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china bot posted:"i'd do anything to improve my grades, mr. genesplicer...but I won't do that" i'd do it genesplicer PM me after class for deets
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Can you teach me to make meth like that show I haven't watched because I'm passive aggressive?
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Dec 3, 2015 08:42
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who the hell is genesplicer?
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Mr. Splicer, windows 98 just hit a guy with a shovel. Can we toss him out the window for retaliation?
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*hides a crayon amidst the chalks*
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Gee, it's like lots of you remember what 8th grade is like. Those of you who mentioned chalk and chalk boards, nope, they replaced them with whiteboards in 1992. And the whiteboards were covered by smartboards in 2009. If my computer goes down, I pretty much am screwed for visuals. Luckily, my computer uses Windows XP and hardly ever gives me a blue screen of death.
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Dec 3, 2015 15:07
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Mr. Splicer, windows 98 just hit a guy with a shovel. Can we toss him out the window for retaliation? The word you are looking for is "defenestrate".
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Dec 3, 2015 15:22
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*is the freakishly tall kid in class* *teacher's shoulders visibly slump when they walk in to discover a piece of paper taped on the board so high they know they need a chair to get it. Boldly written on the paper in marker is "PEE-NUS"* heheheheheheehheheh
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Dec 3, 2015 15:22
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*shouting at the top of my lungs* BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!!! Do they still show Bill Nye in science class when the teacher is out? If they don't that's a real shame.
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Dec 3, 2015 15:33
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Crazyeyes posted:*shouting at the top of my lungs* BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!!! They show Planet Earth now
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Dec 3, 2015 16:09
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*Writes perfectly worded and well researched essay answer on the test. First letter in each sentence spells out "Eat poo poo you gay retard" *Gets F on test because it took so much time to do that one answer I didn't do any of the others* * gets home and receives a whoopin*
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Dec 3, 2015 16:12
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genesplicer posted:Gee, it's like lots of you remember what 8th grade is like. I'm not sure this applies everywhere, wherever it is you've been teaching must have been a wealthier district or something, because I remember having chalkboards when I graduated in 04'.
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Dec 3, 2015 16:12
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Windows 98 posted:They show Planet Earth now That's ok as far s programming goes, but Nye is much more engaging.
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*does an impressive hand fart sound* *flirts with cute boy in back row* *draws a penis smoking a joint on chalkboard*
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genesplicer, give everyone in this thread a 6 hour probation with the reason 'detention'
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Hogge Wild posted:genesplicer, give everyone in this thread a 6 hour probation with the reason 'detention' Not me! That's so unfair! I'm only taking this class as a prerequisite so I can get into AP Chemistry! Can you toss me an A, genesplicer?
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Dec 3, 2015 18:42
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Hogge Wild posted:genesplicer, give everyone in this thread a 6 hour probation with the reason 'detention' And you get a Ban for snitching, as that $10 will be your lunch money the rest of us feel the compulsion to beat you up and steal from you
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Dec 3, 2015 18:46
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ive got an raging boner
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Crazyeyes posted:*shouting at the top of my lungs* BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!!! We still show Bill Nye, but you have to remember his show went off the air before my students were born. There is so much available now that we don't have to fall back on videos as much. My students do a lot on computer. When I'm absent, they usually do brainpops. The biggest challenge is making sure they are using the computers for their assignments, instead of spending their time on Facebook or Snapchat
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Dec 3, 2015 19:11
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genesplicer posted:The biggest challenge is making sure they are using the computers for their assignments, instead of spending their time on Facebook or Snapchat SnapChat is mobile phones only
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Dec 3, 2015 19:20
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can u give me my HW over SnapChat
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Dec 3, 2015 19:21
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drat kids always snapping tweets to their facepages
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Dec 3, 2015 19:24
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Nooner posted:drat kids always snapping tweets to their facepages
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goku
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*sleeps quietly at his desk* *somehow still passes despite never doing work* *Is in every one of your classes sleeping*
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Jukeboxblues posted:*sleeps quietly at his desk* i think he's studying chemistry at UD now godspeed, Charles, keep on sleeping
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Dec 3, 2015 19:36
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genesplicer posted:We still show Bill Nye, but you have to remember his show went off the air before my students were born. There is so much available now that we don't have to fall back on videos as much. My students do a lot on computer. When I'm absent, they usually do brainpops. I always played mean jokes on dullards by using "netsend" messages . "Bobby you need to come to the office right now"- kid just got up and left class and was suspended for it lol
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Dec 3, 2015 20:01
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Actually I kinda feel bad about that now because I think that kid had a terrible home life 
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Dec 3, 2015 20:02
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Jukeboxblues posted:*sleeps quietly at his desk* This was me. I slept because I did all my reading during lunch while I ate. Teachers get super pissed when they wake you up with some question to make you look dumb and you know the answer. I still should've just stayed awake and not be a shithead though.
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symbolic posted:um When a child is looking down at their lap and grinning, they have phones out. Surprisingly common. Especially when chromebooks are out and can be used as cover.
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Dec 3, 2015 20:06
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Captain Yossarian posted:Actually I kinda feel bad about that now because I think that kid had a terrible home life I try not to jump to conclusions in class. I had a kid who feel asleep almost every day. It turns out he was the oldest of six kids. Dad was in jail and mom was working multiple minimum wage jobs, just to keep up. My student spent a huge amount of time talking care of his younger sibs. Class was actually quieter than home.
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Dec 3, 2015 20:10
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genesplicer posted:When a child is looking down at their lap and grinning, they have phones out. Surprisingly common. Especially when chromebooks are out and can be used as cover. 
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Dec 3, 2015 20:11
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*throws chalk eraser at your back, leaves big square white mark on your coat*
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Dec 3, 2015 20:13
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i heard mr splicer is gayyyy
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*puts class hamster in my butt
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ne horny goonettes send snapchat pics of ur lady garden and ill send you pics of my gentlemans sausage and also flexing biceps
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numberoneposter posted:ne horny goonettes send snapchat pics of ur lady garden and ill send you pics of my gentlemans sausage and also flexing biceps 
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*spends entire class attaching colored markers together to make things*
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*throws whole pack of pencils into the roof title above me spelling out "im gay"*
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