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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Champenema posted:

quoting for my own best hits

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
your posting is that of a person who posts poorly

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Lowtax posted:

your posting is that of a person who posts poorly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Champenema posted:

quoting for my own best hits

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

is this dude the first cloud probation?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Your welcome lowtax

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

SmokaDustbowl posted:

is this dude the first cloud probation?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErvgV4P6Fzc

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice




SmokaDustbowl posted:

is this dude the first cloud probation?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 09:34 on Dec 4, 2015

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:


ban for cp

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYoIgKxOK4A

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Feranon posted:

ban for cp

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Feranon posted:

ban for cp

When you post anything worth a poo poo I'll alert the media. Until then gently caress off.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
it's scary but kind of exhilarating posting on the future internet

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Lord Binky posted:

it's scary but kind of exhilarating posting on the future internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRIbf6JqkNc

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Lowtax posted:

your posting is that of a person who posts poorly

Which cat gif do you like better?



Matoi Ryuko fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Dec 4, 2015

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
stay safe cloud ghost

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lord Binky posted:

it's scary but kind of exhilarating posting on the future internet




Matoi Ryuko posted:

Which cat gif do you like better?











signing off...great work team

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
I thought maybe Lowtax was maybe just trying to be nice by telling us in modern terms that the forums were going to live on a farm, with all the other forums.

Glad they're back, and super fast!

Also, also:

iroguebot posted:

Hey Lowtax just wanted to say thanks for the 15+ years of enjoyment from your creation.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Wow I certainly am in "cloud 9" with this new posting experience

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

a starwar betamax posted:

Wow I certainly am in "cloud 9" with this new posting experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhat-xUQ6dw

Tinkle
Sep 26, 2006
As useful as a trapdoor on a lifeboat.
This lowtax guy, i think i kinda like him

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf


Except SA's new cloud posting tech

no go on Quiznos
May 16, 2007


Pork Pro
Cloud2butt: best extension ever. :butt:

Agrikk
Oct 17, 2003

Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

error1 posted:

Do you have any specs for nerds Lowtax

How much ram? How many ghz? All-flash storage? Guaranteed IOPS? Are you using elastic scaling or is it a static set of server instances?

:regd11: :yaycloud: :regd11:

Vulture Culture posted:

are you using Aurora or RDS instead of loving with your own MySQL instances

Serious post:

Lowtax, any chance you can shed some light on your new cloud infrastructure?

I'd love to know which services SA consumes and on which provider it runs. Maybe a SH/SC thread?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Agrikk posted:

Serious post:

Lowtax, any chance you can shed some light on your new cloud infrastructure?

I'd love to know which services SA consumes and on which provider it runs. Maybe a SH/SC thread?
I'm sure the miraculous and truly wonderful Zen Death Robot would love to feed you in on all those tech details in QCS.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


AEMINAL posted:



Except SA's new cloud posting tech

What is going on with the geography here?

Oh I mixed up the water and land. Lol

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What is going on with the geography here?

Oh I mixed up the water and land. Lol

yellow is the sea/water

e: nice overlapping ninja THANKS CLOUD

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
hey lowtax can you add bbcode support for the alt attribute on images?
then people can hover on the image and i can make hovertext pop up and say something stupid
just a taste of the web 2.0 good life i thought you might want to look into

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I was checking my credit card statement from last month and i mustve blacked out a bunch and :10bux: too many times so i guess what im saying is im directly responsible for the new cloudlike atmosphere around here youre welcome tax and you other ingrates

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Is this that new hip-hop operating system I've heard so much about?

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
Sad that all those people transcribing our posts onto the server had to lose their jobs. But gently caress em, we're in the cloud now posting bros.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Angela Christine posted:

Is this that new hip-hop operating system I've heard so much about?

yea !!

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem
Good work, Loat Axe. You did it. We're all posting on the future. It's... it's beautiful.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
:yayclod:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Lowtax posted:

Thank you for using the internet. You are now in The Cloud. The future is now.

It's cloud? I've been thinking I've been uploading to the clown this whole time. Egg on my face!

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
It's like swimming through liquid silk!

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
Welcome my son.

Welcome... To the internet.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
I'm definitely noticing a speed difference. Very nice!

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Looks a lot better Lowtax.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
Knew those magic beans would pay off

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ShaunO
Jan 29, 2006

The outage page was pretty fast if we could just post there instead coulda saved a looot of time & money

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