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https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/move-aside-millennials-lets-talk-gen-z-nikki-sunquote:While marketers have been trying to decode the Millennial generation for years, Gen Z has been overlooked. Millennials are aging and it is time to shift the focus onto influencing the nation’s teenagers. According to the Boston Globe, Gen Z has tremendous purchasing power and consists of those who are currently under 20 years of age. At 82 million, this generation is roughly the same size as the Millennial generation and has about $44 billion to spend. Gen Z’s are radically different from previous generations because they were born into an age of technology and only know a life with the internet. While Millennials share their lives on social media, Gen Z’s live and breathe through social media, often saying “if you didn’t post it, it didn’t happen.” They are constantly connected to the digital world, digesting content every minute of the day and aware of every move that their friends make. With multiple mobile devices, Gen Z’s have mastered the art of multi-tasking, as they can be having a conversation with a parent while texting a friend and snapchatting in between.
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Just imagine that, instead of words, this post is a long scream of agony.
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Dec 5, 2015 21:03
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So these people are millenials, but shittier?
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so wait, i'm Gen Z now? i don't like this. i prefer being a millennial, especially since the Gen Z description doesn't fit me at all.
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Taco Bell shill account spotted.
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If the two who live in my house are representative of the group, Generation Z really likes Thomas the Tank engine but dislikes Eating their Vegetables. Let's share what other insight we have about this mysterious group!
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Dec 5, 2015 21:06
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god drat kids today and their skateboards are the best argument against gun control.
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i digest content every loving minute of every loving day i just digest content
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every generation is the same hope this helps
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Turns out crib death was always good and should have been more widely practiced.
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you think they'll be a ton of articles written by middle aged millennials bitching endlessly about gen z's "inability to adapt to the work place because theyre arrogant" in 20 years?
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A voice cries from the wilderness of the NorthLostCosmonaut posted:So these people are millenials, but shittier? 
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Chinatown posted:every generation is the same hope this helps i'm already bitter at Gen Z so yeah
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haha holy poo poo http://www.socialmarketing.org/newsletter/features/generation3.htm quote:Generation X
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so uh what the literal gently caress are they going to call the next generation like who was the dipshit who decided to start this whole thing with one of the last letters in the alphabet also generational poo poo is stupid because all it really affects are marketers who want kids to grow up to have a relationship with loving, toilet paper or something
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Dec 5, 2015 21:43
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marketers have no idea how to reach anyone and any successes they have are a luck-based result of their flailing in the dark
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i gotta assume they'll at least be better than millennials
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Dec 5, 2015 21:46
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Parallax Scroll posted:i gotta assume they'll at least be better than millennials
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heh...more like candy-rear end crush...back in my day we played real games like battletoads, no free lunches then no siree, heh bet you loving kids don't even know how to manually configure config.sys and autoexec.bat...pathetic
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:marketers have no idea how to reach anyone and any successes they have are a luck-based result of their flailing in the dark you're trying to tell me america's youth cannot actually have a tender intimacy with the Swiffer WetJet?
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Dave Concepcion posted:heh...more like candy-rear end crush...back in my day we played real games like battletoads, no free lunches then no siree, heh bet you loving kids don't even know how to manually configure config.sys and autoexec.bat...pathetic
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Melissa Friebe, Taco Bell’s VP of Insights Lab
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Marketers should be shot and marketing majors should be beaten, soundly and about the head
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symbolic posted:did you burn down a church yet because if not don't even talk to me why would I burn down a church? Jesus Christ is my lord and savior
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hmm, it almost seems as if categorizing people into discrete generations is dumb and that someone born in 1994 and 1999 are not going to have grown-up in radically different circumstances.
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Dave Concepcion posted:why would I burn down a church? Jesus Christ is my lord and savior
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FTFY While soul leeches have been trying to decode Snake people for years, tweeny boppers don't matter because they're not real people. Snake people are molting and it is time to shift the focus onto manipulating the nation’s tweeny boppers. According to some poo poo print, tweeny boppers have their parents' money and consist of those who cannot currently purchase alcohol. At 82 million, this generation is roughly the same size as the annual amount of aborted Chinese fetuses and has about $44 billion that isn't theirs to to spend on stupid poo poo that even a hoarder would admit as a waste. Teeny boppers think they are radically different from previous generations because they were born into an age of poo poo posting and only know a life with Web 2.0. While Snake people share their stupid ugly loving baby on social media, Teeny boppers live and mouth breathe through unspoiled media , often thinking its cool and hip to say “if you didn’t post it, it didn’t happen.” They are constantly looking at their phone, regurgitating unoriginal content every painful worthless minute of the loving wasted day and thibk theyre aware of every cuck that their moms make. With multiple iphones, Teeny boppers have ADHD and Adderall , as they can be not listening to a parent while sexting an online friend a/s/l 13/female/India and snapchatting their genitalia to their PE teacher. Gen Z’s aren’t interested in being . They pretend to embrace diversity and have conditioned to have a life crushing need to feel inportant, special, and the first to start the circlejerk. Being really good at typing searches into Google, they are lovely at using the internet as a tool to research and treasure hunt for the latest Kim Kardashian vagina Easter egg. Endless amounts of information and endless opportunities are wasted, leading to an especially uncreative and worthless generation. Social media platforms like Instagram have influenced this generation to post dick pics, lovely food, and more stupid babies. They are mindlessly pop culture driven, drawn to le edgy GoPro photos and really overlighted gagfest cinematography through PewDiPie retwets . Voyeuristuc about poo poo that ain't their loving business, they follow Bruce "Catelyn" Jenner to tap into aspbergational man clits. Teeny boppers are stupid, as they spend large amounts of money on retarded "independent" brands. After hating their stupid technologically incompetent parents and older siblings struggle to find jobs during the recession, Teeny boppers became self-conscious and dependent on psychological drugs. With their need to be gay, inability to decipher, criticize, or handle the information that they they don't like, and environmentally-conscious spending habits, Teeny boppers poses a challenge for soul leeches. Traditional forms of advertising are no longer effective on this generation because Teeny boppers only like what their friends like. This generation need to think their individuals and feel personally brown nosed by a brand in order to make their parents buy it. Soul leeches must shy away from commercials and instead create content that Gen Z’s can show tots on, quote atupid poo poo from, and be fellated by. If brands can successfully fingerbang Teeny boppers through their organically grown hemp panties from the mountains of Nepal, Teeny boppers will bukkake the content with their friends and family.Teeny boppers have a mind magic to jerk off those whom they have seen Dickson from, which brands can then talk into anal. Brands like AssReaper have caused mass obesity and dig deep to understand the Teeny boppers tight little hole. According to some stupid company, some stupid bitch , Taco Bell’s 2009 MVP of tugjobs found that “They’ve become even more stupid, undisciplined, and just uncreative with their holes.” In response, rear end Reaper has created poo poo content around libtard movements that resonate with Teeny boppers, such as “what ” cam girl fucks burrito streaming, and rear end to mouth food mashups. The quivering pussy of a business is afraid to try get a bad tweet, whip out their dick, and delight fatties. This is the kind of rear end pounding that Teeny boppers appreciate and cum to. As Teeny boppers face reality, dicks and clits will continue to evolve and it is the job of plastic surgeons in Bangkok to evolve with them. Names on a box should continue to practice deep throating, reach around Teeny boppers from new angles, and continue to swallow like a good little bitch.
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I hope Generation Z has to fight in a huge war while I, a millenial, get to stay at home.
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So....who wants to come and lynch every single person in marketing with me? Just string 'em from telephone poles!
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symbolic posted:shut the gently caress up dave concepcion god bless.
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Advertising is just a bunch of people making new elaborate justifications for putting a picture of a celebrity holding their product on a billboard, i'm pretty sure
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symbolic posted:so wait, i'm Gen Z now? yeah buddy it sucks 
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I'm the marketing graduate who confuses "creative" with "lazy piece of poo poo"
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Also that's a whole lot of words to say Gen Zs spend a lot of time on facebook and instagram
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i'm surprised literally every marketer hasn't noticed that old spice's nonsense is the only good marketing campaign of the 21st century when they do notice it, i'm just gonna laugh at them when they don't notice that it doesn't actually mean they sell anything also why the literal gently caress does coca-cola still have commercials, poo poo is more ubiquitous than water
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What fresh unwashed hell is this bullshit?
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Gyra_Solune posted:so uh they'll start back at Gen AA
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pleasecallmechrist posted:FTFY
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