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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Rollable OLED film that can link up with eachother and cover entire walls/buildings and subsequently get hacked to display hypercore ultraporn

And Ultra16k rez VR goggles with like tactile suits, nourishment tubes and relief holes to keep you jacked in for weeks at a time as you shitpost

Portable VR shades that hook up to 7G 10Gbit cellular, fit inside a box the size of a deck of cards; for whenever you have to meet Humans in the flesh, and have to use transit for a minute or two (gently caress this!!!!!)

Carbon Nanotube batteries for month long lasting anal vibrator plugs

Clothes with flexible OLED film that can display flashing goatses or your emotions and triggers

Creating virtual simulated universes on home quantum computers, and setting the parameters yourself! I wonder what parameters our world would have...... Maybe "just enough cool poo poo for every living thing not to commit suicide?"

Oh and smellovision. I love farts and want to smell the farts of everyone on these forums.

Mmm farts, thanks science and tecghnology.

The future sure is going to suck but also be kinda cool haha

What are you guys looking forward to????

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
targeting the gamma ray blasts of supernovas to wipe out all life on earth

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

targeting the gamma ray blasts of supernovas to wipe out all life on earth

:staredog:

In some alternate timeline out there this post started the events that lead to earth's destruction

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
croutons which bounce like a rubber ball

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Artisanal VR fetish pornography.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Immortality serum.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
kiwi birds that taste like fruit and kiwi fruits that are birds

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
a robot that kills the op

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
brain scanners so that the last real privacy we enjoy is blasted away and we live forever spiritually naked and ashamed before all of humanity

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
ducks that bark

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Comically Oversized, Cyborg Tits

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

ducks that bark

has science gone 2 far

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Sex

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
2030 - gene therapy that can remove/replace defective or dangerous genes

2040 - rogue gene therapy that removes ppls resistances to common cold/flu


2060 - pointed sticks

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

something that makes my girlfriend lose weight

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

android girlfriend that looks like Lucy Liu

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
killer nanorobots that destroy the race of soulless androids which wiped out humanity

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
fascism!

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

yogurt that doesn't spoil


this 2

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
a retrovirus which turns every man, woman, and child on earth into a ginger

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
cold fusion

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

a retrovirus which turns every man, woman, and child on earth into a ginger

BRB investing in every sunscreen manufacturer in the world.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

VendaGoat posted:

Comically Oversized, Cyborg Tits

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i'm really looking forward to green lantern rings, also time machines

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
the abominable football-field sized perpetually wailing meat-vats that will replace livestock

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

sex bots or suicide booths, whichever comes first

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Phones that aren't stupid big. The movie Her had cool future tech phones that were small and sleek. They looked like old cigarette cases.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Probably a holodeck and I'll get gang banged by 50 clones of myself, all STD free too.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
underwear that doesnt compress and squeeze my balls

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

sex bots

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Wall Balls posted:

sex bots or suicide booths, whichever comes first

both at the same time

how do you think the soulless androids got us in the end?

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
underwear that compresses and squeezes my balls

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Kuato posted:

Probably a holodeck and I'll get gang banged by 50 clones of myself, all STD free too.

Do they have to be std free, what if my holo deck fantasy is getting my neg hole pozzed

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
The new line of Ronco kitchen gadgets. One can only imagine what they have in store for us next. :confuoot:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
RoboTrump

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i want to bang a sexy alien on a space base on a moving meteor

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
isnt saying space base on an asteroid like saying an underwater base in the ocean

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Zzulu posted:

i want to bang a sexy alien on a space base on a moving meteor

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Space weed

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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

brain scanners so that the last real privacy we enjoy is blasted away and we live forever spiritually naked and ashamed before all of humanity

lol this is coming in a decade or two just wait

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