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I feel like women are only attracted to me because I'm extremely good looking. So when i go to have sex with a woman, I often start to think, maybe she only wants my 10 inch dick, and is not going to respond to my calls, or listen to my voicemails, or read my emails, or texts. Anyways, during this time of wonder, i often lose my erection while putting on condom. edit: thank you thread, i will switch to a larger condom, who knew all this trouble was because my large dick was being strangled.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:44 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:04 |
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its a bit easier if you are attracted to condoms
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:45 |
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use a cock ring
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:45 |
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Cut off your dick, problem solved That will be $60
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:46 |
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put in your buttplug
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:47 |
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dont use one
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:47 |
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Perhaps you are actually attracted to men?
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:48 |
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OctoberBlues posted:Perhaps you are actually attracted to men? i'm gay??
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:49 |
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ethanol posted:i'm gay?? Maybe, we will support you either way.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:50 |
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I don't put on a condom. I prefuck a condom on
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 00:50 |
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make her put the condom on with he r fanny
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 01:05 |
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ethanol posted:I feel like women are only attracted to me because I'm extremely good looking. So when i go to have sex with a woman, I often start to think, maybe she only wants my 10 inch dick, and is not going to respond to my calls, or listen to my voicemails, or read my emails, or texts. Anyways, during this time of wonder, i often lose my erection while putting on condom. This but uniroinicly
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 01:07 |
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lol if you dont raw bareback it like a real man
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 01:12 |
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EorayMel posted:lol if you dont raw bareback it like a real man
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 01:21 |
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EorayMel posted:lol if you dont raw bareback it like a real man
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 01:25 |
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Lol who wears a condom in 2015?
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 01:26 |
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I must go shopping...
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 01:26 |
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EorayMel posted:lol if you dont raw bareback it with a real man
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 01:26 |
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ethanol posted:I feel like women are only attracted to me because I'm extremely good looking. So when i go to have sex with a woman, I often start to think, maybe she only wants my 10 inch dick, and is not going to respond to my calls, or listen to my voicemails, or read my emails, or texts. Anyways, during this time of wonder, i often lose my erection while putting on condom. this but facetiously
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 01:52 |
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Make her do that mouth trick like Mr. Garrison from Southpark.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 01:54 |
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for real though, are those slimey stinky things really the best tech we have been able to come up with?
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 01:56 |
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Fonzarelli posted:for real though, are those slimey stinky things really the best tech we have been able to come up with? I agree. Human female vaginas are so stone age.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 02:09 |
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 02:19 |
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killing yourself always get me hard
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 02:23 |
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The cast of Seinfield must have loving cerebral palsy because they can't open peanut bags or condoms.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 02:31 |
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Testikles posted:The cast of Seinfield must have loving cerebral palsy because they can't open peanut bags or condoms.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 02:45 |
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numberoneposter posted:junior mints flying everywhere No that was Spin City and Michael J Fox's Parkinsons.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 02:49 |
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cant be done. thru trial and error i have developed what i think is the best way to do it. ive got a technique where you unroll the condom to maximum length and then use the eraser end of a pencil to stuff your flaccid member into it. one day i hope to find a pwrson to have sex with
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 02:55 |
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tell me more about cockrings...
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 02:56 |
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Testikles posted:No that was Spin City and Michael J Fox's Parkinsons. There's an episode of Seinfeld where Kramer drops a junior mint into a patient undergoing surgery, and you parsed this sentence correctly the first time.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 08:32 |
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lol if it doesnt take you like 2 seconds to put a condom on jesus christ
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 08:55 |
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Sharzak posted:There's an episode of Seinfeld where Kramer drops a junior mint into a patient undergoing surgery, and you parsed this sentence correctly the first time. Yeah, I got the reference. I just flew too close to the sun by trying to kick it to a Parkinson's joke and it didn't work out. It was worth a shot.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 09:22 |
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lol if you don't pull incredible rear end all the time, but your dick don't work properly cause of all the anti-depressants youre on.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 09:27 |
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big dicks are hard to deal with
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 09:33 |
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just to re-iterate, even when i'm balls deep in an incredibly beautiful woman, on some level i still want to kill myself
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 09:34 |
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You make her (him?) put it on instead, idiot.
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 09:35 |
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Just wear one (the same one) for your entire life
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:21 |
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You can use them twice by turning them inside out after the first time
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 11:56 |
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amityville anus posted:You can use them twice by turning them inside out after the first time just like toilet paper
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# ? Dec 1, 2015 13:20 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:04 |
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how to maintain erection while assembling a gundam
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