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i know red pepper isnt that spicey but i put around 5 packets on my pizza just to see what it would be like last night an now the poo poo i just took burned, this happens with jalapenos and hotter peppers too is this normal?
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Dec 6, 2015 20:34
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in time your doodoo hole will toughen up and you won't feel it as much but you have to keep eating spicy things or the calluses will smooth out
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Dec 6, 2015 20:35
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The spicy chicken tenders from Popeye's do this to me. Also pickled jalapeno peppers.
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Dec 6, 2015 20:37
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One time I drank a whole bottle of hot sauce for a 40 dollar bet. I shat fire for a while. My rear end hole burned horribly.
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Dec 6, 2015 20:38
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If you do the crime, you gotta do the time
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Dec 6, 2015 20:39
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when are they gonna invent a compound like beano that denatures bonds with or otherwise intereferes with Capsaicin in your guts so it doesnt give you the ol ring of fire? BILLION DOLLAR PRODUCT CORPORATE AMERICA YOURE WELCOME
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Dec 6, 2015 20:39
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In oldy times kung fu guys would ram wooden dowels up their butts to toughen them up. Try that.
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Dec 6, 2015 20:41
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Frankenstyle posted:In oldy times kung fu guys would ram wooden dowels up their butts to toughen them up. Try that. 
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Dec 6, 2015 20:45
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It's not really been that bad but I've never tried anything all that hot.
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Dec 6, 2015 20:47
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No, thank goodness...I have never experienced this phenomenon and I am not sure to what it can be attributed. I hope your issue improves
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Dec 6, 2015 20:47
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I once ate food so spicy t hat I could feel it burning all the way through my intestines and it made my anus bleed. True story.
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Dec 6, 2015 20:49
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never. but i dont eat trashy fast food.
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Dec 6, 2015 21:27
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one time i was feeling fancy and put some fresh ground black pepper on my spaghettios and i was pooping fire for days after
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Dec 6, 2015 21:29
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The only thing that really ever did that to me was a rib joint on the east side of Muncie, IN. They had mild, hot and peppered BBQ. I got the peppered once. You couldn't really taste the meat, the sauce or anything else you ate within 15 minutes of eating the peppered stuff. I'm not exactly sure what the "peppered" was, but I'm fairly sure that Lucifer himself stirred it with his turgid rod.
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Dec 6, 2015 21:32
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Eating Blazin chicken wings from Buffalo Wild Wings is extremely painful and not fun both going in and out. I was a Blazin' Challenge winner once, so I should know. Well, that's my story.
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Dec 6, 2015 21:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7xsVF_XTEs
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Dec 6, 2015 21:39
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I'm not exactly sure what the "peppered" was, but I'm fairly sure that Lucifer himself stirred it with his turgid rod. 
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Dec 6, 2015 21:40
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I love crazy spicy food and yeah your butthole turns into a red ring of fire. That's why there's so many super hot sauces called things like "Pain in the rear end", "rear end in the Tub", "Professor Payne N. DeAss", "Sphincter Shrinker", and "Your Shitter Is Getting hosed Up"
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Dec 6, 2015 21:43
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I love crazy spicy food and yeah your butthole turns into a red ring of fire.
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Dec 6, 2015 21:44
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I've heard of this but I've literally never experienced it, and I eat pretty spicy foods. I have to assume something is wrong with the digestive systems of anyone this happens to.
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Dec 6, 2015 21:46
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My butthole burns from spicy food all the time but what's even better is eating a whole box of granola bars and then farting non stop for the next two days
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Dec 6, 2015 21:47
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Not usually, but I eat a lot of spicy stuff. A few months ago I went to a restaurant and had Mac n cheese made with big hunks of Carolina reaper in it and had some red hot o-ring action, but I dabbed a bit of milk of magnesia around and inside the hole and was fine after that.
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Dec 6, 2015 21:48
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Come to think of it the only time my butthole has ever experienced pain was when I ran out of TP and used these instead:
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Dec 6, 2015 21:49
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Come to think of it the only time my butthole has ever experienced pain was when I ran out of TP and used these instead: 
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Dec 6, 2015 21:50
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ArbitraryC posted:I've heard of this but I've literally never experienced it, and I eat pretty spicy foods. I have to assume something is wrong with the digestive systems of anyone this happens to. I eat spicy foods regularly and it's not a big deal, but once in a while I'll eat something especially spicy like hot wings with ghost pepper sauce, and you better believe that sets the ol' chocolate starfish on fire. Also, you know how you shouldn't touch your eyes or your dick after handling spicy things? Well, it turns out that, even if you wash your hands thoroughly, spice can literally sink through your skin and make your hands burn for hours even after you wash them with soap and water very thoroughly. That loving sucked, let me tell you!
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Dec 6, 2015 21:50
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ArbitraryC posted:I've heard of this but I've literally never experienced it, and I eat pretty spicy foods. I have to assume something is wrong with the digestive systems of anyone this happens to. It's anal immunity you get from all your gay sex you homo
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Dec 6, 2015 21:51
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Eating Blazin chicken wings from Buffalo Wild Wings is extremely painful and not fun both going in and out. lifehack: those wet wipes b dubs gives ya are useful on both ends
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Dec 6, 2015 21:51
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a question for the gays : would you take it up the shitter the day after eating really spicey food?
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Dec 6, 2015 21:52
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Love is a burnin' thing, And it makes a fiery ring Bound by wild desire I fell into a ring of fire. the johnny cash song was actually about spicy food
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Dec 6, 2015 21:57
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Yeah, I had the Nuclear Habanero flavor from Wing Zone one time and I started to sweat and had some sauce in my beard as I breathed heavily. It was at that moment when my girlfriend looked at me in disgust and I could tell she was reevaluating her life. But my poop turned out completely normal.
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Dec 6, 2015 21:58
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SirEvelynTremble posted:a question for the gays : would you take it up the shitter the day after eating really spicey food? Very good question
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Dec 6, 2015 21:58
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SirEvelynTremble posted:a question for the gays : would you take it up the shitter the day after eating really spicey food? I'm a big fan of taking it up the shitter but I'm not a big fan of leaving bacon bits on my partner's loaded potato so no, I'd probably abstain for a day or two. EDIT: at the same time, if a guy wants to get busy back there, he knows what he's getting into.
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Dec 6, 2015 21:58
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no.what is wrong with you people
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Dec 6, 2015 22:30
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No. It could be that i just have an iron rear end in a top hat but i find this entire line of inquiry confusing and upsetting. Someone help i need an adult.
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Dec 6, 2015 22:33
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One time I ate a ghost pepper, which was the worst thing I have ever done, but for some reason it didn't burn coming back out, very strange.
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Dec 6, 2015 22:33
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This doesn't happen to me and I'm thinking it's because my hole is so wide at this point that poop falls through without touching anything
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Dec 6, 2015 22:34
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I like a nice spicy butthole. 
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Dec 6, 2015 22:37
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OctoberBlues posted:One time I ate a ghost pepper, which was the worst thing I have ever done, but for some reason it didn't burn coming back out, very strange. maybe it never left, maybe it's with you still, your bowels are haunted nigga 
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Dec 6, 2015 22:38
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What the gently caress is this thread?
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criscodisco posted:I'm a big fan of taking it up the shitter but I'm not a big fan of leaving bacon bits on my partner's loaded potato so no, I'd probably abstain for a day or two. I cannot parse this post. Is this about gay sex or Wendy's?
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