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It was a huge disaster. I took one bite and it cracked and exploded everywhere, like biting into a lightbulb. Just bits of taco shell all over the place. Just don't do it. Don't get a hard shell taco. It's like some cruel joke on the gringos. As soon as you attempt to eat it, poof, it just disappears into a cloud of beef and cheese and tortilla.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:14 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:04 |
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you loving autismo maximo, hard shell tacos are the bomb
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:14 |
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most of the food you get is a cruel joke on gringos
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:16 |
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FogHelmut posted:It was a huge disaster. I took one bite and it cracked and exploded everywhere, like biting into a lightbulb. Just bits of taco shell all over the place. perhaps if you weren't retarded you might be able to successfully eat a taco
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:18 |
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It's gotta be greasy enough to soften that nigga up.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:18 |
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Way to brag about your inferior taco eating skills. HEY EVERYBODY, WATCH ME FAIL TO EAT THIS BASIC FOOD EASILY MASTERED BY CHILDREN
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:19 |
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OP: (pulling over halfway home from the taco place and frantically checking his tacos) Oh...no...!
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:20 |
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Take a taco, the dump everything out and fill with hotdog.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:20 |
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i like when they have a hard taco core for the crunch, but a layer of guac and a soft taco shell for stability. this is an advanced taco though, so they are more expensive
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:29 |
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Fry up some corn tortillas for the best possible taco experience. It takes time and it's sort of hard to get right though.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:32 |
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The basic kids hard shell taco with cheese, meat and salsa is still good. Maybe top it with some pineapple.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:33 |
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RIP OP I'm sorry for your loss
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:36 |
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been on atkins i've forgotten the feel of a taco and the taste of fourthmeal
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:37 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Fry up some corn tortillas for the best possible taco experience. It takes time and it's sort of hard to get right though. Taco tiers: Fried tortilla Double taco Hard taco Just dump it on a plate and eat with a fork Wrapped in slimy banana peel from garbage Soft tortilla
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:41 |
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Gabriel Pope posted:
What tier is a frito pie? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvL-Wg81oE
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:48 |
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Hard tacos, are you supposed to tilt the taco or your head, or both?
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:00 |
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hard shells own gently caress you op!!
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:04 |
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CRUNCH Mmmmmm oh yeah love the greasy meat and sauce and stuff falling out onto my plate and splattering onto my shirt and tie what a good idea, THANKS MEXICO
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:05 |
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if I wanted a soft shell I would just have a burrito holy poo poo
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:08 |
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This is a thread I can get behind. I support you op. Soft taco crew raise up. Throw some black olives in that wonderful food cocoon and some sour cream hoo baby.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:08 |
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hard shell tacos are objectively better, gently caress you op
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:10 |
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This thread will be the one that tears GBS apart, I know it
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:11 |
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Professor Shark posted:This thread will be the one that tears GBS apart, I know it I will tear you in half much like a soft shell taco tears very easily!
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:12 |
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Jukeboxblues posted:I will tear you in half much like a soft shell taco tears very easily! I'll crack your loving spine like a piece of poo poo Gas Station taco you rear end in a top hat!
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:14 |
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Food is too hard. I'm just gonna stick to drinking until they come up with something more manageable.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:17 |
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Frankenstyle posted:Food is too hard. I'm just gonna stick to drinking until they come up with something more manageable.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:19 |
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gently caress Tacos. The Burrito Master Race shall triumph
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:20 |
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people who prefer hard shell tacos are candy rear end bitches: confirmed. if you're not eating crunchwrap supremes, you're doing something wrong
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:20 |
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Saalkin posted:gently caress Tacos. I think Burritos and Softs should form a temporary alliance to defeat the Hards
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:21 |
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Saalkin posted:gently caress Tacos.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:21 |
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get a cheezy gordita crunch. it's the futanari of tacos.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:21 |
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Soft tacos for life dawg. FOR LIFE! People who like hard shells are compensating for Something.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:22 |
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Moridin920 posted:most of the food you get is a cruel joke on gringos Am Mexican can confirm
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:25 |
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Nathilus posted:Soft tacos for life dawg. FOR LIFE! My theory is that mentally defective Hard Shells just like the crunching sensation just like all the chips they shovel down their stupid goon holes and smear on their t shirts
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:25 |
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I like how there's really only like six components in Mexican food yet there are a dozen things using those exact same ingredients but with a different name Such a marvellous people.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:27 |
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Sounds like laziness to me
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:28 |
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i prefer the choco taco
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:30 |
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I literally can't eat food with more texture than applesauce. Everything I touch must be soft, including my dick
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:33 |
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I shall eat all Tacos and absorb the life force of Mexico.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:35 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:04 |
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soft shelled tacos are actually just poorly rolled mini burritos. hth
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