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What kind?
Hard shell
Soft shell
Cheesy gordita crunch
I only eat rice balls, gaijin
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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

It was a huge disaster. I took one bite and it cracked and exploded everywhere, like biting into a lightbulb. Just bits of taco shell all over the place.

Just don't do it. Don't get a hard shell taco. It's like some cruel joke on the gringos. As soon as you attempt to eat it, poof, it just disappears into a cloud of beef and cheese and tortilla.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

you loving autismo maximo, hard shell tacos are the bomb

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
most of the food you get is a cruel joke on gringos

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

FogHelmut posted:

It was a huge disaster. I took one bite and it cracked and exploded everywhere, like biting into a lightbulb. Just bits of taco shell all over the place.

Just don't do it. Don't get a hard shell taco. It's like some cruel joke on the gringos. As soon as you attempt to eat it, poof, it just disappears into a cloud of beef and cheese and tortilla.


perhaps if you weren't retarded you might be able to successfully eat a taco

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
It's gotta be greasy enough to soften that nigga up.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Way to brag about your inferior taco eating skills. HEY EVERYBODY, WATCH ME FAIL TO EAT THIS BASIC FOOD EASILY MASTERED BY CHILDREN

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
OP: (pulling over halfway home from the taco place and frantically checking his tacos) Oh...no...!

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Take a taco, the dump everything out and fill with hotdog.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i like when they have a hard taco core for the crunch, but a layer of guac and a soft taco shell for stability. this is an advanced taco though, so they are more expensive

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Fry up some corn tortillas for the best possible taco experience. It takes time and it's sort of hard to get right though.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
The basic kids hard shell taco with cheese, meat and salsa is still good. Maybe top it with some pineapple.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
RIP OP I'm sorry for your loss

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
been on atkins i've forgotten the feel of a taco and the taste of fourthmeal

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Fry up some corn tortillas for the best possible taco experience. It takes time and it's sort of hard to get right though.

:agreed:

Taco tiers:

Fried tortilla
Double taco
Hard taco
Just dump it on a plate and eat with a fork
Wrapped in slimy banana peel from garbage
Soft tortilla

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Gabriel Pope posted:

:agreed:

Taco tiers:

Fried tortilla
Double taco
Hard taco
Just dump it on a plate and eat with a fork
Wrapped in slimy banana peel from garbage
Soft tortilla

What tier is a frito pie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvL-Wg81oE

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hard tacos, are you supposed to tilt the taco or your head, or both? :shrug:

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
hard shells own gently caress you op!!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

CRUNCH

Mmmmmm oh yeah love the greasy meat and sauce and stuff falling out onto my plate and splattering onto my shirt and tie what a good idea, THANKS MEXICO

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
if I wanted a soft shell I would just have a burrito holy poo poo

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
This is a thread I can get behind. I support you op. Soft taco crew raise up.

Throw some black olives in that wonderful food cocoon and some sour cream hoo baby.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
hard shell tacos are objectively better, gently caress you op

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

This thread will be the one that tears GBS apart, I know it

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Professor Shark posted:

This thread will be the one that tears GBS apart, I know it

I will tear you in half much like a soft shell taco tears very easily!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Jukeboxblues posted:

I will tear you in half much like a soft shell taco tears very easily!

I'll crack your loving spine like a piece of poo poo Gas Station taco you rear end in a top hat!

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Food is too hard. I'm just gonna stick to drinking until they come up with something more manageable.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Frankenstyle posted:

Food is too hard. I'm just gonna stick to drinking until they come up with something more manageable.
intravenous feeding

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


gently caress Tacos.

The Burrito Master Race shall triumph

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
people who prefer hard shell tacos are candy rear end bitches: confirmed.

if you're not eating crunchwrap supremes, you're doing something wrong

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Saalkin posted:

gently caress Tacos.

The Burrito Master Race shall triumph

I think Burritos and Softs should form a temporary alliance to defeat the Hards

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Saalkin posted:

gently caress Tacos.

The Burrito Master Race shall triumph
taquitos master race, bitch

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
get a cheezy gordita crunch. it's the futanari of tacos.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Soft tacos for life dawg. FOR LIFE!

People who like hard shells are compensating for Something.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

most of the food you get is a cruel joke on gringos

Am Mexican can confirm

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Nathilus posted:

Soft tacos for life dawg. FOR LIFE!

People who like hard shells are compensating for Something.

My theory is that mentally defective Hard Shells just like the crunching sensation just like all the chips they shovel down their stupid goon holes and smear on their t shirts

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



I like how there's really only like six components in Mexican food yet there are a dozen things using those exact same ingredients but with a different name

Such a marvellous people.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Sounds like laziness to me

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
i prefer the choco taco

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I literally can't eat food with more texture than applesauce. Everything I touch must be soft, including my dick

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I shall eat all Tacos and absorb the life force of Mexico.

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a bag of dicks
Oct 20, 2015
soft shelled tacos are actually just poorly rolled mini burritos. hth

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