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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Thank you for using the internet. You are now in The Cloud. The future is now.

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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Its so fast. Wow

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
:getin:

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
i for one welcome our new cloud overlords

Robert Red Rocket
Apr 28, 2013

CHEATED ON HIS WIFE, SLEPT WITH PROSTITUTES ON FBI TAPES, JACQUELINE KENNEDY SAID MLK WAS TAPE-RECORDED BY FBI PLANNING A SEX PARTY
im posting faster!

az
Dec 2, 2005

whoa lightspeed up in here

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I don't feel any lighter.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Was this all to make it easier for the library of congress to index all our posts

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Do I need special breathing apparatus to post on the forums now? Is it safe? :ohdear:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
This. Is. The. FUTURE!

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
so this is what a cloud is like

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy
I'm flying!

:yayclod:

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
It's all so shiny and slick and poo poo. I'll try not to get fingerprints all over it.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
now future generations can see just how problematic i was

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
This is like the movie the mist isn't it? Scary monsters are gonna eat us

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Hello, I'm from the internet!

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
watch out for snakes planes!

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
These forums are fast as hell...I'll be able to make GBS posts at an incredible rate now

Thanks Lowtax!!

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
See, I bet a bunch of you jerks were all like "oh he's moving the database BIG DEAL oh he says things will be faster YEAH AS IF" and now you see the difference and you're "oh my goodness I was The Biggest rear end in a top hat for doubting Rich Kyanka" and you are reaping the benefits of state of the art hardware online

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost
:smithcloud:

Oh no my cloud is so sad

he hates change

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
I just clicked every thread and read every post. Took way less time than usual. #cumulowtax

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Lowtax posted:

See, I bet a bunch of you jerks were all like "oh he's moving the database BIG DEAL oh he says things will be faster YEAH AS IF" and now you see the difference and you're "oh my goodness I was The Biggest rear end in a top hat for doubting Rich Kyanka" and you are reaping the benefits of state of the art hardware online

Is this a pic of the servers?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


We made it nigga, we postin on the cloud!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Care bear stare, you guys!!! Let's gently caress up shreeky and whoever else

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Is this a pic of the servers?


The forums loaded your post so fast I couldn't even read it sorry

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




I'm flying!

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
is heaven real brother lowtax

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Lowtax posted:

The forums loaded your post so fast I couldn't even read it sorry

Are you going to open up a Jimmy Johns inside your forums?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Meh, I've seen better.

www
Aug 4, 2010

Im on cloud nine right now guys

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


I would like a #9.

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
Your pages/session are going to go up because it's faster for real

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



I preferred it when things were old, and bad

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
still not 56k friendly

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Bee tee dubs, I'm still getting those shitass ads sometimes which redirect me to the apple store so I can look at something I never bother loading

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
How long till it all breaks?

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

me right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

lets get back to the important topics such as

-guns
-video games
-rape
-race

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