|
Secks Cauldron posted:If she was passed out at the time that makes him a rapist. Is there a bingo card for lovely people who should be locked up for life because this kid has got every square covered. and he hasn't even hit 18 yet! Quite the accomplishment for such a young age.
|
# ? Dec 4, 2015 21:50 |
|
|
# ? Mar 28, 2024 12:58 |
|
He's over 18 now. You know what happens to (most) adults that violate probation? BIG BOY JAIL! BIG BOY JAIL!
|
# ? Dec 4, 2015 22:02 |
|
Where are people getting that the 14-year-old was passed out from?quote:He was driving his mom’s F-150 on a night in February 2013 when a Lakeside police officer found him peeing in the parking lot of a Dollar General at 1 am. In the truck was an unclothed 14-year-old girl, a can of Miller Lite, and a 1.75-liter bottle of Grey Goose. The officer asked the clearly intoxicated 15-year-old Ethan what he was doing.
|
# ? Dec 4, 2015 22:18 |
|
lo loving l This dickweed and his mom are now fugitives on the run because someone snapped a picture of him playing beer pong. http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/17/us/texas-affluenza-drunken-driving-teen-missing/index.html
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:19 |
|
idk about you guys but beer pong is barely a drinking game. its usually a game drunk people play while drinking but it rarely actually involves alcohol never once seen someone put beer in the cup and drink it or take a drink when their cup is taken out. everyone is just already drunk and wants to throw ping pong balls at other people
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:24 |
|
Melmac posted:lo loving l but but... but....i thought he couldn't possibly fathom the results of his actions seeing how he's rich
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:24 |
|
Dr. Tim Whatley posted:but but... but....i thought he couldn't possibly fathom the results of his actions seeing how he's rich His lawyer is going to argue that you can't prove the cup was filled with beer is my guess.
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:26 |
|
Melmac posted:lo loving l i like the authorities huffing and puffing and putting on a show for a loving teenager and his mom theyre not even gonna have to do anything they're gonna turn themselves in in a week or they're gonna trace his twitter account to a fuckin starbucks
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:29 |
|
nigga crab pollock posted:idk about you guys but beer pong is barely a drinking game. its usually a game drunk people play while drinking but it rarely actually involves alcohol I don't know what CHRISTIAN beer pong you play but I've only ever seen it used. It tends to be piss lite beer so you're half right
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:29 |
|
nigga crab pollock posted:i like the authorities huffing and puffing and putting on a show for a loving teenager and his mom
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:31 |
|
nigga crab pollock posted:idk about you guys but beer pong is barely a drinking game. its usually a game drunk people play while drinking but it rarely actually involves alcohol your friends are just lame, i defiantly play beer pong for reals on the regular
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:31 |
|
Alan Smithee posted:I don't know what CHRISTIAN beer pong you play but I've only ever seen it used. It tends to be piss lite beer so you're half right i rushed a frat freshman year and even then nobody did. i was at a party this weekend and it was the same. like every party ive been to its been the same the best part about parties is the room upstairs where everyone is smoking weed though so w/e
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:34 |
|
please dont post pictures of me tia
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:35 |
|
nigga crab pollock posted:please dont post pictures of me tia one more
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:40 |
|
i'm p impressed with how fast a single goatee took this kid from beans from even stevens to nascar dad
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:41 |
|
social vegan posted:i'm p impressed with how fast a single goatee took this kid from beans from even stevens to nascar dad You ever see "The Machinist"? The guilt from doing something terrible but never serving time makes you look physically ugly after a while.
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:43 |
|
nigga crab pollock posted:i rushed a frat freshman year and even then nobody did. i was at a party this weekend and it was the same. like every party ive been to its been the same you were so lame you couldn't even find a party where actual drinking games happened
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:45 |
|
Melmac posted:You ever see "The Machinist"? The guilt from doing something terrible but never serving time makes you look physically ugly after a while. he looks like tom felton hosed ed norton
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:46 |
|
and then grew up in american history x
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:46 |
|
The feds have joined the search, they'll find them by Monday or some poo poo. Probably at a four star hotel instead of a lovely Econolodge where people mind their own business.
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 15:47 |
|
"i am a remorseless sociopath who remains a danger to society as long as i am free but i have a good reason: my family is rich. therefor i must plead not guilty for that thing i admit being guilty of"
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 16:08 |
|
I love how the judge who sentenced him immediately retired afterwards. Definitely nothing shady there.
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 16:10 |
|
You know whenever someone makes a thread about DUI you people all jump out of the woodwork to say that there's nothing wrong with it and that you can totally be trusted behind the wheel
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 16:36 |
|
i've done a lot of shameful things in my life but waking up one morning and deducing that i must have drove myself home pretty much tops the list. gently caress that
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 16:37 |
|
Strategic Tea posted:You know whenever someone makes a thread about DUI you people all jump out of the woodwork to say that there's nothing wrong with it and that you can totally be trusted behind the wheel Who is defending driving drunk in here?
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 16:54 |
|
coronatae posted:D Magazine did a big thing on this case. Kid had/has a hosed up home life. He should have faced actual consequences but it makes me feel a little sorry for him. Good article, thanks. I have no sympathy for the kid, though. He'll probably off himself soon if he hasn't already, and the world will be a better place if he does. At least the families of the people that got gibbed sued the pants (or at least a sock, hopefully) off of Ethan's parents/his dad/dad's company and settled out their claims. His parents also should have been charged to the maximum extent possible under Texas criminal parental liability laws, but, well, you know.
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 17:14 |
|
What kind of jailtime is his stupid mother looking at for helping him with his escape? Still can't believe this is all because he was caught playing beer pong.
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 18:02 |
|
welp there's a felony for him and his mom, they're hosed lmao
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 18:37 |
|
oh poo poo, missed that mom's involved and also missing now hoping for double suicide!
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 18:44 |
|
Well I mean yeah he committed theft, and was intoxicated, and had prescriptiption benzos in his system, and was driving underage, and sexually assaulted a minor, and killed a bunch of people, and paralyzed some others. But have you considered that maybe he had a rough childhood?
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 18:53 |
|
My guess is Couch Mom and son are on a Caribbean cruise with plans on not getting back on the ship when it docks in the Bahamas. When finally found, they will claim they were both on vacation and wtf they sent an email to the probation officer and everything Come Home Couch Mom
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 19:17 |
|
nigga crab pollock posted:i rushed a frat freshman year and even then nobody did. i was at a party this weekend and it was the same. like every party ive been to its been the same Is this the kind of poo poo people are talking about when they complain about millenials
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 21:01 |
|
The concept of playing beer pong without beer is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of in my life
|
# ? Dec 18, 2015 21:59 |
|
haljordan posted:The concept of playing beer pong without beer is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of in my life He could have used that excuse had he not fled the country.
|
# ? Dec 19, 2015 10:45 |
|
ive played a game of beer pong where a splash of whiskey was added to each cup of beer later that night we rode boogie boards down the indoor stairs and dragged a spare mattress between the outdoor stairs and the pool and used it like a trampoline
|
# ? Dec 19, 2015 20:40 |
|
czarmonger posted:ive played a game of beer pong where a splash of whiskey was added to each cup of beer I'll be honest, that sounds like the greatest party in the history of existence.
|
# ? Dec 19, 2015 20:41 |
|
TheShazbot posted:Is there a disease for the poor people who are hosed over by the system who have to resort to petty crime to get by? slow death
|
# ? Dec 19, 2015 20:49 |
|
haljordan posted:I'll be honest, that sounds like the greatest party in the history of existence. yeah, if youre a dweeb who goes to dweeb parties, uh, with dweebs.
|
# ? Dec 19, 2015 20:50 |
|
Minimalist Program posted:yeah, if youre a dweeb who goes to dweeb parties, uh, with dweebs. As opposed to the party where people play beer pong without beer
|
# ? Dec 19, 2015 20:53 |
|
|
# ? Mar 28, 2024 12:58 |
|
Three Olives posted:Yes but I am only verbally abusive to the poor, the closest to physical violence is having the anti-homeless spikes installed outside my condo. I saw an f350 with wheel spikes driving down the highway hauling a trailer full of scrap. Good to see trillionaires still out grinding. Hardawn fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Dec 19, 2015 |
# ? Dec 19, 2015 22:02 |