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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Do you have affluenza?
 
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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
it's alright, this is just another symptom of affluenza

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

coronatae posted:

D Magazine did a big thing on this case. Kid had/has a hosed up home life. He should have faced actual consequences but it makes me feel a little sorry for him.

Of course the girl named Starr is now a mother.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Where are people getting that the 14-year-old was passed out from?

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He was driving his mom’s F-150 on a night in February 2013 when a Lakeside police officer found him peeing in the parking lot of a Dollar General at 1 am. In the truck was an unclothed 14-year-old girl, a can of Miller Lite, and a 1.75-liter bottle of Grey Goose. The officer asked the clearly intoxicated 15-year-old Ethan what he was doing.

Ethan replied, “What’s it look like I’m doing?”

Tonya was called to the scene. The officer’s microphone captured the conversation between the mother and son.

“By the way, I didn’t know you snuck out,” Tonya says.

“What do you mean, I snuck out?” Ethan says. “I told you I was—”

“Well you’re not going to tell your dad that after you go out drinking and doing this,” she says.

“I drank one beer,” he says.

“It doesn’t matter,” she says.

Though he’d broken at least six laws, Ethan was only issued tickets for minor in consumption and minor in possession. Tonya drove Ethan home, leaving the truck at the Dollar General. In her deposition, Tonya was asked what happened to the girl. “That morning?” Tonya responded. “Her mom picked her up, I assume. I guess. I don’t know.” Citing the ongoing civil litigation, Lakeside Chief of Police Lee Pitts declined to comment on the incident.
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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

CharlestonJew posted:

So basically what I'm reading is that this kid was hopeless from the start

affluenza

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