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Dec 5, 2015 15:53
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stay safe poverty ghost ed- also the best gift for a coworker is an amazon GC, anything else is just awkward
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Dec 5, 2015 15:57
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Juanito posted:stay safe poverty ghost Whats the point of having a secret santa then?
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Dec 5, 2015 15:59
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luvdahaze posted:Whats the point of having a secret santa then? exactly
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Dec 5, 2015 16:00
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Juanito posted:exactly Then your not gettin any gift at all cause nobody is gonna just give 25$ gift cards for no reason
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Dec 5, 2015 16:02
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luvdahaze posted:Then your not gettin any gift at all cause nobody is gonna just give 25$ gift cards for no reason
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Dec 5, 2015 16:03
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Juanito posted:at least that way I won't be disappointed Ok Grinch you have yourself a wonderful christmas with scrooge and all the other humbugs
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Dec 5, 2015 16:08
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luvdahaze posted:Ok Grinch you have yourself a wonderful christmas with scrooge and all the other humbugs I. WILL. 
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Dec 5, 2015 16:28
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Gift ideas for the orifice: Penis
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Dec 5, 2015 16:43
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Cool fan with clock
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Dec 5, 2015 17:09
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how about one of those little basketball hoops that go on the trashcan so whenever you crumple up a paper and throw it away it's like you're shooting a jumper! (but from your chair, while sitting)
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Dec 5, 2015 17:16
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stay poor safe ghost
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Dec 5, 2015 17:17
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red stapler http://www.amazon.com/Swingline-Stapler-Business-Desktop-Capacity/dp/B0006HUQZ6
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Dec 5, 2015 17:18
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R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" DVD
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Dec 5, 2015 17:19
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serious answer, scotch
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Dec 5, 2015 17:32
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A few packs of pokemon cards
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Dec 5, 2015 17:32
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Dick in a box
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Dec 5, 2015 17:37
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proof of concept posted:how about one of those little basketball hoops that go on the trashcan so whenever you crumple up a paper and throw it away it's like you're shooting a jumper! (but from your chair, while sitting) That's a real good one
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Dec 5, 2015 17:40
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im the secret satan
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Dec 5, 2015 18:25
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My office is collecting toys and household goods to donate to a family living in poverty, a single mother with two young boys. So not only am I expected to give $50 so that my coworkers can buy them things, but I get nothing in return.
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Dec 5, 2015 18:31
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Whiskey Sours posted:My office is collecting toys and household goods to donate to a family living in poverty, a single mother with two young boys. drat dude that sucks. I suggest getting the single mother some literal bootstraps. She'll get the message.
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Dec 5, 2015 18:33
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A morning after pill with a winky smiley face drawn on the card and thats it
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Dec 5, 2015 18:34
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you could get them some rocks. theyre everywhere and theyre free. you need a bag to hold them though that could be tricky not sure what your bag situation is OP.
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Dec 5, 2015 18:37
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ZombieParts posted:red stapler High quality office supplies make great gifts. I guarentee you give a co worker anything that's better than what they currently use it will be a appreciated.
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Dec 5, 2015 18:39
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A company laptop you stole then placed 20$ inside to make the office minimum.
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Dec 5, 2015 18:40
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A high lighter with the kind of ink you get ducked up off of .
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Dec 5, 2015 18:41
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Ten Pounds Of Saffron
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Dec 5, 2015 18:42
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A gently used office chair, covered in cat hair.
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Dec 5, 2015 18:43
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gift card for colonic irrigation
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Dec 5, 2015 18:43
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A febreeze candle that smells like the carpet cleaner they use on the 50th floor.
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Dec 5, 2015 18:44
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a tiny little dartboard for the desk but -- get this here's the kicker -- you stuck a picture of the boss's face over the target@!!
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Dec 5, 2015 18:45
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A dvorak keyboard. Make sure you insist on installing it and check on them every day to be sure they are using it.
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Dec 5, 2015 18:46
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A mouse pad with a vendor's logo on it.
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Dec 5, 2015 18:48
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A bag of cum. A bag of poo poo. A bag of piss. A bag of cum inside of a bag of piss inside of a box made of poo poo. Your left nut. Your right nut. Your whittled down left nut inside of your right nut like a Russian nesting doll. A gift card for a funeral home. A scrapbook of pictures of Ted Bundy's victims. A flash drive that when they put it into their computer they automatically start sending messages pledging allegiance to ISIS through all social media they use. A pair of holiday socks. A videotape of your father beating you as a child. A Hitler mask. A styrofoam coffee cup filled with change that you stole from a homeless person on the street. (Make sure you tell them where you got it). 25 straight days of eery phone calls at all hours of the night. A gift card to Starbucks.
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Dec 5, 2015 19:27
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BigBoss posted:R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" DVD I would unironically enjoy this.
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Dec 5, 2015 19:28
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 a cool shirt
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Dec 5, 2015 19:40
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every office has a drunk, i found the perfect gift for him or her! http://www.jcpenney.com/wembley-tailgate-go-big-or-go-home-64-oz-giant-flask/prod.jump?ppId=pp5005791491
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Dec 5, 2015 19:43
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two dozen cartons of cigarettes
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stay safe poverty ghost someone brought a gallon of mayonnaise to the office secret santa last year, that was hilarious
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