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 It's the most wonderful time of the year, when [festive joy/austerity] fills our hearts and minds, when we wish for [peace on Earth and goodwill to all mankind/airstrikes on Syrian civilians], when groups gather in towns up and down the country to shout [traditional carols/racism], and children wait in anticipation for [Santa/something to eat]. So sit back in your chair, throw another log* on the fire, and put some good-hearted Christmas cheer on the wireless.  *In these austere Big Society times, the Conservative Party will be generously providing logs via local Serco subsidiaries. They are absolutely not rolled up child abuse dossiers. Do not unroll the logs. And Merry Christmas to you too, Mister Cameron.  Also Happy Hanukkah, Blessed Yule, and/or Culturally Appropriate Bodhi/Festivus/Hogmanay/Watchnight/Day of the Unconquered Sun Greetings to all. What else is in the news? Britain First's Facebook page got taken down then put back up again within hours. Expect gloating and poo poo memes. Following the lead of many former ministers, Are Boyes need to avenge Paris with death from above in Syria but commie peacenik Corbyn thinks that bombing people with no clear goal might make them mad and achieve little. The police need to spy on your email and ban encryption to prevent a Paris-style attack even though the Paris terrorists used unencrypted SMS and France already has bulk intercept. Every local paper is genuinely worried about the inability of the authorities to defend against a Paris-style attack on a high profile target such as Clifton Higgenthorpe, population 327. Up to 10,000 troops could be placed on city streets to prevent a Peterloo-style massacre. Corbyn remains an unelectable socialist for suggesting that the police shouldn't get to shoot people on sight outside of the reasonable force doctrine. Gideon's Autumn Statement. More money for spies, less money for justice. Local authorities get hosed. Transport summary:    On the first post of 'MT, the forums gave to me: Twelve Points Advising quote:1. It's not a person's fault if they are poor; Eleven Threads Archiving UKMT November 2015 Thread UKMT October 2015 Thread UKMT September 2015 Thread (DCFADP) UKMT August 2015 Thread UKMT July 2015 Thread UKMT June 2015 Thread UKMT General Election 2015 Thread (Spoiler: Tories Win) UKMT April 2015 Thread UKMT March 2015 Thread UKMT February 2015 Thread UKMT January 2015 Thread Ten Lords a-Sweating Paedogeddon/Press Corruption Thread Nine Laddies Leaving Scotpol Thread Eight Racists Racing EDL/Fash Thread Seven Trains Still Running Trainchat Thread Six Cartoonists Tripping Over Each Other in the Struggle to be Relevant While Mac Draws Literal Golliwogs Political Cartoons Thread Fiiive Quest-ion Tiiimes #ukgoons on synIRC. It's mostly active during Question Time, but there's always some people around (thanks crispix). Four Awful Chats The Trident nuclear deterrent system Prolier-than-thou competitions Coohoolin's eligibility for Scottishness Coohoolin's nuclear deterrent system Three French Hawks Two Futile Doves And a Christmas on UKMT!  
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I wonder what sort of advent calendar Pissflaps has
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Dec 1, 2015 01:03
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At least he has one bourgeois prick
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I want a taylor swift advent calender.
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Dec 1, 2015 01:13
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I've got a posh advent calendar, it's worth the investment. I like the 12 Days of Christmas bit in the OP.
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Dec 1, 2015 01:14
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I want a Charlotte Church advent Calender. Don't even care if it has pictures of her I just want to show support for the c00l lass.
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XMNN posted:I've got a posh advent calendar, it's worth the investment. Yeah it's a good op
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Dec 1, 2015 01:16
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JFairfax posted:I wonder what sort of advent calendar Pissflaps has An interactive one with magnetic baubles and a chocolate minions one.
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Dec 1, 2015 01:16
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All right how long has this cool and v good OP been in the works
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Pissflaps posted:An interactive one with magnetic baubles and a chocolate minions one. Oh christ it's worse then I thought.
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Dec 1, 2015 01:21
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 I asume this graphic from newsnight means that Corbyn has snapped and seized London through military force?
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Dec 1, 2015 01:21
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Speaking of which, why is there no link to this https://soundcloud.com/theiainduncansmiths/pigs-mouth-strikes-again-feat-david-cameron ??
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Guavanaut posted:You could be an atheist and still believe that it is better to die on your feet as a hero of La Revoluciσn than passively tolerate injustice. I reckon the right wing would have a pretty strong showing for TAKE BOLD HEROIC ACTION, as well as 'the only acceptable religion is my religion' aka THIS IS A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY. And the gay marriage one speaks for itself The BBC link actually has another one of the questions they were asked, strap yourselves in for this one quote:If a student was making fun of my race or religion I would try to make them stop even if it meant hurting them Kids reacting to racist bullying - the real
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Dec 1, 2015 01:24
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Guardian/Fallout 4. Fat Mandelson is great tbh. 
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Dec 1, 2015 01:40
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Ah, this explains why some people are already wishing me a happy birthday.
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To sum up the negative press stuff from the other thread, the inevitable mess caused by bombing Syria is now entirely Corbyn's fault (despite the fact he will vote against it): https://twitter.com/TheMediaTweets/status/671460586195152896
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Dec 1, 2015 02:50
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Dec 1, 2015 03:28
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could have done without seeing corbyns little old man dick
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Dec 1, 2015 03:32
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Pantsuit posted:Thoughts? Major Gaffe As Loony Jez Reveals Admiration For Paedo Savile's Fashion Sense
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Dec 1, 2015 03:41
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Pantsuit posted:Thoughts? Why is there an russian teenager dressed up as Jeremy Corybn?
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Scikar posted:To sum up the negative press stuff from the other thread, the inevitable mess caused by bombing Syria is now entirely Corbyn's fault (despite the fact he will vote against it): Our media really is hosed, innit?
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Salmond was on Sky visibly upset that Labour are probably going to let the Tories take us to war.
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Coohoolin posted:Salmond was on Sky visibly upset that Labour are probably going to let the Tories take us to war. What exactly does he want Corbs to do? Threaten the whip and somehow convince the Tories that it would work perfectly AND would succeed in getting some Tories to rebel? If he could get everyone in Labour to fall in line then yeah that might be viable but it's clearly neither how Corbyn wants to function, nor something he's currently able to do given the Blairite pestilence that runs through the party. e; just noticed the thread title. lol (great op as well) Ms Adequate fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Dec 1, 2015 |
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Coohoolin posted:Salmond was on Sky visibly upset that Labour are probably going to let the Tories take us to war. Guess he should have made a more convincing case for leaving the union then eh
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Mister Adequate posted:What exactly does he want Corbs to do? Threaten the whip and somehow convince the Tories that it would work perfectly AND would succeed in getting some Tories to rebel? If he could get everyone in Labour to fall in line then yeah that might be viable but it's clearly neither how Corbyn wants to function, nor something he's currently able to do given the Blairite pestilence that runs through the party. He's acting in exactly the way he always said he would. The e-mail consultation, posting of the results, then move to a free vote with that as a backing to his argument for non-intervention is exactly in line with what he always would do, and what he was elected to do by the people who voted for him. It's a very gentle, but strong move. It threatens the decsenters with the potential repercussions for voting against the will of the party. Kokoro Wish fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Dec 1, 2015 |
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Dec 1, 2015 08:27
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Pantsuit posted:Thoughts? Can't tell, get him to slavsquat next time for comparison purposes
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Pantsuit posted:Thoughts? 
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Scikar posted:To sum up the negative press stuff from the other thread, the inevitable mess caused by bombing Syria is now entirely Corbyn's fault (despite the fact he will vote against it): For fucks sake.
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Pantsuit posted:Thoughts? "20 lambert and butler and a bottle of white lightening please mate".
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Pantsuit posted:Thoughts? 
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That bicycle doesn't look very maoist.
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Hot.
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Dec 1, 2015 09:42
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Oh, Jeremy. Smh
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Dec 1, 2015 09:51
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Oh for fucks sake.
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Dec 1, 2015 09:52
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Take multiple shots a second and you're guaranteed to find at least a few unflattering ones...
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OwlFancier posted:That bicycle doesn't look very maoist. It's red, isn't it?
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Pesmerga posted:Take multiple shots a second and you're guaranteed to find at least a few unflattering ones... As the Scousemen have showed us there is no flattering way to wear a shellsuit.
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Pesmerga posted:Take multiple shots a second and you're guaranteed to find at least a few unflattering ones... someone find the single shot out of hundreds where he looks good in that tracksuit
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bicycle posted:someone find the single shot out of hundreds where he looks good in that tracksuit Are you Jez's bicycle? How do you feel about being seen ridden by a noted socialist pacifist? Do you think 'Jihadi Jez' has what it takes to be Prime Minister?
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