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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Bin that machete, get a some spaghetti

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Aralan posted:

Going to shout "this is for Syria" next time I press the close door button on the elevator when someone's trying to get on

lol

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Lol 'london subway'

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Mariana Horchata posted:

id sell my soul for lesbian sex with erin burnett

neat

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

InterceptorV8 posted:

This has to be a false flag. UK has knife control!!!!!!
jesus christ shut the gently caress up you boring retard

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Was on the tube yesterday so this headline, while not unexpected, is kinda shocking. Was expecting much worse though :gbsmith:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:

He probably said "this is for serious" but rightwing media and panic etc etc

It was Jim Norton trying to get an interview for XM Sirius

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lone mentally ill nutjob treated as terrorist

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
well he mentioned syria possibly so that makes him a terrorman instead of a crazyperson with a knife

Fastidious Toes
Apr 10, 2009

so much blood....
poo poo's weak.

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

XMNN posted:

jesus christ shut the gently caress up you boring retard

"hmm in a country with few guns a terrorist used a knife to attack people instead of a gun, how can i spin this"

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Zzulu posted:

well he mentioned syria possibly so that makes him a terrorman instead of a crazyperson with a knife

he could be both.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Planarch posted:

"hmm in a country with few guns a terrorist used a knife to attack people instead of a gun, how can i spin this"
i wonder what it would look like if some whackjob randomly decided to do a terrorism somewhere with guns its a shame we'll never find out

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
I terrorist attacked a guy on the freeway by cutting him off and driving under the speed limit. my license plate reads "4SYRI4"

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
one person seriously injured in gunless attack in crowded place

dirk0
Jun 24, 2004
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Dinosaur Gum
Lol..

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

when the race war starts... ill be in pole position (my penis)

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


what will the media find in his house I wonder

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Barry?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
off eastenders

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

off the chuckle brothers

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

XMNN posted:

jesus christ shut the gently caress up you boring retard

I'm going to take you for a drive.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

is a subway stabbing really a terrorist attack now?

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Gonna go tweet some savage microaggressions #forsyria

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
please no i dont want to listen to you talk about guns and black people non stop for ever

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

XMNN posted:

please no i dont want to listen to you talk about guns and black people non stop for ever

It will be romantic, I promise

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Media clamoring to make every instance of violence a hardcore threat to freedom.

dirk0
Jun 24, 2004
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Dinosaur Gum

Aralan posted:

Gonna go tweet some savage microaggressions #forsyria

gently caress that. Go with #ExMuslimBecause

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34968097

dirk0
Jun 24, 2004
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Dinosaur Gum

InterceptorV8 posted:

It will be romantic, I promise

Burlap sack, rope, bridge, and a lake?

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

dirk0 posted:

Burlap sack, rope, bridge, and a lake?

You haven't listed anything to weigh down the body. And never leave out duct tape or Gorilla Tape, that poo poo is handy.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

lmao ur such a little bitch

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

XMNN posted:


lmao ur such a little bitch

lol

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i know someone with a knife will this b a long distance text i need to know before i send it

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



XMNN posted:


lmao ur such a little bitch

was this also for syria?

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

so what does fox news have to gain from inciting violence against muslims

dirk0
Jun 24, 2004
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Dinosaur Gum

InterceptorV8 posted:

You haven't listed anything to weigh down the body. And never leave out duct tape or Gorilla Tape, that poo poo is handy.

Sorry, I pay to have POC removed. I'm not involved in the actual "process".

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

social vegan posted:

was this also for syria?

N Bombs for Syria

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



y so syria lol -the joker

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

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your mother superior

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dirk0
Jun 24, 2004
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Dinosaur Gum

Uncle Wemus posted:

so what does fox news have to gain from inciting violence against muslims

Go back to d&d.

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