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Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
How has my life come to this?

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
well op i don't know but i'd like to hear your secret to success

Othin
Nov 20, 2002

Hair Elf
sounds like u got it all figured out tbh

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Always jealous of what grody is doing

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
fkn told u to go to the loin man

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
poo poo, i wish i had beer and pizza :(

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Harald posted:

well op i don't know but i'd like to hear your secret to success

I'm not sure what my secret is really but I might go jerk it in the subway next to CVS

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dreezy posted:

poo poo, i wish i had beer and pizza :(

you could. no one is stopping you

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Mariana Horchata posted:

fkn told u to go to the loin man

i wish i was in the TL :(

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

sounds like a fun night out

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Mariana Horchata posted:

fkn told u to go to the loin man

I got hungry and found a place that sold cheap beer before I could

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Grody posted:

I got hungry and found a place that sold cheap beer before I could

its alright, i totally understand

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
check your pizza priveledge

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you could. no one is stopping you

that may be true but they dont have any cvses near me, only walgreens, so it would still be a disappointment

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.
Today I'm using my bicycle to deliver for grubhub. I'm making $15 an hour to sit at Starbucks and wait for orders, of which I get maybe five three-mile deliveries per six hour shift.

Maybe I'll move to the Walgreens next door, nosh some 'zza and quaf a brewskie. Also if you're still reading congrats the joke's on you this is all white noishhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ckvkvkvkckck

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

dreezy posted:

that may be true but they dont have any cvses near me, only walgreens, so it would still be a disappointment

Switch up the formula maybe u could drink like bum wine and eat chipotle at Walgreens instead

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

Grody posted:

I'm not sure what my secret is really but I might go jerk it in the subway next to CVS

Don't spunk on the third rail

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

cram me sideways posted:

Don't spunk on the third rail

Should of specified the restaurant bathroom not the train

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dreezy posted:

that may be true but they dont have any cvses near me, only walgreens, so it would still be a disappointment

what the gently caress does that have to do with getting pizza and beer?

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
I like pizza

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


dreezy posted:

poo poo, i wish i had beer and pizza :(

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
Currently driving on the highway drinking a ton of preworkout to stay awake. AMA

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



hey grody nice av are you some kind of furry jew sheriff? cool y

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Grody posted:

Currently driving on the highway drinking a ton of preworkout to stay awake. AMA

how fast are you going? are the other drivers safe?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



great job admitting a felony on the internet op

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



op do some heroin

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
You're not in the alley behind CVS drinking bottom shelf vodka and eating dumpster dive food from the takeout place next door.

Things are okay yo.

Arkon
Dec 13, 2011

by zen death robot

ethanol posted:

great job admitting a felony on the internet op

do you know what a felony is b/c that's a misdemeanor at best

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard

Grody posted:

Currently driving on the highway drinking a ton of preworkout to stay awake. AMA

Try not to get cut now that your blood has the viscosity of superfluid helium and enough pressure behind it to extrude an aluminum billet.

Vulture
Aug 7, 2012

theres nothing wrong with drinking beerr and eating pizza in the cvs parking lot.

you should put a paper bag over beer tho or be stealithy while drinking and you'll be fine

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i just hang out in hospitals :shrug: at least its warm and they have tvs and magazines

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!
If you were doing this at the beach you'd be in the catbird seat.
How far to the beach from CVS?

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

Grody posted:

Should of specified the restaurant bathroom not the train

:thejoke:

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
i made it home alive and now im sippin on some nice bottom shelf vodka and gatorade to soothe my soul

dirk0
Jun 24, 2004
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Dinosaur Gum

ethanol posted:

op do some heroin

Stfu. You suck at life and posting.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



dirk0 posted:

Stfu. You suck at life and posting.



Wow rude

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ethanol posted:

Wow rude

i have windows 10 :smug:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I went to a symphony orchestra tonight what did u do

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i did that when I was like 16/17 OP good luck

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ethanol posted:

I went to a symphony orchestra tonight what did u do

ate fondue and got a massage :smug:

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