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jake - tomm venom - tomm keane - tom - tomm gwyn - imgay - 3 - tom 6 alive, 4 to lynch. Deadline wednesday 13th at 4pm pacific. Welcome to Sedatefia the Mafia care home, where poo poo posters go to die.  Much as changed at the once Prestigious Sedatefia care home since the new management took over. It started with the mass staff layoffs, leaving a skeleton crew barely able to cover the increasingly onerous administrative duties as well as care for the residents. No one could quite believe it when they then air-lifted the entire building to the jungles of South America with the residents and staff inside. Soon the admissions shifted dramatically to the elderly relatives of rich heirs/heiresses. And the turnover rate began to skyrocket. It used to be a wonderful place where people who needed assistance posting could live out their days with dignity. Now the paint peels from the walls, hallways have become dark and dingy as bulbs go unreplaced, the air-conditioning seems permanently off and so do the residents. The extent of increasingly poor decisions by the new management is starting to seem intentional, the workforce is demoralised, the food has turned to poo poo, the maintenance is going unmaintained and these poo poo posters arent getting any younger. ... An aircraft, 50,000 ft in the air. "We're approaching the drop zone, are you clear on what you need to do?" "To be honest sir, I'm concerned this all seems out of our remit." "You just worry about finding the guy, I'll deal with those fat cats in Washington." "This hardly seems like the proper channels sir." "The owners have stone-walled us and with their sudden transcontinental relocation, the proper channels won't cut it. This guy has left a trail of bodies in his wake and it's up to you to take him down." The agent clenched his manly jaw and nodded. He lept from the plane.  ... Patience bit her lip, things were going to hell and it seemed there was little she could do. The conditions were so backwards they felt anachronistic as if her work station had been cribbed from a movie about WWII.  ... Here's a pensive looking old person. She knows bad poo poo is going down.  ... Hershel Wiseman wiped the sweat from his brow, the sun was unrelenting. But so was he. No one believed him that Hitler was still alive and living in South America but he was gonna prove them all wrong or he wasn't Hershel Wiseman, the Last Nazi-Hunter. He'd find Hitler and kill him. To Death. He'd reach the mansion in the distance by sun down and then they'd pay, they'd all pay. With Death. Because he was gonna kill them. ... Can the residents live out their days with dignity? Can the workers still provide care and keep their jobs? Or will the gears of untrammelled capitalism crush the spirit and very life from their bones only time will tell Dumb jokes and radical politics will be jammed into the orifices of A Game for Standard mafia rules apply: Nights will be closed. (During the Night phase, the thread will be locked and nobody can post.) No posting after the hammer/last vote required to kill No out of thread communication unless you are specifically told that you are permitted to. NO toxxing/betting/truth or dare. Hangings are majority, not plurality. (A majority of players is required to execute a player. If the day ends without this majority, nobody is executed.) No posting mod PMs. No editing posts. No faking day actions No lurking. No posting screenshots from any kind of chat doc Please PM me and ask for a replacement promptly if you find yourself struggling for time or enthusiasm. Breaking the rules will make a player liable to be killed by the moderator or at very least a strongly worded PM. No longer taking sign-ups! 1 - 2 - Pinmom 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - imgay (as hitler) 8 - 9 - CCKeane 10 - 11 - Tommunist 12 - 13 - JakeP 14 - 15 - Venom Soag 16 - Gwynplaine Puntification fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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I'm here to bring capitalism to the old
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Dec 4, 2015 23:44
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ok
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Dec 4, 2015 23:47
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Ready to crush old-people beneath my iron fist of righteous captitalism.
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Dec 4, 2015 23:55
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I'll Show You Capitalization, Whippersnapper!
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Dec 5, 2015 00:05
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I'll play but I'm going to be in Denver and skiing M/T/W of next week. So I won't be posting much during those days. Of course some people will consider that a good thing.
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Dec 5, 2015 00:47
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Me!
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Dec 5, 2015 01:10
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TMMadman posted:I'll play but I'm going to be in Denver and skiing M/T/W of next week. So I won't be posting much during those days. Skiing eh? Sounds like a capitalist conspiracy to me ##vote tmm
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Dec 5, 2015 01:48
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I was promised the role as hitler
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Dec 5, 2015 22:12
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I'm glad the back fell off my seat, because I only need the edge.
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Dec 6, 2015 21:25
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I'm a bit busy today but I'll tart up the OP and start bullying people to join some time tomorrow and get things moving then (hopefully).
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Dec 6, 2015 21:56
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I am here to fight against the evils of capitalism.
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Dec 6, 2015 23:57
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Hello yes I will play this game that is apparently better than dodgeball. But I will not play it Monday, Tuesday, or Thursday nights because that is when I play dodgeball.
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Dec 7, 2015 18:16
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Dec 7, 2015 19:06
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Give me Pinochet oR give me death
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Dec 7, 2015 21:45
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kept you waitign huh
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Dec 7, 2015 21:56
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Alrighty
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Dec 8, 2015 03:42
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Birdstrike posted:kept you waitign huh yer just a regular master of suspense, aren't you?
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Dec 8, 2015 03:53
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ill play but based on the size of this game will point out now that I am traveling the night of the 23rd, and then back home on the 25th. Assuming that Xmas will be accounted for in this game, and deadlines won't occur on those days i'll play
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Dec 8, 2015 04:34
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obv iously you have to cancel your christmas plans
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Dec 8, 2015 04:53
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EXAKT Science posted:yer just a regular master of suspense, aren't you? this is it this is the gaem I imperosnate a guy who is pardoying anotehr guy through the lens of a video game charahcter
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Dec 8, 2015 05:15
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Birdstrike posted:this is it your pretty good
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Dec 8, 2015 05:25
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I'm going to be roleplaying this game as forums poster Tremendous Taste. It went really well for me last time I tried it.
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Dec 8, 2015 05:45
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smh the thing you like is bad fam
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Dec 8, 2015 05:48
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Pinterest Mom posted:smh counterpoint you are bad
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Dec 8, 2015 05:53
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Pinterest Mom posted:smh i liek you 
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Dec 8, 2015 06:08
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Birdstrike posted:i liek you so birb what's it gonna be like for you, pretending to be a brit?
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Dec 8, 2015 06:15
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EXAKT Science posted:so birb what's it gonna be like for you, pretending to be a brit? that's prtty easy for me, my natural accentn is kind of birtish but I grew up in a poorer part of sydnye so I learned the broad local accent and swith between them depending on who I talk to although I'm copyign Venom Soag who is actually Gaspy copying soag and I thikn they're both aussie so?
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Dec 8, 2015 06:28
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I would role play as Pinterest mom but given my distaste for abandoning games I just can't abide it
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Dec 8, 2015 06:34
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After this game is over, I'll be starting a hundred player game in which I'll invite every single person to ever play mafia.
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Dec 8, 2015 07:01
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Birdstrike posted:that's prtty easy for me, my natural accentn is kind of birtish but I grew up in a poorer part of sydnye so I learned the broad local accent and swith between them depending on who I talk to yeah but you're pretending to be them pretending to be a brit, per the OP. unless you're the Secret Hitler.
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Dec 8, 2015 07:01
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EXAKT Science posted:yeah but you're pretending to be them pretending to be a brit, per the OP. unless you're the Secret Hitler. I didn't read the op lol I just saw this needed 22 plaeyrs "oi dcikhaed get me a cup of tea you dorngo" how is that?
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Dec 8, 2015 07:08
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Birdstrike posted:I didn't read the op lol I just saw this needed 22 plaeyrs nah too bogan. more like "oi, fetch us a cuppa, won'tcha, love?"
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Dec 8, 2015 07:14
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I'll start any game whatsoever
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Dec 8, 2015 07:14
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I'm hitler btw
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Dec 8, 2015 07:15
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These look like a good set of orders, ship 'em F Nap H F Rom H A Mil H
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Dec 8, 2015 07:27
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I honestly don't remember a lot about that. Did you run that?
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Dec 8, 2015 07:32
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god those fleet orders.
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Dec 8, 2015 07:58
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iirc the context was that if I picked wrong I was dead so I just stalled
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Dec 8, 2015 08:00
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JakeP posted:ill play but based on the size of this game will point out now that I am traveling the night of the 23rd, and then back home on the 25th. Assuming that Xmas will be accounted for in this game, and deadlines won't occur on those days i'll play Yeah I'm fine with those stipulations, I'm also reducing the size a touch I'd like to get this moving.
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Dec 8, 2015 12:04
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