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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



puttin on my hat, with led reflectors, turning on my IR LED camera, therefore better line up my approach. plugging in my joystick.

hoping no terrorists are on this virtual flight, i just want to deliver my cargo and go home

im about to take off but i cant fuckin figure out how to program the gps

plz help GBS



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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
My dad blames Microsoft for 9/11.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
the little screen says FLY AT 0000 FT

you should change that number to be higher I think

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Moola posted:

the little screen says FLY AT 0000 FT

you should change that number to be higher I think

ok i didi that

now im lined up for take off

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Prerequisite is to play volley ball with the guys

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
can you set those two sets of three digit numbers to be 999? that would probably help

need to be going pretty fast to fly I reckon

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i started taking off and then the guy flipped out and i got my flight liscense suspended

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Change course to salt lake international please.

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
does your plane have nos

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

ethanol posted:

i started taking off and then the guy flipped out and i got my flight liscense suspended



you bloomin idiot!!!

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

ethanol posted:

i started taking off and then the guy flipped out and i got my flight liscense suspended



Oh, poo poo.

Go left.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

set course for washington DC

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my experience flying planes includes but is not limited to A-10! Cuba!!!

had a bunch of IL2 hours but im not a great dog fighter

these days i like to relax with rally sims, nothing like nailing that perfect drift at 80 kph

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
I wonder who was the first guy to ever think of getting in a plane in a flight simulator and griefing the other players by yelling in spoof Arabic and flying their plane into a building. (A Korean fella named Too Soon)

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



ok i ignored the rear end in a top hat in the tower and took off anyways





fuckin easy, can't believe people get paid to do this

now im still tryin to figure out this pesky navigation

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

OP what are you driving?

looks like a 747????

Bacicot
Apr 3, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
You're cleared as filed, proceed on course

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

ethanol posted:

ok i ignored the rear end in a top hat in the tower and took off anyways





fuckin easy, can't believe people get paid to do this

now im still tryin to figure out this pesky navigation

Pilots are just over glorified bus drivers.

Bacicot
Apr 3, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
OP you have traffic one-seven-three at one-zero thousand, recommend heading 220, climb and maintain one-one-thousand

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
divebomb and then pull up at the last second

assert your dominance over the passengers

OWN THEM

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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OP, the 747 is a mighty plane, probably the Best Machine Man Has Invented, our Lord and Savior 747

do some HUGE 1.5 g barrel rolls, might need to be losing altitude to maintain 1 g so better start from 40k feet at least

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
also preemptively voting 5 because this thread has potential

don't make me regret this op

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



deep impact on vhs posted:

also preemptively voting 5 because this thread has potential

don't make me regret this op

bad call right now im trying to figure otu how to set plane to fly itself while i smoke a cigg but i cant loving figure out how these backwards buttons work.



so far plane has only managed to dive at 'unsafe sink rate' until i turned A/P off

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I hope the OP doesn't get in trouble for ignoring air traffic control. Oh boy, this thread is a roller coaster. Can your pilot get on tinder and meet the next desperate hag in Gary, Indiana? After that, leave your adult son another voicemail.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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OP im on the case

just set to ALT to 40,000 so you can do the night time barrel rolls i dunno

here is a lovely tutorial from some slow sounding british kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9GWn9qGqh4

Bacicot
Apr 3, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
OP mode Charlie shows your altitude 7000 and descending, turn heading 220 I need you at one one thousand expedite

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
OP can you open the window?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
press [Y] to slew

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Fly it into a building filled with people

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

OP im the NSA going to need a full passenger list or YOU WILL BE SHOT DOWN by an F-117 operating with no transponder. we will call it a mid air breakup.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



ok good news i got the plane to ascend rapidly on auto pilot so i dont have to hold my joystick for so long

the bad news is i still have no idea what this means, but i do know i am 160 miles or so from my destination!!

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
smoke in the plane?? :shrug:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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remember to deploy ur loving flaps!!!! so many lost lives because the pilot came in way too hot with no flaps. stall speed is like what 250 on that big bird????

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

somuch_gravy posted:

smoke in the plane?? :shrug:
no poo poo the captain can do what he wants and the door is locked anyways hot box that poo poo

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
> Open Window

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




hell plane is coming!!

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer
I think you need to fly in the direction that arrow is pointing, or in the opposite direction.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ethanol posted:


hell plane is coming!!
Our Plane,
Who art in sky,
hallowed be Thy name;
Thy landing come;
Amen.

Bacicot
Apr 3, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress it,, you're cleared direct

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



we are on course!!!!



flying at night is really cool and scenic, it's like looking into the goatman himself



i can see whwy people liek this so much, the graphics are amazing

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