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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

mastershakeman posted:

Someone give me the low down on why the hawks 1st and 3rd line cant figure out how to score

Patrick Sharp was the team's linchpin.

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sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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If Andrew MacDonald is recalled as a result of Gudas' suspension I'm gonna be pretty upset!!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


sedative posted:

If Andrew MacDonald is recalled as a result of Gudas' suspension I'm gonna be pretty upset!!

....goddamn it I didn't think of this

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

fits posted:

gudas got 3 games

I don't disagree with the penalty, but a crosscheck to the neck by a player who has a history of fines only warrants one game?.
They seemed more consistent in their penalties last year...

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

ImplicitAssembler posted:

They seemed more consistent in their penalties last year...

Are your glasses tinted rose by any chance?

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
It seemed like they barely dished out any suspensions at all last season.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Michael Bournival placed on waivers. I have a feeling that he really hasn't been the same since the concussion. :smith:

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

xzzy posted:

Are your glasses tinted rose by any chance?

Possibly, but not in regards to those two incidents :)

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

yellowcar posted:

Michael Bournival placed on waivers. I have a feeling that he really hasn't been the same since the concussion. :smith:
He wasn't good before then.

ImplicitAssembler posted:

I don't disagree with the penalty, but a crosscheck to the neck by a player who has a history of fines only warrants one game?.
They seemed more consistent in their penalties last year...
They were never consistent in their suspensions and they will consistently give out meaningless slaps on the wrist because the NHL is a toothless organizatiob.

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
Did Emelin even get a hearing for his hit last night?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

xzzy posted:

Patrick Sharp was the team's linchpin.

Well now that he's not banging all of their wives the other players don't have built up testosterone

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

RC Cola posted:

Well now that he's not banging all of their wives the other players don't have built up testosterone

Take note of Dallas' record.

That dude doesn't waste any goddamn time.

In 800 years no one's gonna care about the Genghis Khan lineage, it's gonna be the Patrick Sharp gene.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

DJExile posted:

....goddamn it I didn't think of this

Who else is down there to call up? I doubt Hextall pulls the trigger on Morin yet, so if not MacDonald, either Alt or Hagg maybe?

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Alt or MacDonald I would guess. Hagg and Morin haven't really done much of note in the AHL yet. I suspect whoever they call up is going to spend their whole time in the press box and the D will be some arrangement of MDZ, Schenn, Medvedev, Ghost, Manning, and Schultz.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

DJExile posted:

someone please record a dramatic reading of that post, complete with pauses at the ellipses

No promises or nuthin', but check back tomorrow

e: you mean dramatic like Movie Narrator or Mouthbreathing Talk Show Caller?

Eric the Mauve fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Dec 3, 2015

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
Nah, you guys go on ahead. I'm too old to keep up with you youngins. I'll be downstairs at this bar picking up coeds.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Are there any ladies in SJAS? If so I think I sat next to you at the game last night. This girl was probably in her mid 20s, wearing a Sharks beanie and fleece Sharks gloves. Every time a Sharks player hit a Pens player she would scream "loving MURDER HIM", "I HOPE THAT FUCKER GETS A CONCUSSION", "poo poo gently caress THAT rear end in a top hat gently caress", etc. Reactions to Pens hitting Sharks were similarly spirited, and the Sharks losing their challenge over the no-goal was perhaps the worst moment in this young woman's life. Seriously though, it was by far the most violent and vitriolic screaming I've heard at a hockey game, and I regularly went to Pens games in my Pens jersey at MSG and The Prudential.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Who was she there with?

And how did she deal with Bennett's dirty hit in the 2nd?

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
Missed Connections, SAS Edition

JollyPubJerk
Nov 10, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Where's his :scott: endorsement? Isn't this election season

HELLO LADIES
Feb 15, 2008
:3 -$5 :3

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

Are there any ladies in SJAS? If so I think I sat next to you at the game last night. This girl was probably in her mid 20s, wearing a Sharks beanie and fleece Sharks gloves. Every time a Sharks player hit a Pens player she would scream "loving MURDER HIM", "I HOPE THAT FUCKER GETS A CONCUSSION", "poo poo gently caress THAT rear end in a top hat gently caress", etc. Reactions to Pens hitting Sharks were similarly spirited, and the Sharks losing their challenge over the no-goal was perhaps the worst moment in this young woman's life. Seriously though, it was by far the most violent and vitriolic screaming I've heard at a hockey game, and I regularly went to Pens games in my Pens jersey at MSG and The Prudential.

I'm a girl, I think other SJAS members are girls (marsisol?). That wasn't me at the game although it probably could have been. Other SAS/SJAS people, if you ever see a really short chick in a black Worchester Sharks Couture jersey losing her poo poo, that's me.

I wouldn't wish a concussion on anyone though, just death. :(

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

Are there any ladies in SJAS? If so I think I sat next to you at the game last night. This girl was probably in her mid 20s, wearing a Sharks beanie and fleece Sharks gloves. Every time a Sharks player hit a Pens player she would scream "loving MURDER HIM", "I HOPE THAT FUCKER GETS A CONCUSSION", "poo poo gently caress THAT rear end in a top hat gently caress", etc. Reactions to Pens hitting Sharks were similarly spirited, and the Sharks losing their challenge over the no-goal was perhaps the worst moment in this young woman's life. Seriously though, it was by far the most violent and vitriolic screaming I've heard at a hockey game, and I regularly went to Pens games in my Pens jersey at MSG and The Prudential.

So you see this person screaming incoherently (and possibly drunkenly) at an NHL game and assume they're a goon?







That checks out.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE

grack posted:

So you see this person screaming incoherently (and possibly drunkenly) at an NHL game and assume they're a goon?







That checks out.

I'm fairly sure Fateo is neither female nor a Sharks fan.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
i love john scott

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

toe knee hand posted:

I'm fairly sure Fateo is neither female nor a Sharks fan.

its me, undercover

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



JollyPubJerk posted:

Where's his :scott: endorsement? Isn't this election season

Apparently :scott: is also not interested: http://www.azcentral.com/story/sports/nhl/coyotes/2015/12/02/arizona-coyotes-john-scott-leads-nhl-all-star-voting/76679394/

quote:

"I don’t want to have my name in the headlines for this reason," Scott said. "Like, it's a fun little thing and hopefully it'll die down over time. It’s not something -- I definitely don't want to be voted into the All-Star Game. It would be cool, but I definitely don't deserve it to this point. You never know. There's still some time left. I could turn it on."

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

toe knee hand posted:

I'm fairly sure Fateo is neither female nor a Sharks fan.

My first thought as well.

Eric the Mauve posted:

Who was she there with?

And how did she deal with Bennett's dirty hit in the 2nd?

She was with some dude, also seemed to be young 20s, though he seemed totally normal and chill and maybe a little embarrassed to be with her. I heard him tell her to calm down at least a couple times. She was intense enough that I wonder if there wasn't some underlying mental issue more serious than hockey fandom + booze, but who knows.

She dealt with Bennett's hit the only way she knew how: hateful screaming. I don't think she noticed that I was rocking a Bennett jersey. I also don't think anyone noticed that my Bennett jersey is counterfeit, much to Paulocaust's dismay and confusion.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
I apologize for changing the thread title on day two but that was too good to pass up.

Top Hats Monthly posted:

its me, undercover

I don't think I've ever seen a BRT from the playing hockey thread.

CDX
Dec 3, 2004

Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.

Suspicious posted:

Did Emelin even get a hearing for his hit last night?

Sadly no, but then again neither did Foligno. Ask the dirty fuckers got off from that game.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Having Emelin remain on the roster punishes the habs more anyway.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

:lol: too bad. This isn't about you, Scott (and Jagr)... it's "for the fans" :v:





(but John Scott pretty much saying what most people have thought about players: no one wants to do the all star game - new format or old)

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

quote:

There's still some time left. I could turn it on.

What an amazing man.

See, we have to send all the horrible boat anchors to a team no one in SAS in the world cares about and we can all like them! Glass, Bieksa, Sbisa, Scuderi, Scott, and Ward all suddenly become loveable goofballs instead of sources of pure frustration a despair. Slap Johnson/Randy/Oates behind the bench and you've got yourself one helluva team.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




If we are going to vote in the players that don't want it, I elect Dustin Byfuglien
to play 20 minutes of 3on3. Now we just need a Metro hero. Rob Scuderi

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

JoelJoel posted:

What an amazing man.

See, we have to send all the horrible boat anchors to a team no one in SAS in the world cares about and we can all like them! Glass, Bieksa, Sbisa, Scuderi, Scott, and Ward all suddenly become loveable goofballs instead of sources of pure frustration a despair. Slap Johnson/Randy/Oates behind the bench and you've got yourself one helluva team.

Send this roster wandering around the Euro pro leagues like some kind of rogue hockey team.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Speaking of bums, Crosby is presently 4th in the Metro 14th overall.


He's probably stinking it up just to avoid the ASG.





yellowcar posted:

Send this roster wandering around the Euro pro leagues like some kind of rogue hockey team.

I wonder how many leagues out there could actually beat this line-up.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
N: Toronto and Winnipeg are both playing their 22 year old rookie goaltenders who have both played only one game (both won).

V: :munch:

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

DJExile posted:

someone please record a dramatic reading of that post, complete with pauses at the ellipses

well i mean.... if you really want it....... http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeVTeERP2X

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Vicas posted:

well i mean.... if you really want it....... http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeVTeERP2X

Awwww beat me to it...... great....... A+.... I lauged.

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Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Vicas posted:

well i mean.... if you really want it....... http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeVTeERP2X

If you didn't lose it at the end, I could see this being exactly how that guy would have said that. Didn't know you could pull off the accent so well.

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