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*is troubled black teenager who if only I didn't mix around with those hoodlums cruising round sellin crack and carrying guns, I could get good grades and go to university and maybe become a great professor like Mr Genesplicer *naaaah
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hi im selling candy bars for band booster
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Dec 3, 2015 02:39
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*imitates a cell phone vibrating to fool Genesplicer and make them mad*
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Dec 3, 2015 02:41
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no really, mister splicer, did you just call us a bunch of homos
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Dec 3, 2015 02:42
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my teachers would turn around and we'd all throw our pencils, compasses, rulers, erasers, etc—anything we could find at each other very hard. then i got my dissertation
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Dec 3, 2015 02:44
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*looks up pictures of naked people in my anatomy textbook*
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Dec 3, 2015 03:12
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*is the resident class overachiever who always gets straight As, has an amicable understanding with bullies (or else uncle Leo will cut them) and sounds like a teacher half the time. the problem is that I was tricked into eating a hash brownie so I'm getting stoned as gently caress for the first time ever in genesplicer's class* "Hey mister splicer ... how the gently caress is space so huge? WOAH look at my hands! They are singing!" *makes the hand-fart noise out of wonder, multiple times, very slowly*
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Dec 3, 2015 03:13
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mr. g isn't it really our time?
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Dec 3, 2015 03:18
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*comes to class baked all the time, derails conversations away from prepared text to cool poo poo like quantum entanglement, and passes the class with a C despite having never turned in a single homework assignment all year, thanks to test scores* This is literally how I spent every high school science class.
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Dec 3, 2015 03:20
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Mooktastical posted:*comes to class baked all the time, derails conversations away from prepared text to cool poo poo like quantum entanglement, and passes the class with a C despite having never turned in a single homework assignment all year, thanks to test scores* Wow you must be really smart
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Dec 3, 2015 03:24
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That Robot posted:*is the resident class overachiever who always gets straight As, has an amicable understanding with bullies (or else uncle Leo will cut them) and sounds like a teacher half the time. the problem is that I was tricked into eating a hash brownie so I'm getting stoned as gently caress for the first time ever in genesplicer's class* come with me to the lockerroom so i can kiss you --genesplicer
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Dec 3, 2015 03:24
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gently caress da Mods posted:come with me to the lockerroom so i can kiss you you aren't mister splicer you're that weird kid with the fake furry tail attached to your backpack always talking about "the sweaty times" at various instances of anthrocon
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Dec 3, 2015 03:27
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That Robot posted:you aren't mister splicer the kid who smells like old milk an wears the same pants every day? i knew that kid
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Dec 3, 2015 03:29
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*Is one of the spiders in the terrarium* *Makes a rude gesture at the teacher* *He'd be so offended if he understood spider leg-gestures*
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Dec 3, 2015 03:29
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A misanthrope posted:the kid who smells like old milk an wears the same pants every day? i knew that kid saw him everyday
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Dec 3, 2015 03:30
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A misanthrope posted:the kid who smells like old milk an wears the same pants every day? i knew that kid he got caught jackin it in the computer lab to reboot fan art not good with boundaries
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Dec 3, 2015 03:33
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gently caress da Mods posted:saw him everyday That Robot posted:he got caught jackin it in the computer lab to reboot fan art yup that kid who talked about anime constantly and seriously tried to kamehameha some dudes who were teasing him and we all laughed but lookin back it was really sad and i think he had bad brain problems 
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Dec 3, 2015 03:36
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*takes everything he says literally to piss him off and make the class like me more* *gets owned by wiser teacher at critical point putting me in my place* *lies about being in band to leave early*
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Dec 3, 2015 03:38
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Which one of you is the girl way too into horses
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Dec 3, 2015 03:39
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:*Is one of the spiders in the terrarium* Pretty good post
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Dec 3, 2015 03:42
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Windows 98 posted:Which one of you is the girl way too into horses what you didnt know and were to judgemental to find out was those girls can ride a dick like no other. strong inner thighs and core muscles
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Dec 3, 2015 03:46
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A misanthrope posted:what you didnt know and were to judgemental to find out was those girls can ride a dick like no other. strong inner thighs and core muscles I'm currently dating the girl who was way into horses when she was in high school  She's just way too into animals in general though. It's not an exclusive horse fetish like Tina from Bob's Burgers.
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Dec 3, 2015 03:49
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Windows 98 posted:I'm currently dating the girl who was way into horses when she was in high school  
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Dec 3, 2015 03:50
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gently caress da Mods posted:saw him everyday In the mirror
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Dec 3, 2015 03:51
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*puts laxatives in OP's thermos* *laughs along with rest of class and genesplicer as OP shits himself*
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Dec 3, 2015 04:05
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*somehow sleeps with head draped backward* *loud open-mouth snores during class*
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Dec 3, 2015 04:10
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*spreads rumor that genesplicer raped and killed a girl in 1992*
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Dec 3, 2015 04:15
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Can I go to the bathroom dad? I mean, I mean, mister splicer......
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Dec 3, 2015 04:19
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*masturbates behind biology textbook
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Dec 3, 2015 04:19
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*Cuts an incredibly sour fart that is totally silent and moves quietly to a new seat*
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Dec 3, 2015 04:25
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If he doesn't post in this thread in the next 15 minutes we can go home, right?
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Dec 3, 2015 04:30
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symbolic posted:*masturbates behind biology textbook
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Dec 3, 2015 04:39
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*sits at the back of the lab* *uses a bunsen burner to light a bong that I macguyver'ed out of beakers and other lab equipment*
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Dec 3, 2015 04:41
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*Helps a stupid kid pass a test by giving him answers, except I hate that kid and don't want to help *Whispers answers to stupid kid until caught by Mr. G. "It's okay, Mr. Genesplicer, I was giving him the wrong answers." (And that's why my 9th grade science teacher cursed me to have a daughter just like me.)
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Dec 3, 2015 04:43
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Other Barry posted:genesplicer and gnarly were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me and then you became the baby.
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Dec 3, 2015 04:43
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Dec 3, 2015 04:54
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"Tha Splice" hasn't walked into class after the bell rang and it's been at least 15 minutes doesn't that mean we can roam the hallways without getting in trouble someone set his homepage to goatse.info
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Dec 3, 2015 07:44
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*stares blankly at that old 90s screensaver where you wander through the maze*
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Dec 3, 2015 07:56
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*stares blankly at that old 90s screensaver where you wander through the maze* it never ended. The maze never had an end. I preferred the flying toasters.
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"Alright old man Splicer hasn't been here in a fucklong time, so I am the teacher now. I say that class is over and we all smoke this dank kush." *pulls 1 pound bag of weed out of pants*
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