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My parents bought me stuff sometimes and I'm not really good with money, so I clearly don't fully understand consequences, conceptually speaking. Which one of you no-life fuckers wants to die
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Luxury Communism posted:i am trans-bourgeoisie mind my pronouns Rich/riches/richself
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Melmac posted:one more That motherfucker looks 35
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As I recall some of the loudest goons at the time were calling the national outrage stupid and saying that it doesn't make sense to lock up a 16 year old for life and that 10 years of probation would gently caress his life up in a more constructive way and saying that the defense attorney was just trying to make a case for leniency and it all got blown out of proportion They were, of course, loving dipshit retards, but because they were loud and scornful enough a lot of the herd fell under their sway Now that we can see the situation more clearly, perhaps we can all get behind treating this guy as if he were a black person who murdered four people with a car in Texas, i.e. execute him within a month
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Unshaved Moose posted:That motherfucker looks 35 2 years before killing 4 people:  After:  Guilty conscience is a hell of a drug.
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He turned into a son of anarchy
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I wonder if when the OP posted this thread a mere 17 days ago that he could have ever guessed that this kid would be on the law with a bounty for his capture. Anyway I am not taking gibbis bets on where he and his mom will be found hiding. I have dibs on Cancun, Mexico. Post your guesses here. Winner will receive "Something Awful Karma Points".
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Tujague posted:As I recall some of the loudest goons at the time were calling the national outrage stupid and saying that it doesn't make sense to lock up a 16 year old for life and that 10 years of probation would gently caress his life up in a more constructive way and saying that the defense attorney was just trying to make a case for leniency and it all got blown out of proportion This guy was the hero of Old GBS
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I've been diving into the history books guys, it turns out there's a cure! I guess it was called the Reign of Terror? Weird French name for a medical treatment, but it got rid of that affluenza pretty good.
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Melmac posted:I wonder if when the OP posted this thread a mere 17 days ago that he could have ever guessed that this kid would be on the law with a bounty for his capture. Lol wouldn't it be funny if they both got sold into white slavery to escape imprisobment. How's that affluenza working out for ya lmfao
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Tujague posted:As I recall some of the loudest goons at the time were calling the national outrage stupid and saying that it doesn't make sense to lock up a 16 year old for life and that 10 years of probation would gently caress his life up in a more constructive way and saying that the defense attorney was just trying to make a case for leniency and it all got blown out of proportion
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Dec 20, 2015 15:48
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Melmac posted:I wonder if when the OP posted this thread a mere 17 days ago that he could have ever guessed that this kid would be on the law with a bounty for his capture. No way they go to Mexico. They'd never be able to stay anywhere but a four star hotel which pretty much guarantees they'd get caught. They'd not gonna blend in in some dirt poor town.
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haljordan posted:No way they go to Mexico. They'd never be able to stay anywhere but a four star hotel which pretty much guarantees they'd get caught. They'd not gonna blend in in some dirt poor town. Wouldn't the FBI know if they went on a flight? Also they are offering a reward to anyone who turns them in. 
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Melmac posted:Wouldn't the FBI know if they went on a flight? Yeah their passports have already been flagged and even if they have cash on them eventually they'll need more and good luck with that
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haljordan posted:Yeah their passports have already been flagged and even if they have cash on them eventually they'll need more and good luck with that 
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Oh this is great. Official government flyer: http://www.usmarshals.gov/news/chron/2015/couch.pdf edit: I wonder why no mention or photos of his mom? jenny jones fan fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Dec 20, 2015 |
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What's the nicest, closest, most white-people country that will refuse to extradite? Venezuela? Trinidad and Tobago, maybe? Morocco?
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GOON PROJECT let's hunt this man for sport
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This is a job for Dog the bounty hunter. He will bring him back no matter where he hide
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Unshaved Moose posted:This is a job for Dog the bounty hunter. He will bring him back no matter where he hide Dog has a genius business plan. He posts bail for people he knows will run, but they're too poor to get out of Hawaii so he just goes to the same four or five places to track them down.
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Melmac posted:Oh this is great. Official government flyer: He's 5'7", 130 lbs and has a tramp stamp, I'd be on the run too.
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Supreme Allah posted:He's 5'7", 130 lbs and has a tramp stamp, I'd be on the run too. 
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They're already getting a large number of tips about their whereabouts. You think you can escape Texas Justice?quote:“He’s going to get his, period,” said defense attorney Jerry Loftin. “You can’t get away, you can’t hide, you can’t run. Maybe for a while, but they’ll find you. Period.”
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What would you guys pay to punchasize this kid in the face? I'd say mid five figures. Also they'll absolutely get caught. Whenever they run out of whatever cash they managed to grab they're done for.
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Alan Smithee posted:the second pic looks like someone who would molest the first one kek
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Lmao hope that kid dies in jail.
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yeah these people werent that rich, he's done
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revmoo posted:Who is defending driving drunk in here? Don't know about that, but I've dome some sunk driving. Like I might get really pearled out and tool the strip up. You know, track it right, but don't bane the dilly? We've all been there.
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Dec 22, 2015 04:02
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WTF is this thread about? Some kid is going to jail for a crime he did?
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so this rich oval office basically gets away with murder and all he has to do is not touch the booze for ten years and he goes and drinks. haljordan posted:The concept of playing beer pong without beer is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of in my life he could have also said it was non-alcoholic beer or something. the kid got out of killing 4 people with 'i was too rich and i didn't know any better' defense. Ork of Fiction posted:WTF is this thread about? Some kid is going to jail for a crime he did? 16 year old drives drunk, runs down four people and kills them, seriously injuring two others. his defense is literally: 'i was too rich and had no boundaries so i didn't know any better' (ie: affluenza). gets 10 years probation where he can't drink. drinks. instead of going to expensive defense lawyer, runs. Dapper Dan fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Dec 22, 2015 |
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i'm going to sue for being vaccinated against affulenza against my will
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These people represent everything that's wrong with modern society. I want to punch them in the face. A ball lands in their beer pong cup, and they dont pound that poo poo and spit the ball back into play? Shame
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Dapper Dan posted:so this rich oval office basically gets away with murder and all he has to do is not touch the booze for ten years and he goes and drinks. It's made so much better by the fact that he seriously got away with the poo poo and then the idiot goes ON THE LAM because someone videotaped him drinking and tweeted it to the FBI. So not only is he literally being sought by the feds his mom is now involved too. It's loving amazing. I thought I'd never hear about this idiot again after he walked away scot free.
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Melmac posted:It's made so much better by the fact that he seriously got away with the poo poo and then the idiot goes ON THE LAM because someone videotaped him drinking and tweeted it to the FBI. So not only is he literally being sought by the feds his mom is now involved too. It's loving amazing. I thought I'd never hear about this idiot again after he walked away scot free. Where have I heard that before......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNG0IuymIkk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NlC-JTazS8
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Drunk Nerds posted:These people represent everything that's wrong with modern society. I want to punch them in the face. A ball lands in their beer pong cup, and they dont pound that poo poo and spit the ball back into play? Shame Sometimes I play beer pong at my friend's house and sometimes a few of them insist that we use water in the beer cups and just take a swig of beer every time instead, so as to avoid germs and dirt and hairs and whatever. First of all, that's what the goddamn water cup is for. Second of all, there's no way to make sure you're actually drinking the right amount. Third, stop being such a loving bitch jesus christ.
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You know you are a total loser when you need your mom to come with you on your run away. Hopefully she remembered to bring his inhaler and flintsone vitamins.
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Moridin920 posted:Sometimes I play beer pong at my friend's house and sometimes a few of them insist that we use water in the beer cups and just take a swig of beer every time instead, so as to avoid germs and dirt and hairs and whatever. First of all, that's what the goddamn water cup is for. Second of all, there's no way to make sure you're actually drinking the right amount. Third, stop being such a loving bitch jesus christ. Quoth the beta, on the forums.
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