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Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
This is a thread for people who like sticking it to the ladies! Post in this thread if you like SEX with the LADIES!!@

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I do op

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I like to gently caress my wife. Recently though I've been trying to set up a little swap action with a buddy and his wife. It's not that she's hotter, but strange is the best possible pussy.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
WhOOOOO sex with LADIES

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i prefer skanks

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
sexhaver with the ladies checkin' in

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
do the ladies have penises?

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

Serious Frolicking posted:

do the ladies have penises?

Some of them!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I like putting my penis in vaginas. It's a wonderful feeling and a great time is had.

www
Aug 4, 2010

sex is gross, women are gross

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord

www posted:

sex is gross, women are gross

tbh if its not a little gross youre prolly doin' it wrong

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Some of them have HUGE penises!

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i do but its pretty inappropriate subject to talk about between strangers, just a tip for your future attempts at socializing.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

www posted:

sex is gross, women are gross

They really are loving gross as hell. You bleed out of your genitals and they smell like rotten fish sometimes but men are the filthy apes because we fart.

lol fuckoff female gender. It's awesome being a guy because secretly when we make eye contact with some other dude out with his girl we're both like, "Her rear end is disgusting with these jeans off, wink wink lol!"

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
ENORMOUS PENISES that go write into your MOUTH

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

if you tell a lady you like sex while you are having sex it re-inforces a general good vibe

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Some of them have HUGE penises!

now we are talking!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I enjoy sex with women. I did it before and I'd do it again!!!

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Yes, I like having sex with females, as opposed to the vile, repugnant and disgusting alternative

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

TEAH SYAG posted:

Yes, I like having sex with females, as opposed to the vile, repugnant and disgusting alternative

Hmmmmm something about your username:
TEAH SYAG .... THE SHAGY !!! :stare:

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
This thread is disgusting original poster

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I prefer my own hand tbh

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
if youre not barebacking lot lizards in the rear end youre pretty much a raging human being

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

:cabot::goatsecx:

ghosTTy fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Dec 5, 2015

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


ladies are too uptight, i prefer sex with skank hoes thankyouverymuch

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
heyyyyyy everyone I sure do love making the sex with women hahaha yeah! great fun times! :) :)

Hey everyone whats your fav position? Mine is all of them!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha SEX

SEX IS GREAT YEAH

I PUT MY WEE WEE IN HER WEE WEE AND WE MAKE NOISE AND SWEAT TOGEHTER SO GREAT AND FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Press "F" for all those brave souls who died in the saddle :regd10:

The Taint Reaper fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Dec 5, 2015

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I wouldn't call them "Ladies" if you know what I mean! ;)

Thunder Sheep
Apr 3, 2009

i do!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*wanders into thread*

*pulls up a chair*

*Removes his windbreaker and dons a smoking jacket*

*Has a seat and meticulously cleans and prepares a pipe*

Indeed


*Blows bubbles out of his pipe*

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I'm not sure I'd call your mom a lady per se OP, but she was fun to have sex with.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
hell yeah im a POOSAY slayer

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i like to have sex with women, and i am posting in this thread.

in fact i had sex with a lady earlier this week, and it was quite enjoyable

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

The Taint Reaper posted:

Press "F" for all those brave souls who died in the saddle :regd10:



this hurt my chest

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010

How is that guy not dead?

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010

A bit bored of having relations, tbqh.

maybe I need a dangerous new fetish, but obese lady jumping on me, not so much.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Whelp after just sitting in a bar tonight......


Just gently caress your hand. trust me.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I like to put in the butt

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

VendaGoat posted:

Whelp after just sitting in a bar tonight......


Just gently caress your hand. trust me.

Way ahead of ya

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