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blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

geet your cheer on motherfuckers















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Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Santa Claus is coming

And so am I

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005


More like I'm cuming in town

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

SPACE HOMOS posted:

More like I'm cuming in town

more like you're

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

check out these here captains of the industry!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
snanta clause is hilarious

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Enfield posted:

snanta clause is hilarious

he isradical!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
when santa asked me what i wanted for christmas i said i wanted a phone book to sit on bc i can feel ur boner perv


thanks ~Salmiakki~

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

whoflungpoop posted:

when santa asked me what i wanted for christmas i said i wanted a phone book to sit on bc i can feel ur boner perv

awkward!

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I actually hate christmas

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Ahundredbux posted:

I actually hate christmas

maybe this joke will cheer you up tho

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

SPACE HOMOS posted:

More like I'm cuming in town



:getin:

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013


hahaha this one is great

or should i say hohoho

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

parody title: Santa Claus is going to town.... on your mom!!!!!!!

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

ArmZ posted:

parody title: Santa Claus is going to town.... on your mom!!!!!!!

blainestereo fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Dec 2, 2015

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Hi OP I just got back from my walk about.

I have some bad news for you Santa isn't real.

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Microwaves Mom posted:

Hi OP I just got back from my walk about.

I have some bad news for you Santa isn't real.

cmon maaan, all im sayin is

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Anybody have a link to that santa animatronic in the shack that is hooked up to a web cam and people on the internet can make it say things in a robotic voice?

I had a good time making it say it was the Oklahoma city bomber last year.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

blainestereo posted:

cmon maaan, all im sayin is



Geese are horrible monsters. For your safety do not give them a chance.

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Linux Pirate posted:

I had a good time making it say it was the Oklahoma city bomber last year.

sounds fun!




Microwaves Mom posted:

Geese are horrible monsters. For your safety do not give them a chance.

no, geese are rock n roll!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
not if i can help it, OP!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

dad gay. so what posted:

not if i can help it, OP!

ahahaha dad gay saves the day!

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
I'll be passed out by the fire naked and covered in hot chocolate as usual, dreaming of being impregnated by a supernatural alien being.

(santa is actually an alien and aliens can make men pregnant if you didn't know)

Once this has happened my mutant alien baby will be my one way ticket off this gay earth

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

dad gay. so what posted:

not if i can help it, OP!



you have reignited my love of the holiday spirit known as santa clause

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Baba Ganoush posted:

Once this has happened my mutant alien baby will be my one way ticket off this gay earth

seems like you havent thought your plan all the way through!




Ahundredbux posted:

you have reignited my love of the holiday spirit known as santa clause

dad gay is magical!

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Santa isn't real

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015



Santa's got a refreshment for you to suck down.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Linux Pirate posted:

Anybody have a link to that santa animatronic in the shack that is hooked up to a web cam and people on the internet can make it say things in a robotic voice?

I had a good time making it say it was the Oklahoma city bomber last year.

That thing was a lot of fun

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm enjoying playing 'just claus 3' where you are santa and fly around in a wingsuit

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
hail santa

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Give Santa a call. He's waiting.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
In the current climate I'm surprised parents still encourage belief in a stranger who gives kids he doesn't know presents by climbing into their bedroom at night. I'd like to see the pervy fucker caught on Dateline : To Catch a Predator

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Hey guys, enjoy this classic New Jersey Christmas song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik_kznmI324

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005






Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I hope santa gets you something nice OP.

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013


same!

(i'm out of silly santa gifs sry hope my message of good will has been received nonetheless)

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4ia8aUj3QE

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2l3oJIwo64

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
id gently caress the poo poo out of santa with a dildo

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