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garage door keypad
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four TVs and none of them SD
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segmented recliner couch
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Adding chopped up hot dogs to mac'n cheese.
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Nov 30, 2015 22:47
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I can't believe my parents are upper middle class...
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Nov 30, 2015 22:50
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Adding eggs and green onions to top ramen
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Dec 1, 2015 00:15
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Your toilet paper has decorative quilt-patterns
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Dec 1, 2015 00:16
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Adding eggs and green onions to top ramen
what's the usual way of adding eggs to ramen? always wanted to try that.
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Dec 1, 2015 00:22
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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you are white
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Dec 1, 2015 00:24
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- bird.
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what's the usual way of adding eggs to ramen? always wanted to try that.
you crack them and drop them in while boiling between the middle and the side of the pot like 30-40ish seconds before you pull it off to add flavor packet abd garnish
edit: http://www.tastingtable.com/entry_detail/chefs_recipes/15549 <- is good
bird. fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Dec 1, 2015
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Dec 1, 2015 00:24
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- fema crisis actor
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what's the usual way of adding eggs to ramen? always wanted to try that.
I like to drain the water off the noodles, add half of the seasoning packet and an egg, and then stir fry it a bit. You can stop whenever you like the consistency, I usually go for crispy
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Dec 1, 2015 00:38
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please dont add eggs to your lovely ramen
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Dec 1, 2015 00:42
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- Scaly Haylie
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bazinga
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Dec 1, 2015 00:45
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- Zorodius
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.
BUY IT.
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everyone has their own shoes, instead of taking turns borrowing the shoes for each shift at the coal mine
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Dec 1, 2015 01:11
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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Other good things to add to ramen:
Radish & parsnip discs
Carrot
Leeks/Onions
Vegetable or Meat Stock
Bay Leaf
Marjoram
Mary Jane Butter
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Dec 1, 2015 02:35
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- fema crisis actor
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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You're maxed out on credit and have too much mortgage and hate your 5 series because it's not a 7 series
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Dec 1, 2015 02:43
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you describe yourself as "entrepreneurial" like it's a character trait
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Dec 1, 2015 04:47
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- Robot Made of Meat
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You routinely defend the HOA.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Dec 1, 2015 04:57
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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If ur house is a giant bank vault with dollar sign doors
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Dec 1, 2015 05:18
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If your dog has a fitbit pet collar [patent pending DO NOT STEAL]
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Dec 1, 2015 05:19
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If you got one of those balancing fitness wristband things at the mall except it actually worked cuz uhhh it was a rich mall and they got like magic poo poo there you seen it?
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Dec 1, 2015 05:21
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Your house is decorated with art you swap out from your museum exhibit loaners? Maybe like a lovely museum cuz younaelreNT SUPER rich just regular rich... like one of those roadside museums with the dolls and w.e
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Dec 1, 2015 05:23
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Your shower is just a room that has holes in it that shoot water... and uh they come out the floor now cuz the ceiling spouts is passe and 2000s?
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Dec 1, 2015 05:24
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Your coochy and but hole is exceptiionally clean [floor shower callback]
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Dec 1, 2015 05:25
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1]your bed has 0 sand in the blankets that annoy you....
2]Your bed is just a heated sterile soft sandbox you built in the middle of your master bedroom
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Dec 1, 2015 05:27
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Your feather boa is k iterally a dinosaur age feathered Lizard you wear
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Dec 1, 2015 05:27
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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please dont add eggs to your lovely ramen
It makes them good.
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Dec 1, 2015 05:41
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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please dont add eggs to your lovely ramen
egg is not a food
many innocents were taught that it is something other than a preserved ovulation
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Dec 1, 2015 05:54
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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ramen on the other hand is much closer to being a food, although not quite
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Dec 1, 2015 05:56
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If ur house is a giant bank vault with dollar sign doors
1]your bed has 0 sand in the blankets that annoy you....
2]Your bed is just a heated sterile soft sandbox you built in the middle of your master bedroom
haha
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Dec 1, 2015 05:59
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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egg is not a food
many innocents were taught that it is something other than a preserved ovulation
Egg is a food, and delicious.
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Dec 1, 2015 06:02
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When your parents are members of a yacht club but they don't even own a boat.
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Dec 1, 2015 06:50
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when the jello is ready and you're
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Dec 1, 2015 06:52
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You might be upper middle-class if your highschool was known for having a high teen suicide rate and also a really good lacrosse team.
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Dec 1, 2015 07:00
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- Macnult
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Instead of renovating your house, you sell it and move into another house that's right down the street.
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Dec 1, 2015 07:04
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- Macnult
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Your life involves a lot of things that your sociology 101 professor refers to as "privilege".
fast forward a few years, suddenly everyone on the internet keeps talking about the same thing your professor taught you.
you stop for a moment to reflect on how privileged you were to attain this knowledge before it became the new hip thing.
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Dec 1, 2015 07:08
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Your bullies tried to steal you lunch money in elementary school but you had a debit card
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Dec 1, 2015 07:13
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You were the bully... in school... rich people are mean and cruel...
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Dec 1, 2015 07:14
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You are being targeted by me for marriage as a provider-type spouse to my trophy self
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Dec 1, 2015 07:18
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When your mom sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
edit: wrong thread
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Dec 1, 2015 07:19
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You and your dad's gf the same age
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You live in a 2 million dollar home but you eat stouffers frozen mac n cheese by yourself every night waiting for your parents to come home
Fastforward: same thing but no parents
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