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Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax
Can I be a feminist icon like amy schumer. I have a feeling I'll just be another lame slob. the matriarchy that rules our society has indoctrinated society to the insane double standard that when a fat dumpy broad takes a picture of her corpulent gut it is brave and ground breaking. however this same double standard says that I should be ashamed of my paunch, it should be hidden away from the world lest I receive ridicule and scorn from not just my peers but the world at large.

goons, free your guts with me.

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hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Lol, just lol, if you're ashamed of your gut.



Schumer is a definite "would."

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
No, fat acceptance is for women only.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
post your dick

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Amy schumer sucks and so does this thread.

gently caress YEAH HIGH FIVE ME SOMEBODY

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax

Agag posted:

Lol, just lol, if you're ashamed of your gut.



Schumer is a definite "would."

When society attempts to shame me I try to correct them by telling them that not very long ago my gut size would indicate me as a member of the royal class and it is not a sign of sloth or lack of self control but instead an indicator of a successful and bountiful life, one that has seen enough success to afford an above average diet and many societies on the planet would be envious and awed by my shape.

They always reply no you're just fat and should eat less and exercise me.

In other words I am not ashamed of my belly but society is doing a drat good job of making me feel shame for my success in life indicated by the size of my belly.

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax

Broenheim posted:

post your dick

I don't have it anymore since the srs

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I'm non-mod challenging you to post your gut you fat gently caress

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.
only if ur name was Dr. Lard :tbear:

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax

How brave a true feminist

K3nT3n posted:

only if ur name was Dr. Lard :tbear:

No poo poo right

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Would not.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

:eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
like someone drew all the lines of allied advance through italy 1943 but forgot the map

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
when are you giving birth

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax

whoflungpoop posted:

like someone drew all the lines of allied advance through italy 1943 but forgot the map

Thank you for saying a funny thing in my otherwise lame thread

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Ah, the poor man's Sara Silverman. Yeah, that'd be swell, should have a thread where we all post our guts I think.

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe
I sort of wish you hadn't done that, young man.

Love,
Vitalis

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Dr. Lariat posted:

When society attempts to shame me I try to correct them by telling them that not very long ago my gut size would indicate me as a member of the royal class and it is not a sign of sloth or lack of self control but instead an indicator of a successful and bountiful life, one that has seen enough success to afford an above average diet and many societies on the planet would be envious and awed by my shape.

They always reply no you're just fat and should eat less and exercise me.

In other words I am not ashamed of my belly but society is doing a drat good job of making me feel shame for my success in life indicated by the size of my belly.

No one envied the shape, they just know that fat cow of a girl had a rich dad, and marrying her was a ticket to easy street. The rolls don't get them hot, they just wanted money.

Also I am really sorry about your nipples.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

whoflungpoop posted:

like someone drew all the lines of allied advance through italy 1943 but forgot the map

Good.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008


those stretch m arks look like leaks on the otuside of the old cityhall

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
gout

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

NomChompsky posted:

Amy schumer sucks and so does this thread.

gently caress YEAH HIGH FIVE ME SOMEBODY

High five!

But only because your username happens to be the same as my rabbit's name.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

MOOBS! new av spotted

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

OP is so nasty even Schumer wouldn't.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

somehow you have the same loving color paint combo as i do

are you my secret reoommate????

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

numberoneposter posted:

somehow you have the same loving color paint combo as i do

are you my secret reoommate????

he's the elephant in the room

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

SirEvelynTremble posted:

he's the elephant in the room
sir, happy to report that the GBS joke machine is operating at 100%, sir

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002


Those stretch marks are a bit too much for that amount of gut. I think you got unlucky there.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TorwkR_cYZU

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?



No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I can handle some fatness, but stretch = retch. Serious it's like even your skin is saying "well, gently caress it."

frogge
Apr 7, 2006



I take back anything bad I've ever said about stomach tattoos.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

ghostter posted:

those stretch m arks look like leaks on the otuside of the old cityhall

I see the tentacles of an evil octopus emerging from the nethers.

Or swimming towards, I don't actually know which way octopussies travel and since I'm a thousand loving miles from an ocean I don't give a gently caress.

e: rawr

Thots and Prayers fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Dec 1, 2015

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Ground breaking

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

lol

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
remember

post pictures of attractive people with next to no clothes= shameful and objectifying

post uggos wearing next to no clothes= empowering

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax

The Taint Reaper posted:

remember

post pictures of attractive people with next to no clothes= shameful and objectifying

post uggos wearing next to no clothes= empowering

The line between empowering and objectifying is 150 lbs.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

High five!

But only because your username happens to be the same as my rabbit's name.

Is he cute?

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Gross OP, whats your cup-size?

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