sure, bobby *scratches head, then balls*

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Now, will the vaginal be the penis's balls? Or the penis is the vagina's balls?

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe
theyd be a dickgirl op

itd be pretty hot

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Edgar posted:

Now, will the vaginal be the penis's balls? Or the penis is the vagina's balls?

they exist simultaneously in their appropriate nether regions

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the image of god was originally created as one being, then he took the rib out of that thing and made a female. thats when people started having sexual intercourse imo

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
thats also when wine was invented

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

dad gay. so what posted:

thats also when wine was invented

:nods:

This Jacket Is Me
Jan 29, 2009
My baby so farty right now :x

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
hermaphrodites are descendants of the greek god hermaphroditus who was raped by a water nymph and became a sexy chick with a ding dong

This Jacket Is Me
Jan 29, 2009
Greece sounds like a sexy place

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

I think they win

everything

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dad gay. so what posted:

thats also when wine was invented
reminds me to get some wine tonight and clean my house

rock out with my cock out, jam out with my clam out

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

This Jacket Is Me posted:

Greece sounds like a sexy place
Fun Fact: in greece they just call it a salad

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
greece is known for their olives, which look suspiciously like boobs

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Enfield posted:

greece is known for their olives, which look suspiciously like boobs
greece is also known for being in crippling debt, much like you after your ex left you

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

symbolic posted:

greece is also known for being in crippling debt, much like you after your ex left you

huh

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

If I had both parts down in my swimsuit area, I would get a role in Halloween, True Lies, and Scream Queens among others.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

symbolic posted:

greece is also known for being in crippling debt, much like you after your ex left you
wow GBS getting TURNT the gently caress up this morning

someone call the WHAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE we got a patient for the BURN WARD!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
youd think.if someones ex left youd have more money

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
can someone send me some money

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

More importantly, would they use the boys locker room or girl locker room to change?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Enfield posted:

can someone send me some money
if you're a good boy, yes

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Kindergarten Camp posted:

More importantly, would they use the boys locker room or girl locker room to change?
they'd use the bathroom like all the fat kids do

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5m4GVcryT4

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
i know they exist so where the goddam gently caress are the pics

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I think the technical name for this is a "Minotaur" op. hth

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I think I saw a classy film about this once

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dreezy posted:

i know they exist so where the goddam gently caress are the pics
thats a slippery slope to just being just straight up gay be careful goon

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
You'd tell it to to go gently caress itself and it would sigh and get going while you watched and masturbated.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I would call them... hero...

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Anal.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy23kGrOQjE

This should clear things up. Next question?

www
Aug 4, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

what would they be? the antichrist? the situation im describing is someone who was born with both a fully functional vagine and penis. i would definately check their oil, but there is no way that wouldnt be considered a sign of the apocolypse. i guess. anywhos ive had a bottle of wine already and things are about to get pretty slippery

hmm does that someone look like a girl or a guy???

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Kindergarten Camp posted:

More importantly, would they use the boys locker room or girl locker room to change?

Yes.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I have a penis and a mouth and a butthole so I guess I'm self gay? :confused:

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
bright future in fetish porn

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
don't they hack off their limbs with machetes and use them for witch doctor stuff

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

vug posted:

don't they hack off their limbs with machetes and use them for witch doctor stuff

im not sure. it was more of an inquiry than a statement. im sorry if you misunderstood the OP i will try to be more clear in the future :(

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