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I'm going on a date tomorrow evening and if I get lucky I want to impress her with a shiny nob end. Would turtle wax do the trick? Vaseline? I want this gal to be able to see her face in it. In fact I think that should be my opening gambit. Anyway, tips and suggestions ........ ?
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very carefully
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Dec 6, 2015 00:42
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Shellac.
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Dec 6, 2015 00:43
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shut up you cuck
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Dec 6, 2015 00:45
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sandpaper
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PPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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When I have a shiny glans I know I am ready to rock. The secret is having your dong totally engorged.
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cover it in aluminum foil and ward off predators.
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Dec 6, 2015 00:46
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cockring and Pledge, OP
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Dec 6, 2015 00:46
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its called a bell end but seriously use a lil dab of KY not loving car wax u fkn dumbass.
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Panniculus Rift posted:sandpaper i want it shiny not red and bleeding - that's how i like my pussy DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:cockring and Pledge, OP sounds like the most sensible so far
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Dec 6, 2015 00:49
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cut or uncut? it's important
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Dec 6, 2015 00:50
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Express them
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u actually have to put effort into it? u have my condolences, homie
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Dec 6, 2015 00:51
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put your dick into a rock tumbler
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Just came here to let you know I was on the toilet a few minutes ago straining myself, OP. I'm fine now.
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RandomFerret posted:cut or uncut? it's important Poetic Justice posted:Express them Titus Sardonicus posted:u actually have to put effort into it? u have my condolences, homie Enfield posted:put your dick into a rock tumbler all these people are right
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RandomFerret posted:cut or uncut? it's important uncut Titus Sardonicus posted:u actually have to put effort into it? u have my condolences, homie i'm jealous of your shiny penis
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Dec 6, 2015 01:03
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use crisco so the smegma makes a paste scoop the paste on2 a fine lightly oiled baguette w herbs spicies and provalone heat under the salamander for 2 min for that char
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i have a similar question. i have a cramp in my penis and im not sure how to work it out. ive been trying to stay hydrated with port wine and beers but im gonna need some physical therapy i think. its real tight. anyon eknow a good penis therapist in the northern part of south dakota? t.a.a
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and that's how olive garden breadcsticks are unlimited
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dad gay. so what posted:i have a similar question. i have a cramp in my penis and im not sure how to work it out. ive been trying to stay hydrated with port wine and beers but im gonna need some physical therapy i think. its real tight. anyon eknow a good penis therapist in the northern part of south dakota? t.a.a PM SA poster 'im gaye' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs
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dad gay. so what posted:i have a similar question. i have a cramp in my penis and im not sure how to work it out. ive been trying to stay hydrated with port wine and beers but im gonna need some physical therapy i think. its real tight. anyon eknow a good penis therapist in the northern part of south dakota? t.a.a the northern part of south Dakota is North Dakota. gently caress your edit dad gay
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Dec 6, 2015 01:12
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Use a vegetable based oil, try olive or coconut.
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Dec 6, 2015 01:22
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Glitter.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:the northern part of south Dakota is North Dakota. whats ur problem? get off my jock
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dad gay. so what posted:whats ur problem? get off my jock have you ever been to either of those states?. They are are boring.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:have you ever been to either of those states?. do you have a point? i have been to all of the states. its my frikking job, noob
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Dec 6, 2015 01:27
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Put a rubber band around it, just below the head, and then massage as much blood as you can into the glans.
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Dec 6, 2015 01:29
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In south North Dakota they use a pair of flabby lubricated thighs to massage the cramp out. In north South Dakota they tie the end to a horse
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Dec 6, 2015 01:30
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i thought uncut folk always had shiny glans due to a phenomenon known as "smegma"
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Dec 6, 2015 01:33
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SirEvelynTremble posted:In south North Dakota they use a pair of flabby lubricated thighs to massage the cramp out. i wish there was a way to just suck it out 
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Dec 6, 2015 01:35
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dad gay. so what posted:i wish there was a way to just suck it out You arent the giver.
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Dec 6, 2015 01:47
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Real answer: Take a cold shower. About a 5 minute shower should do it. Once out of the shower towel dry your penis. Apply lotion to your glans, this will make it smooth. Next apply a thin layer of vaseline to your glans, this will make it shiny. Finally, slam your penis in a door. There's no way you're ever gonna get laid so you may as well destroy it to keep from having hope you miserable ugly failure.
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Dec 6, 2015 01:48
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just lol if your knob-end isnt naturally smooth and shiny
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Dec 6, 2015 01:55
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I thought this said skinny not shiny, nothing to offer any more
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Dec 6, 2015 02:00
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Man1 man oil you human being
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Dec 6, 2015 02:02
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Gloss car lacquer . Get the rattlecans that are cellulose based Let dry overnight, polish and then do another layer . Make sure to huff some of the gas that comes off it. It' ll make you voice nice, thats how Barry White got his voice and you know how ladies .get wet by his voice. Good luck OP!
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Bowling ball polisher.
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