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YouDummy posted:internet killed scott weiland was it heroin that killed him or what was he injecting that rusky krokodil?  bang bang
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now the nsa has access to my shitposting at breakneck speed!
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Stuff like this is why I think this Internet thing is really going to take off
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if i log into the wifi cloud while also on the moon- will i be an acceptable weight?
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To me, they seem really fast now.
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low tax loving killing it tonight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mABuS9eSWnQ
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Doctor Schnabel posted:Oh my gosh it just happened!!
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I love you lowtax
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Lowtax posted:See, I bet a bunch of you jerks were all like "oh he's moving the database BIG DEAL oh he says things will be faster YEAH AS IF" and now you see the difference and you're "oh my goodness I was The Biggest rear end in a top hat for doubting Rich Kyanka" and you are reaping the benefits of state of the art hardware online You make me feel so guilty *hangs head in shame*
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Lowtax posted:Okay I will emulate a mobile browser and try to replicate it and figure out where this crap is coming from, sorry, I thought Rubicon set up a tight white list. how much does this cloud service cost and did you get free swag from signing up with this cloud provider i'd like to hear about your cloud swag, lowtax e: also who is ur cloud provider That Robot fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Dec 4, 2015 |
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I'm here! I'm in the cloud!
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are you using Aurora or RDS instead of loving with your own MySQL instances
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LadyAmbien posted:I'm here! I'm in the cloud! HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!!!!!!! god drat futurama really had quality issues towards the end
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Lowtax posted:Thank you for using the internet. You are now in The Cloud. The future is now. 
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Do you have any specs for nerds Lowtax How much ram? How many ghz? All-flash storage? Guaranteed IOPS? Are you using elastic scaling or is it a static set of server instances?  
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I kinda feel soooo dirty and implicated now
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Lowtax posted:Thank you for using the internet. You are now in The Cloud. The future is now. loving Finally
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I'm in the cluod
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you can't sue clouds they are an act of G-d
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drat, this is fast. 
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Is this where I back up my phone contacts?
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Thank you Lowtax.
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Lowtax posted:Okay I will emulate a mobile browser and try to replicate it and figure out where this crap is coming from, sorry, I thought Rubicon set up a tight white list. I think they might serve different ads based on the IP, just anecdotally, I don't think I remember getting a redirect ad when my phone is on wifi, but I have on 4G. So instead of user agent sniffing maybe they're looking at whether the IP is from a block owned by verizon or t-mobile etc. I don't know, I don't even know who "they" is.
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I wouldn't be surprised if cell phone providers did scummy things like redirect ad requests to different ad networks on a platform where it's hard to detect it
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Ralp posted:I think they might serve different ads based on the IP, just anecdotally, I don't think I remember getting a redirect ad when my phone is on wifi, but I have on 4G. So instead of user agent sniffing maybe they're looking at whether the IP is from a block owned by verizon or t-mobile etc. I don't know, I don't even know who "they" is. Calling you a miserable human being would be an insult to all proud homosexuals
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Is this the project you've been working on with Derek Smart? Awesome if true. Thanks Derek. Also this unironically iroguebot posted:Hey Lowtax just wanted to say thanks for the 15+ years of enjoyment from your creation.
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Evidently this guy loves the bad ads
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Champenema posted:Calling you a miserable human being would be an insult to all proud homosexuals wow you mad much
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guys, ummmm, dont look down, its a long way down, im a little scared im gonna fall 
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This might be an unpopular opinion but I think this forum is pretty good and it's good that it's faster
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thanks for the update lowtax now I can look up posts in half the time 
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gnarlyhotep posted:wow you mad much Yes why I am quite angry at all the pedandantry sans to chance to see some sweet balls pasted pasted, in the file, like an an attachement right?
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Champenema posted:Yes why I am quite angry at all the pedandantry sans to chance to see some sweet balls pasted quoting for my own best hits (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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