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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
*Kuato opens his hands, revealing a lovely blue spark moving in small circuities around in there, his eyes though remain full of mistrust, the randy 50s ish bitch they pay to rack the pool balls reaches between his legs from behind and gropes him and he slams his hands shut and she runs away cackling

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Ive never even thought of a place that would rack the pool balls for you. Sounds like heaven

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

Ive never even thought of a place that would rack the pool balls for you. Sounds like heaven

in the OLD days every place was like that

But that was before my time

I mean you ended up racking them sometimes yourself, but if the staff was coming by they'd always stop and do it.

Granpa said this about pool places but he played snooker, which is an impossible game invented soely to piss you off with fictional robot men on TV blasting your own ineptitutde int he balls forevere and ever and ever gently caress

raton fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Dec 10, 2015

Mahnarch
Jan 7, 2008

Landing?
Do, or Do Not.
There is no 'Try'.

Sheep-Goats posted:

Kuato show us the love in your heart

*****


Also, can I have three more?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI7XiJgt0vY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_2pKNWthJ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwGgwZSgZAI

Plus 9 minutes of Mumm-ra;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuWLThMuf7k

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
You could have three more if they were either funny or sincere you fucker but those ain't that :mad:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Anyone remembrr that destinatiom calabria/unknown song w the sexy trumpet ladies and their butts in the clip

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
isac...

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

in the OLD days every place was like that

But that was before my time

I mean you ended up racking them sometimes yourself, but if the staff was coming by they'd always stop and do it.

Granpa said this about pool places but he played snooker, which is an impossible game invented soely to piss you off with fictional robot men on TV blasting your own ineptitutde int he balls forevere and ever and ever gently caress

If i follow your posting canon correctly yoj have worked all around the world in different bars.

What pool house rule causes the most fights.

One shot/two shot is a big doozy in aus.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

If i follow your posting canon correctly yoj have worked all around the world in different bars.

What pool house rule causes the most fights.

One shot/two shot is a big doozy in aus.

Are you saying that some bogan loving retards think you get two shots on a scratch? Jesus loving Christ Fix Your Country

If they've cleared any balls at all and you get ball in hand it should be a wrap, if its not the players are bad and should shut up.

yes my canon



In America some people feel strongly about whether or not a scratch has to be placed in the kitchen or if it can go anywhere, the correct answer of course being it can go anywhere, unless the table is a hilarious tiny bar table then it has to go in the kitchen.

raton fucked around with this message at 08:40 on Dec 10, 2015

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im on the one shot side dont flame me.

The other is fowl on the black. Most people are good sports about it either way but if its a crowded table it can get nasty.

Mahnarch
Jan 7, 2008

Landing?
Do, or Do Not.
There is no 'Try'.

Sheep-Goats posted:

You could have three more if they were either funny or sincere you fucker but those ain't that :mad:

Aww... :ohdear:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
If you're playing with friends then you finish off the game but you scratch on the eight and you lose.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEXOIezoWz8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFsX8-Bu8-w

raton fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Dec 10, 2015

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monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83j6k-OzwHg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p4E-hkQ5hE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP1inVfAs8w

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