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I don't know if I can make it home in this state. Thinking about cracking one off in the parking lot, or else I'm liable to gently caress without warning.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:19 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:36 |
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Pros of cracking one off: -I'd be jacking off which is win -get the chance to bust the big LOAD I'm working on
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:20 |
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Cross post from the booty thread
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:21 |
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Oh hey there, Kellen Winslow. http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24411822/witness-kellen-winslow-masturbating-in-target-parking-lot
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:22 |
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Cons: -might make a mess -won't be as good as JÖ at home -potentially illegal
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:22 |
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Windows 98 posted:Cross post from the booty thread Dude you are pushing me over the edge
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:22 |
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I say wait it out ,op.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:23 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I say 'bate it out ,op.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:26 |
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one microsecond after "cracking one out" in the parking lot:
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:27 |
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I've been misquoted
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:29 |
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pst pics bb
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:32 |
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Baxter posted:one microsecond after "cracking one out" in the parking lot: Still not as bad as right after you just banged a girl you don't like but now she's in love with you.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:52 |
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Take a sex toy to work in your lunch bag.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:53 |
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I take a lunch to work in my sex toy bag.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:54 |
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FIRST TIME posted:Still not as bad as right after you just banged a girl you don't like but now she's in love with you. does that happen to women? Probably so, but they generally have more sense than to bang someone they don't like.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:58 |
goonfession: i used to crank off while driving and also high on adderall. ama
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 23:58 |
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Baxter posted:does that happen to women? Yeah but usually they don't even try to pretend they like the guy afterward.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:19 |
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take a sock off and bust into the sock. the benefits are two fold: no one can see your junk and no messy clean up!
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:19 |
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fourteen hundred posted:goonfession: i used to crank off while driving and also high on adderall. ama Tell me more about being a trucker.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:20 |
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where do you live? wanna j/o together? it's ok if you're a girl, girls can j/o too
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:43 |
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Cut off your dick, problem solved That will be $60
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:48 |
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if you're in the car, in a parking lot couldn't you work one out in the time it took you to shitpost this thread?
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 07:12 |
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fourteen hundred posted:goonfession: i used to crank off while driving and also high on adderall. ama where did the jizz go?
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 07:23 |
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dreezy posted:where did the jizz go? best lubrication an engine can get
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 07:26 |
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How did the jo session go ,op?
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 08:01 |
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https://vine.co/v/e2Khj0p3W5M https://vine.co/v/eYUZ9O5LqpE https://vine.co/v/eYUWFZumwIi https://vine.co/v/i7u0WixlVXt
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:21 |
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Tactical Lesbian posted:https://vine.co/v/e2Khj0p3W5M These are great
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:29 |
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ur welcome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_O5R1WOyts srsly Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Dec 24, 2015 |
# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:32 |
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What, no Lena Dunham?
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:33 |
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Cons: that's what makes it so nasty op, shoot a massive wad on the door handle of the car next to yours and just imagine that motherfucker going to open their car door and coming away with a spunk hand and they look down at the cum hanging in thick ropes from between their spread fingers and suddenly realize that the *system* is *bullshit* man Cool NIN Shirt posted:-won't be as good as JÖ at home bust it in the parking lot and then roll home and smoke a doob and bust it AGAIN Cool NIN Shirt posted:-potentially illegal toughen up
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:41 |
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dreezy posted:where did the jizz go? it was prob the adderall
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:43 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:How did the jo session go ,op? Well?
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:44 |
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Ben Smash posted:These are great AREN'T THEY THOUGH??? Omg! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8uXDZ1S_zQ
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:44 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:How did the jo session go ,op? we demand answers, OP
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:45 |
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you guys are killing op's boner
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:46 |
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Well, I wasn't gonna JO tonight, but what the gently caress is the point of having a functional cock and balls if you don't beat it like an egg?
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:48 |
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VendaGoat posted:Well, I wasn't gonna JO tonight, but what the gently caress is the point of having a functional cock and balls if you don't beat it like an egg? patriarchy
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:51 |
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VendaGoat posted:Well, I wasn't gonna JO tonight, but what the gently caress is the point of having a functional cock and balls if you don't beat it like an egg? Masterbating is a mortal sin. You now must go to confession or else you can't receive communion at Christmas mass, which is another mortal sin.
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:51 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Masterbating is a mortal sin. You now must go to confession or else you can't receive communion at Christmas mass, which is another mortal sin. Now I gotta talk to a priest about the details of my JO sess? This is a fetish porn script.
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:59 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:36 |
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FIRST TIME posted:Still not as bad as right after you just banged a girl you don't like but now she's in love with you. Haha I know right? This happens to me ALL THE TIME all... The time... Sob
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 07:01 |