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CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy
Any girls here feel horny (for sex)? Women only no guys thanks

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Your mom's horny - go sort her out

banme
Apr 23, 2008
:gas: the poo poo thread

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

fourteen hundred posted:

:gas: the poo poo thread

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'm gender fluid and horney

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
ive never pegged a guy b4 would u let me peg u op

i wanna gently caress ur but real good

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

fourteen hundred posted:

:gas: the poo poo thread

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
drat that guy coc so good. Add me on Skype, ladies :pervert:

jgat4evr
Dec 28, 2013

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

whoflungpoop posted:

ive never pegged a guy b4 would u let me peg u op

i wanna gently caress ur but real good

Don't know about OP but I'm down

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy

whoflungpoop posted:

ive never pegged a guy b4 would u let me peg u op

i wanna gently caress ur but real good

im a womyn but maybe we can do some vag stuff 2gether if thats cool w u :-}

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

im a womyn but maybe we can do some vag stuff 2gether if thats cool w u :-}

Are you curvy like an hourglass or curvy like a waterbed?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Captain Yossarian posted:

Don't know about OP but I'm down

oh good im looking forward to this we will have so much fun

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

im a womyn but maybe we can do some vag stuff 2gether if thats cool w u :-}
hell yeah lets smash our pussys together


thanks ~Salmiakki~

banme
Apr 23, 2008
OP please confirm your gender via picture otw* we can't trust a single word you say

*otherwise

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
hot dickings itt

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What else would a person b horny 4? :shrug:

banme
Apr 23, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:

hot dickings itt

you're contributing so much to this thread. i do hope you stick around.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Hey wats up

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
sometimes I wake up in the morning like 'man I could totally catch a dick today'

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

Motherfucker posted:

sometimes I wake up in the morning like 'man I could totally catch a dick today'
dick is abundant & low value

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

tetsuo posted:

dick is abundant & low value

lol talkin' about dick value, fuckin' jon pop

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

Motherfucker posted:

lol talkin' about dick value, fuckin' jon pop
it's precisely the kind of thing he'd be mad at, if he'd even acknowledge it's true

https://medium.com/matter/the-dickonomics-of-tinder-b14956c0c2c7#.4lub0bwy9

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Are you curvy like an hourglass or curvy like a waterbed?

Lol

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


This ain't yikyak op

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Dick is like mcdonalds in that I shamefully suck it down when I feel bad.




Than I just feel bad about that dick instead.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

tetsuo posted:

it's precisely the kind of thing he'd be mad at, if he'd even acknowledge it's true

https://medium.com/matter/the-dickonomics-of-tinder-b14956c0c2c7#.4lub0bwy9

im not reading all that poo poo

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the problem is you treat dick as a simple commodity assuming they are all the same when they obv aren't

some people have a nice big dick and good for them. others have an average dick and as such we have to develop good personality traits or careers or what have you. and if your dick is micro then gl hf

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What else would a person b horny 4? :shrug:

I'm horny 4 posting, I just log on and get off aww yeah post about your miserable life keep going I'm almost there

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

Any girls here feel horny (for sex)? Women only no guys thanks

yes please please me

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

tetsuo posted:

it's precisely the kind of thing he'd be mad at, if he'd even acknowledge it's true

https://medium.com/matter/the-dickonomics-of-tinder-b14956c0c2c7#.4lub0bwy9

tl dr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90qpDg5y7Lo

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex
female, forgot how to horny.

figured I would add as much as any of the dudes in this thread

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
girls don't get boners how do they even know

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex
when you take days off from school to steal your brothers porn and have a marathon of self pleasure, you know.

but the anti-depressants took care of that for me. wooohooo

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
this thread is incredibly sexist

Soul Reaver
Mar 8, 2009

in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless
Why the gently caress is it called 'horny' anyway?

I mean, I can kind of understand it as far as guys are concerned - they get a kind of 'horn' in their pants region when aroused - but girls? No horn!

It should be called 'lubricated' when talking about girls.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Soul Reaver posted:

Why the gently caress is it called 'horny' anyway?

I mean, I can kind of understand it as far as guys are concerned - they get a kind of 'horn' in their pants region when aroused - but girls? No horn!

It should be called 'lubricated' when talking about girls.

someone hasn't had the pleasure of bedding a girl with an unusually enlarged clitoris

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Big black clitorus dot com

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Soul Reaver
Mar 8, 2009

in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless

dreezy posted:

someone hasn't had the pleasure of bedding a girl with an unusually enlarged clitoris

That was no girl.

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