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You know that kid, that kid that couldn't enter the room and sit on the couch without tripping over everybody's controller cables. That dumb rear end kid that either pulls the controller out of your hand or pulls the entire console off the shelf while the rest of your friends are in the middle of an intense match of Mario Kart. We are that kid entering that room about to trip over all those wires. * You probably have to be at least 20 years old to understand this thread, sorry kids.
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guys i gotta take my asthma medication hold on
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Dec 3, 2015 08:26
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Shamefully silent but refusing to help pick anything up.
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Dec 3, 2015 08:32
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Had no friends growing up, I guess my dogs were my "friends", but they were all retarded outside dogs so never received the opportunity to trip over the wires. Usually if they got in the house they slinked real low to the ground and didn't know what to do with themselves; they'd typically crawl quickly to the kitchen and then get tossed out and yelled at. 
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Dec 3, 2015 08:34
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We beat that friend to death with our gamecube controllers.
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Dec 3, 2015 08:43
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You know that kid, that kid that couldn't enter the room and sit on the couch without tripping over everybody's controller cables. That dumb rear end kid that either pulls the controller out of your hand or pulls the entire console off the shelf while the rest of your friends are in the middle of an intense match of Mario Kart. usually when you're playing a character you're not supposed to explain the character and then not pretend to be them
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Dec 3, 2015 08:45
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mdm posted:guys i gotta take my asthma medication hold on This is actually me though. Hold on I have to use my nebulizer. I'll do it in the bathroom cause its loud
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Dec 3, 2015 08:46
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You know that kid, that kid that couldn't enter the room and sit on the couch without tripping over everybody's controller cables. That dumb rear end kid that either pulls the controller out of your hand or pulls the entire console off the shelf while the rest of your friends are in the middle of an intense match of Mario Kart. That kid had a sister and any time she came through the room we would tell him that she had bent over and we saw her tits. He eventually got super pissed off at us and no longer had us over.
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Dec 3, 2015 09:13
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Ooh! A boss fight! Lemme get us some mountain dew... *yoink*
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Dec 6, 2015 15:36
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Those type of kids grew up to be the adults in my world that can't pour coffee from the pot without spilling any. I get that accidents happen, but if it happens EVERY loving TIME then you just have the motor skills of a retard.
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Dec 6, 2015 15:41
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Aesop Poprock posted:usually when you're playing a character you're not supposed to explain the character and then not pretend to be them I was one of the other kids in the scenario I presented.
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Dec 7, 2015 07:17
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*gets a severe, shirt-ruining nosebleed for no reason whatsoever*
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Dec 7, 2015 07:19
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"Hey how come you guys didn't call me to hang out? Your mom let me in. Oh cool you're on the last boss" *trip* *smash* "oh no. sorry man. it's cool though, my uncle works at Nintendo, I can get you a new one that's umm gold and has a picture of Link on it and plays Sega Genesis games"
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Dec 7, 2015 07:25
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*eats the ENTIRE bag of Doritos in one sitting and does not share, clogs controller with orange flavor dust*
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Dec 7, 2015 07:27
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just watch where you're loving going, patrick, goddamn
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Dec 7, 2015 07:28
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My friend Brian would always get nervous and throw up all over the Clue board game when we were kids, so my dad took it to work and had it laminated.
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Dec 7, 2015 08:13
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criscodisco posted:My friend Brian would always get nervous and throw up all over the Clue board game when we were kids, so my dad took it to work and had it laminated. The puke?
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Dec 7, 2015 08:18
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The puke? No lunkhead, the board. He want going to buy a new Clue every time Brian came over.
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Dec 7, 2015 08:23
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criscodisco posted:My friend Brian would always get nervous and throw up all over the Clue board game when we were kids, so my dad took it to work and had it laminated. this owns.
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Dec 7, 2015 08:26
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gently caress you guys maybe if you didn't have to sit on the couch they wouldn't be stretched like tripwires.. don't get pissed at me.
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Dec 7, 2015 08:27
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tater_salad posted:gently caress you guys maybe if you didn't have to sit on the couch they wouldn't be stretched like tripwires.. don't get pissed at me. This is a good point. When I was a kid we had an Intellivision and the cords were curly like phone cords, so you had to sit on the floor next to the machine.
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Dec 7, 2015 08:30
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*blasts him in the brain with a fully automatic rifle* Phew, glad I got to do that before the government takes away my guns.
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Dec 7, 2015 08:30
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FINISH HIM! *performs babality*
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Dec 7, 2015 08:41
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Hello, I'm here!
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Dec 7, 2015 08:43
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criscodisco posted:My friend Brian would always get nervous and throw up all over the Clue board game when we were kids, so my dad took it to work and had it laminated. I worry about your friend Brian if he ever takes up a life of crime. He might fold under questioning.
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Dec 7, 2015 10:22
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*takes console off shelf, pulls out cartridge without first shutting it down and shits into slot* Whoooops! Haha!
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Dec 7, 2015 12:15
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The puke?
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Dec 7, 2015 12:56
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Better than the kid who throws crap.
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Dec 7, 2015 12:59
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When we played Mario Kart Battle Mode on the SNES i'd shout BANG! at my epileptic friend Craig to make him waste the Red Shell out of panic. Worked 8times out of 10 but one time he had a seizure. Shouldn't have been playing video games anyway to be honest.
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Dec 7, 2015 13:02
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throw the controller like a bola around that motherfukcers legs an bring him down
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Dec 7, 2015 13:19
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One time I was at a kids house and his PS2 was like his prized possession, one of the other guys there tripped over the cord and it yanked the console off the TV stand and it broke. We took it apart, reseated the drive tray and the laser, and had it working again in 10 minutes. Of course if it had been any Nintendo console up to the GameCube it probably wouldn't have even turned off, those things were ridiculously hardy.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:36
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that actually was me growing up 
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Dec 7, 2015 17:39
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criscodisco posted:My friend Brian would always get nervous and throw up all over the Clue board game when we were kids, so my dad took it to work and had it laminated. and now he is the rookie cop throwing up at grisly murder scenes in all your favorite cop shows 
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Dec 7, 2015 17:45
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*tries to get gauntlet legends on the N64 to work by blowing into cartridge multiple times* *that one kid gets the cartridge, blows into it just once, puts it in the N64 and it works perfectly* *sits down to play but wrestles with a cord octopus before finally getting ready to play*
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Dec 7, 2015 17:51
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Oh crap I spilled a whole can of surge all over
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Dec 7, 2015 18:04
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do we really have to play Goldeneye again?
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Dec 7, 2015 18:16
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*uses one of your good controllers to play Mario Party*
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Dec 7, 2015 18:30
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Applewhite posted:*uses one of your good controllers to play Mario Party* Jokes on you. Every single one of my N64 controller has a loose butt hole.
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Dec 7, 2015 18:31
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Guys no odd job!! *trips on cable and slams head into corner of coffee table knocking themselves unconscious while blood sprays everywhere*
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Dec 7, 2015 18:38
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*plays racing games by 'steering' really hard with the controller and leaning far left or right with entire body, throws tantrum when leaning too far and cord pops out during the first lap*
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