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SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
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Can Women Become Addicted to Semen Like a Drug?

Can women become addicted to semen, as if it were some form of drug? Surprisingly, scientific studies say, "yes."

This might raise some eyebrows among feminists, but scientific results do show this to be the case. They are not sure exactly why (chemically), but women can become reliant on a man's semen.

The semen must be introduced vaginally and not orally. Orally it doesn't seem to have any affect, probably because the contents of the semen get broken down and denatured from the stomach acids. The affective-chemical component is rendered useless during this method of application.

What scientists have found, is that when a woman has vaginal sex with a man; and the man ejaculates inside of her, that the semen, if it is not washed out immediately, gets absorbed by the lining of the vagina and makes its way into the bloodstream. Once the semen has been absorbed, it has been found that it not only aids in relieving anxiety and depression in women, but also cuts down on the pain, discomfort, and cramps that occur with the pre-menstrual cycle.

It's found that, after a long period of time of semen introduced into the vagina during sex, that the woman will get used to the positive affects of the semen. If the semen is suddenly stopped from being deposited in the vagina, then the woman will have a return of associated menstrual discomfort and increased anxiety and depression. She will then have "semen withdrawls" and become more angry, hypersensitive, and irritable

A new drug. Can gays get high off it too - anally?

Cum addicts tell your stories.

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Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Can't post for 5 days!; Ultra Carp

Idk ask your mom op

# ? Dec 1, 2015 04:01

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

loving junkies creating a shortage and driving the price up for the rest of us.

# ? Dec 1, 2015 04:30

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

you know cleopatra must have had her hundreds if not thousands of man sluts cum in her bath tub so she could bathe in it

makes u think huh

# ? Dec 1, 2015 04:37

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

no i can stop any time who told you this

# ? Dec 1, 2015 04:42

jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

# ? Dec 1, 2015 04:43

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Finally, science is one step closer to understanding ops mother.

# ? Dec 1, 2015 04:44

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
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soon cops will be frisking guys on the streets - see if they're carrying jizz on them - reaching down and gently squeezing, massaging the tip until .... oh god, hold on :gizz:

# ? Dec 1, 2015 04:45

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

I know they call it a sperm injection but I don't like needles, is it cool if I smoke it orrrrr

# ? Dec 1, 2015 04:45

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Can Women Become Addicted to Semen Like a Drug?

Can women become addicted to semen, as if it were some form of drug? Surprisingly, scientific studies say, "yes."

This might raise some eyebrows among feminists, but scientific results do show this to be the case. They are not sure exactly why (chemically), but women can become reliant on a man's semen.

The semen must be introduced vaginally and not orally. Orally it doesn't seem to have any affect, probably because the contents of the semen get broken down and denatured from the stomach acids. The affective-chemical component is rendered useless during this method of application.

What scientists have found, is that when a woman has vaginal sex with a man; and the man ejaculates inside of her, that the semen, if it is not washed out immediately, gets absorbed by the lining of the vagina and makes its way into the bloodstream. Once the semen has been absorbed, it has been found that it not only aids in relieving anxiety and depression in women, but also cuts down on the pain, discomfort, and cramps that occur with the pre-menstrual cycle.

It's found that, after a long period of time of semen introduced into the vagina during sex, that the woman will get used to the positive affects of the semen. If the semen is suddenly stopped from being deposited in the vagina, then the woman will have a return of associated menstrual discomfort and increased anxiety and depression. She will then have "semen withdrawls" and become more angry, hypersensitive, and irritable

A new drug. Can gays get high off it too - anally?

Cum addicts tell your stories.

So if I start injecting semen into my veins I can get off the Xanax? My doctor is going to be so pleased.

# ? Dec 1, 2015 04:51

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

everytime im craving some sperm i just shoot it into my mouth after a good JO

# ? Dec 1, 2015 04:53

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

its true op. give it a try.

# ? Dec 1, 2015 04:56

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
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I was just wondering because they sell pints of it down the local pub

# ? Dec 1, 2015 05:02

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Vim Fuego posted:

Idk ask your mom op

# ? Dec 1, 2015 05:16

Lufiron: Nov 24, 2005

I'm addicted to shooting semen out of my penis, op

it matters not what happens to it after

# ? Dec 1, 2015 05:25

my turn in the barrel: Dec 31, 2007

Best part of the clearly peer reviewed article

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# ? Dec 1, 2015 06:43

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

paging the :cumpolice:

# ? Dec 1, 2015 07:01

ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

can i smoke semen in my bong

# ? Dec 1, 2015 07:12

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005; Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

ghostter posted:

can i smoke semen in my bong

why couldn't you

# ? Dec 1, 2015 07:55

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Cantaloupe posted:

I know they call it a sperm injection but I don't like needles, is it cool if I smoke it orrrrr

Well then, good news! It's a suppository.

# ? Dec 1, 2015 07:59

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Most GFs I've had insisted I cum inside them and that's what got them off the most. I don't know if they were just trying to sperm jack me or what but I never had an unintended pregnancy so who knows. :shrug:

# ? Dec 1, 2015 08:04

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005; Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

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Most GFs I've had insisted I cum inside them and that's what got them off the most. I don't know if they were just trying to sperm jack me or what but I never had an unintended pregnancy so who knows.

not that you know of, bro

# ? Dec 1, 2015 08:06

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Grimace posted:

not that you know of, bro

It's been long enough that I think they would have come after me for child support by now.

# ? Dec 1, 2015 08:23

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
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Thinking of getting me some Cum Junkies to be in my harem.
Anyone know what herbal supplements increase sperm production? I'll overdose on the motherfucker, spurt 10 times a day keepin my pearl jam posse satisfied. Those hoes will be gouched obn the couch with that happy cumbucket smile on their faces.

# ? Dec 1, 2015 15:30