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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012
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Grimey Drawer

Oberleutnant posted:

Are you Jez's bicycle? How do you feel about being seen ridden by a noted socialist pacifist? Do you think 'Jihadi Jez' has what it takes to be Prime Minister?

Jihadi Jez allows vote for Jihad on Jihadists. Corbyn - The Ultimate Muslim?

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

If America can have a Muslim President we should have a Muslim PM. :colbert:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
London will have a Muslim mayor soon. Maybe.

Oberleutnant posted:

As the Scousemen have showed us there is no flattering way to wear a shellsuit.
I'm sure you heard the urban legend about that one lad who wore his shellsuit in front of the fire and then there was nothing left of him but a pile of ash. That's the flattering way.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Oberleutnant posted:

As the Scousemen have showed us there is no flattering way to wear a shellsuit.

Oh, I thought it was more the 'look at dumb Jez can't even ride a bike' miliband sandwich kind of thing, rather than the tracksuit. We've seen him in track suits before. Carrying The Sun no less.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012
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Grimey Drawer
I think it's a bit of everything. Blood in the water over Syria. Meats back on the menu boys and other cliché things to say.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Pesmerga posted:

Oh, I thought it was more the 'look at dumb Jez can't even ride a bike' miliband sandwich kind of thing, rather than the tracksuit.

Why can't it be both? :shobon:

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Pesmerga posted:

Carrying The Sun no less.

A true working class man :agesilaus:

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

blowfish posted:

A true working class man :agesilaus:

Severely undermines his attempts to build scouse solidarity with the shell suit though

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

kustomkarkommando posted:

Severely undermines his attempts to build scouse solidarity with the shell suit though

I had always believed that the shellsuit was the cultural dress of the scouse. The customs and traditions native to the savage wastes north of London are truly a foreign and ineffable mystery.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Working class divided upon itself. A shameful working class :byodood:

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

TheRat posted:



I asume this graphic from newsnight means that Corbyn has snapped and seized London through military force?

I think that's a Russian jet too. The world revolution is upon us! :ussr::hf::getin:

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012
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Grimey Drawer
Looks like a Tornado to me.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Chocolate Teapot
May 8, 2009

Since when was June relegated to Spring?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

what the gently caress is this

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Chocolate Teapot posted:

Since when was June relegated to Spring?

Forever?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012
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Grimey Drawer
We do not eat British food because we are not monsters.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Well it's heartening that Freddie Mercury, a man born in Zanzibar, gets considered British music. I mean, it was a protectorate but I doubt that means much to the average xenophobe/racist.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012
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Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress is a "We are all special" book?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
ahaha if that's real I bet Banksy would love being on the list for something like that!

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
What the gently caress is any of it?

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Its from an education supply company I think based on the department of education guidelines - so this is what will be used to teach small children what Britishness is

My favourite parts are Andrew Lloyd Webber and Banksy - There must have been a meeting somewhere where they were trying to come up with appropriately British artists/music. I suspect the same person suggested Mercury and Banksy

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012
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Grimey Drawer
The Evangelion 3.33 ost is not British music.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Judging by the Arts and Music sections this is a 90 year old's opinions on what British things are, right?
"Better put Banksy in, the kids these days are all mad about that Banksy fella."

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

They also ran out of British foods after roast dinner, haggis and fish and chips (and peas to make it sound healthier)

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Also gotta laugh at the visiting the local library and art gallery, not after 5+ (10+) more years of austerity, buddy!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
We celebrate British festivals like St. Patrick's Day. :can:

Also Christmas is not on there, I bet the 'can't even say Happy Christmas any more else you'll be eaten by a Jew' crowd will love that.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Someone put "we use quiet voices in the house" over video of tories braying in the commons

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Also none of the flags on there have the correct broad side up design. Potential anti-Scottish bias?

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Phoon posted:

They also ran out of British foods after roast dinner, haggis and fish and chips (and peas to make it sound healthier)

Seriously, where the gently caress's the curry or the kebabs?

Oh wait, this is timewarp Britain from sixty odd years ago

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Midsummer Day is the 21st of June, so I doubt that.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Christmas is in Autumn, apparently.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012
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Grimey Drawer

Barry Foster posted:

Seriously, where the gently caress's the curry or the kebabs?

Oh wait, this is timewarp Britain from sixty odd years ago

Spices are very unbritish. You have wrongthoughted and am now on the BADMAN list.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Tesseraction posted:

Well it's heartening that Freddie Mercury, a man born in Zanzibar, gets considered British music. I mean, it was a protectorate but I doubt that means much to the average xenophobe/racist.

It's not that much of a surprise is it? Your average person probably doesn't give a poo poo if a sportsperson/ musician / actor or other famous was originally from somewhere else if they become British and represent it on the world stage.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Jedit posted:

Midsummer Day is the 21st of June, so I doubt that.

No that's the summer solstice.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Total Meatlove posted:

It's not that much of a surprise is it? Your average person probably doesn't give a poo poo if a sportsperson/ musician / actor or other famous was originally from somewhere else if they become British and represent it on the world stage.

I think you'll find some people get very upset about Andy Murray being mean to the English football team

VulpesInculta
Jul 11, 2012

Tesseraction posted:

Well it's heartening that Freddie Mercury, a man born in Zanzibar, gets considered British music. I mean, it was a protectorate but I doubt that means much to the average xenophobe/racist.

It's British values. "What used to be yours but is now mine and no, you can't have it back" is as British as it gets.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

JFairfax posted:

I think you'll find some people get very upset about Andy Murray being mean to the English football team

But absolutely no one giving a gently caress that their best player was born in Jamaica.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Total Meatlove posted:

It's not that much of a surprise is it? Your average person probably doesn't give a poo poo if a sportsperson/ musician / actor or other famous was originally from somewhere else if they become British and represent it on the world stage.

JFairfax posted:

I think you'll find some people get very upset about Andy Murray being mean to the English football team

As the old joke goes, when he's winning, he's British, when he loses, he's Scottish.

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Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

No that's the summer solstice.

Which is apparently in Spring.

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