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Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
It felt p good

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Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
What was his name

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

You're welcome. My other job is forging medical documents so I have good hand control

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Squalitude posted:

What was his name

It was a fat woman

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Your vag doing ok?

www
Aug 4, 2010

if i was your gynecologist id do the same.

FooF
Mar 26, 2010
But did you have an appointment?

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Your vag doing ok?

No

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

then he squeezed his dick

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Nirvikalpa posted:

It felt p good

Tell us whether or not you are hot though. What is this amateur hour?

banme
Apr 23, 2008
thread twist they are moobs

banme
Apr 23, 2008
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moobs

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

:( oh no!

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Did you find it emasculating to be checked for breast cancer or are austists incapable of feeling shame

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

My vagina is a sensitive little flower, and because of this I am a virgin at 21 years old

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Your av is actually a fairly accurate representation of her vagina and anus.

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy
My hobby is getting the grossest pussy infection i can possibly get, and then visiting male gynecologists. U thought ur job would be a party, but Im here 2 gently caress things up 4 u rapist medicalizing pervert

Idiootti
Apr 11, 2012

Nirvikalpa posted:

It felt p good

I can squeeze your tities too :winkieface:. Hope your vagoo is alright.

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
will my future son/daughter be able to specialize in transgynecology as a successful future doctor?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
GBS number one sexy thread

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Nirvikalpa posted:

My vagina is a sensitive little flower, and because of this I am a virgin at 21 years old

its only shameful to be a 21 virgin if youre a guy btw

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
so, you work from home OP?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Nirvikalpa posted:

It felt p good

As long as you didn't somehow visit the gynecologist in Moon Over June, you'll be fine

If you somehow did meet the Moon Over June gynecologist, you've been infected with AIDS and ugly-rear end reaction faces

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Moola posted:

its only shameful to be a 21 virgin if youre a guy btw

Still shameful to be so fat no one wants to touch you in your "prime"

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
When he did it did he go "HONK! HONK!"

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i've had sex with your mother op. and i won't return her calls so tell her to stop calling me

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
you can rent vaginas for like an hour or so at a time but i never know what to do with the 58mins i have left after

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Testikles posted:

When he did it did he go "HONK! HONK!"

I wish she did

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
is it fun being a girl

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

Nirvikalpa posted:

I wish she did

The medical profession is not as full of clowns as I have been led to believe

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

somuch_gravy posted:

is it fun being a girl

what makes you think OP is a girl???

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
i was just asking anyone that was a girl

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

what makes you think OP is a girl???

Name ends with an a

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


what is the medical term for a doctor who specializes in balls

like there are gynecologists, urologists, proctologists. but what about someone who studies nutsacks

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad

Tom Gorman posted:

what is the medical term for a doctor who specializes in balls

like there are gynecologists, urologists, proctologists. but what about someone who studies nutsacks

nadologist

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

your boobs are so droopy they are pendulating in front of your vagina like some kind of putt putt golf obstacle

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
your gynacologist is gay. Touching boobs all day made him gay.

gaymaker

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

what makes you think OP is a girl???

Yes I have a boobs and a vaginae

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I like girls that have tits AND cooters, you faggots.

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