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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Just popped this maple-cured thick sliced bacon on my stove, on a low flame. Gentlemen, welcome to FLAVORTOWN :clint:



You could say I'm rolling SIX deep :clint:

Any questions?

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
My Bacon Steps to Success - What THEY dont want you to know about.


1) Cold pan - promotes even cooking of bacon
2) Low temperature - superior results
3) Don't "crowd" the pan couldnt follow this one :negative:
4) Eat & Be Merry :cool:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Jowl is better. It's like bacon to the bacon power.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Did you save your jizz from your work jerk to put on the bacon?

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Jowl is better. It's like bacon to the bacon power.

Hey pal I'm not trying to eat any endangered animals here.....just getting mah BACON on!

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Windows 98 posted:

Did you save your jizz from your work jerk to put on the bacon?

Short answer: No.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Will you be periscoping your experience? Link?

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

OctoberBlues posted:

Will you be periscoping your experience? Link?

I dont have access to that type of equipment :negative:

UPDATE: about to flip the bacon. Picture incoming

Cool NIN Shirt fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Dec 1, 2015

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Just popped this maple-cured thick sliced bacon on my stove, on a low flame. Gentlemen, welcome to FLAVORTOWN :clint:



You could say I'm rolling SIX deep :clint:

Any questions?
Actually I just wanted to know what Maple cured bacon means. It sounds like the same "too salty, too sweet" flavour profile of Reese's, which as we all know is garbage

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

when deos the narwhal bacon?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

big shags posted:

Actually I just wanted to know what Maple cured bacon means. It sounds like the same "too salty, too sweet" flavour profile of Reese's, which as we all know is garbage

I am literally shaking right now

the last signal...
Apr 16, 2009
i have the exact same pan op but no bacon

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
This thread feels GBS 1.0

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

the last signal... posted:

i have the exact same pan op but no bacon

It's a good pan...probably my go-to pan

:siren::burger: BACON UPDATE :burger::siren:

Bacon is looking good an right on target. Gonna start prepping my other ingreadients for conveying my bacon to my mouth :coolfish:

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Testikles posted:

This thread feels GBS 1.0

I AM GBS :mrgw:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
What kind of a hosed up poo poo pan is that?!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
the one third to the right kind of looks like a dong

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
It looks like a plastic bowl to spray diarrhea in

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

I like bacon bacon, can I come over? Got any more bacon??

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Sheep-Goats posted:

What kind of a hosed up poo poo pan is that?!

Hurrrr let me just use my Lodge poo poo pan :flame:

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

I like bacon bacon, can I come over? Got any more bacon??

I have some more but I cannot host....my mother would become cross.

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Lol just lol if you don't use an electric skillet so you can cook the whole package

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Cool NIN, is that an Orgreenic pan I see?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I just cooked a slab of cauliflower rubbed in cilantro and served it over a bed of greens with a honey curry sauce. Israeli couscous on the side.

Get on my level, OP.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


thick cut low temperature bacon is objectively the worst possible way to make it. i guess you hate crispy delicious things

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
lol epic, 5

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
Put bacon on a baking sheet. Put the baking sheet in a cold oven. Turn the oven on to 400.

Perfect bacon every time.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Ok, what did I do with taht delicious, cooked-to-perfection bacon? Why I used it for a turkey sandwich, natch!!!

:chef: Voila:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Cool NIN, is that an Orgreenic pan I see?

I think so...I bought it at a Walgreens on a whim lol

It Actually works well though!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Soggy thick bacon, an abominable food

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Sheep-Goats posted:

Soggy thick bacon, an abominable food

Actually its chewy n tender, perfect for a sandwich....like you could do better (you can't!!!)

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Actually its chewy n tender

Wow

Gross

Yuck

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


lol dumbass euros thinkin that bacon is supposed to be "chewy" and "moist"

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Profondo Rosso posted:

lol dumbass euros thinkin that bacon is supposed to be "chewy" and "moist"

Who the gently caress are you calling a Euro.....I would kill in the name of the Ol' Glory

Sheep-Goats posted:

Wow

Gross

Yuck

Go back to Hollywood, City Boy

banme
Apr 23, 2008
did you know some people actually prefer cold bacon to hot off the skillet? friggin bs

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

Whiskey Sours posted:

Put bacon on a baking sheet. Put the baking sheet in a cold oven. Turn the oven on to 400.

Perfect bacon every time.

this is good advice, and you can get a lot of bacon on a cookie sheet.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Baxter posted:

this is good advice, and you can get a lot of bacon on a cookie sheet.

Yeah but not usually the whole package. I always end up with like three slices I can't make fit.

NO, I don't eat the entire package.....I have three kids who will fight tooth & nail for bacon.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Ok, what did I do with taht delicious, cooked-to-perfection bacon? Why I used it for a turkey sandwich, natch!!!

:chef: Voila:



2 animals on one sandwich? :asoiaf:

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
get in mah bellah lol

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