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BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Like, there's so little eroticism in porn. You have a DVD and it's a lucky day if you even have some sort of context to bridge sex scenes together. Even cheesy 70's porn had stupid film plot parodies, but why can't you have a nice hardcore porno with some characters and events and stuff? Like, you could do a lot better, I feel, than what we have. Maybe it's just me, but I'd like to feel invested in why these people are loving.

It makes my dick harder.

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

There is porn like that though? :confused:

It's just not usually double anal gangbang, choke a bitch type porn. That may be the problem you're having.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Pornhub is insufficient, but who can afford to pay?

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy
Mainstream porn isn't sexy. It's for males 2 satiate their desire to see women abused/abuse women :mmmhmm:

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Coen brothers "o brother don't stop"

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

donkey salami posted:

Coen brothers "o brother don't stop"

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

Mainstream porn isn't sexy. It's for males 2 satiate their desire to see women abused/abuse women :mmmhmm:

Nah, that can't be it, 'cause most of the porn has like big titty milfs kind of raping teenage girls.

Like, kind of, like girls kind of just kiss each other randomly and then muff stuff themselves.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

japan does it

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

Mainstream porn isn't sexy. It's for males 2 satiate their desire to see women abused/abuse women :mmmhmm:

i want that, but with a gripping plot and rich characterization

why is that so hard

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

No oval office For Old Men

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
10 years to life the stoya story

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
The Ladykillers

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

I recommend Pirates and Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge (the revenge is cgi skeleton sex)

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Pornhub is insufficient, but who can afford to pay?

Here you go dude, :nws: ya dummy: http://theromanceseries.com/tour_rs/index.php

It's geared towards couples so there's pretty much no anal or facials but it's still hardcore and there's an actual story.

Just look up the titles on a BitTorrent search engine if you don't like paying money for porn.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

You've Got Shemale

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
The Gaytrix

"Take the red pill, and I show you how deep my rabbit hole goes"

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

The princess and the pee

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In the next 30 years there will be hardcore stuff in regular consumer content. Inshallah we will have a much healthier and mature sexual culture.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

McDowell posted:

In the next 30 years there will be hardcore stuff in regular consumer content. Inshallah we will have a much healthier and mature sexual culture.

I had a weird dream when I was 16 that the Disney channel went hardcore porn and it would certainly have been an improvement to their regular programming.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
like in game of thrones? or those old cinemax thrillers?

i remember this old jenna jameson porn which was feature length where she was in a fantasy realm and this dude with buffy vampire makeup violated all her orifices for plot reasons i dont recall.

maduin
Mar 4, 2003
didn't hbo already get some poo poo for that casting call that required genital-to-genital contact or something?

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

maduin posted:

didn't hbo already get some poo poo for that casting call that required genital-to-genital contact or something?

:eyepop:

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

maduin posted:

didn't hbo already get some poo poo for that casting call that required genital-to-genital contact or something?

I thought that was pbs and antique road show?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

donkey salami posted:

I thought that was pbs and antique road show?

No, it was Hannah Montana and iCarly.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




My ideal porn plot is when Infidel Castro gets laid.


:smith:

maduin
Mar 4, 2003

http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/tv/article/hbo-requires-extras-genital-contact-westworld-2015-9

maduin
Mar 4, 2003
i go to maxim for all my hard hitting genital to genital contact news btw

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
drat the west world show is going to rule

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
OP have you heard of HuniePop?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
brazzers is worth paying for. you're supporting hard working people and can feel good about yourself

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
That and a drat soundtrack. They don't even have the bow chicka bow wow anymore... Put in some effort folks!

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
There are the spoof movie ones...

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


hard to see a plot working cuz i'm usually skipping forward through the video as soon as things get repetitive. especially bj's, always tedious in porn imo

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Uh, pretty sure all of my "Nailin' Paylin'" Blu Ray's have plenty of plot. :shrug:

One is about her going on Criss Angel's show and getting banged by Criss Angel. I fast forward through the sex scenes myself because that's grose!

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

numberoneposter posted:

You've Got Shemale

I lol'd

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Mrs President we've just received news from the president of Germany. He will agree to the terms of the peace treaty. But only.... if you bang him.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Google "It's only smellz" and click eFukt link op, it has some plot.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

:nws:Private:nws: has a lot of movies that have plot

European, their collection of plot based movies go back over a decade (Like their Indiana Mack series, which is a parody of 90's Adventure type movies!), there are lots of sexy ladies! :tipshat:

Very few PAWG's though

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Pornhub is insufficient, but who can afford to pay?

The "For Women" category has the stuff you are probably looking for.

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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numberoneposter posted:

You've Got Shemale

slowpoke

:nws:
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