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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Just popped this maple-cured thick sliced bacon on my stove, on a low flame. Gentlemen, welcome to FLAVORTOWN :clint:



You could say I'm rolling SIX deep :clint:

Any questions?

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
My Bacon Steps to Success - What THEY dont want you to know about.


1) Cold pan - promotes even cooking of bacon
2) Low temperature - superior results
3) Don't "crowd" the pan couldnt follow this one :negative:
4) Eat & Be Merry :cool:

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Jowl is better. It's like bacon to the bacon power.

Hey pal I'm not trying to eat any endangered animals here.....just getting mah BACON on!

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Windows 98 posted:

Did you save your jizz from your work jerk to put on the bacon?

Short answer: No.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

OctoberBlues posted:

Will you be periscoping your experience? Link?

I dont have access to that type of equipment :negative:

UPDATE: about to flip the bacon. Picture incoming

Cool NIN Shirt fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Dec 1, 2015

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

the last signal... posted:

i have the exact same pan op but no bacon

It's a good pan...probably my go-to pan

:siren::burger: BACON UPDATE :burger::siren:

Bacon is looking good an right on target. Gonna start prepping my other ingreadients for conveying my bacon to my mouth :coolfish:

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Testikles posted:

This thread feels GBS 1.0

I AM GBS :mrgw:

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Sheep-Goats posted:

What kind of a hosed up poo poo pan is that?!

Hurrrr let me just use my Lodge poo poo pan :flame:

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

I like bacon bacon, can I come over? Got any more bacon??

I have some more but I cannot host....my mother would become cross.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Ok, what did I do with taht delicious, cooked-to-perfection bacon? Why I used it for a turkey sandwich, natch!!!

:chef: Voila:

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Cool NIN, is that an Orgreenic pan I see?

I think so...I bought it at a Walgreens on a whim lol

It Actually works well though!

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Sheep-Goats posted:

Soggy thick bacon, an abominable food

Actually its chewy n tender, perfect for a sandwich....like you could do better (you can't!!!)

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Profondo Rosso posted:

lol dumbass euros thinkin that bacon is supposed to be "chewy" and "moist"

Who the gently caress are you calling a Euro.....I would kill in the name of the Ol' Glory

Sheep-Goats posted:

Wow

Gross

Yuck

Go back to Hollywood, City Boy

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Enfield posted:

nah but thats some nice bacon. congrats

Ty it was the perfect adjunct to my turkey sandwich. God bless.

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Sound posted:

I recently cooked bacon on my grill and it was good

Can't really put it over the flame (lol grease fire) but if you put coals to each side and the bacon in the middle it's loving amazing

I've done this and the flavor was, like, wow...but I wasn't able to render the fat out n cook it down like I can with a pan. Your indirect heat suggestion is a good idea though, I'll give it a try when grilling season resumes. God Bless. :cheers:

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