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MiracleWhale posted:maybe it never left, maybe it's with you still, your bowels are haunted nigga Ghost of picante.
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King of Bees posted:I cannot parse this post. Is this about gay sex or Wendy's? Yes.
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Once I got some nuclear hot wings that caused my anus to poo poo fire for two days. Normally spicy food doesn't hurt me. Eat some spicy food and go down on your partner and have done fun
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MiracleWhale posted:maybe it never left, maybe it's with you still, your bowels are haunted nigga This is a frightening and completely realistic scenario. 
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The day after I ate ghost pepper salsa I had the worst diarrhea if my life. Burned like gently caress too. Thought I was going to have to go to the hospital. I was actually too afraid to poop for two days afterwards.
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Enfield posted:no.what is wrong with you people just some spicy food chat. nothing quite like setting your guts on f
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Thanks for sharing Bloodfart McCoy, I think the story of your trauma will serve us well in the future. As both a reminder and also a prophecy
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ElectricSheep posted:just some spicy food chat. seeing as you guts are inside your body youd have to burn for like 30 minutes before they caught fire if youre gonna own me at least do it intellegentlt, maybe read a book sometime
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Dec 6, 2015 23:01
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I'm going through this right now OP. I should eat more spicy food.
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Enfield posted:seeing as you guts are inside your body youd have to burn for like 30 minutes before they caught fire if youre gonna own me at least do it intellegentlt, maybe read a book sometime yeah i don't think my heart was in it Realtalk chik fil a spicy chicken sandwich gives me the assburn, but it's a distant second behind the lamb vindaloo i get from my local Indian joint
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Dec 6, 2015 23:06
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glad im not alone in this phenomenom. what is weird is i ate a ghost pepper once as well andd had no burning shits???
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Grody posted:glad im not alone in this phenomenom. what is weird is i ate a ghost pepper once as well andd had no burning shits??? The ghost is in us both, mate
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what i wanna know is why are pickled jalapenos hotter on the bum than fresh ones?
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Grody posted:what i wanna know is why are pickled jalapenos hotter on the bum than fresh ones? Because you're a giant bitch.
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PT6A posted:Because you're a giant bitch. oh...i see...
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I had some fresh jalapeņos on a burrito yesterday. It burned horribly later. Also, when I was done, I felt physically tired, like I was winded from doing a lot of hard work. It wasn't fun at all.
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Dec 7, 2015 01:04
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i cook this one casserole that has habaneros in it and yeah, it makes my butthole burn just a bit
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All the kebab joints around here have bowls of self serve chili puree, and that stuff is too tasty to leave alone but you better be prepared to pay the rear end piper eventually.
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I ate a Taco Bell volcano burrito and it made my rear end erupt.
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If I eat something much spicier than usual like a whole, aged habanero without anything to take the edge off, or something somewhat spicy like a whole bunch of red pepper flakes over the course of a few days, then I experience the aforementioned rear end burn. It's never been to the extent that I fear ever defecating again, or my whole rear end goes numb or whatever, but I'm more or less used to spicy food. On an additional note, spicy food can also affect your urine in a similar way.
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Sorry you have a gay baby rear end in a top hat, maybe if you ate real spicy food more often it would toughen up a bit. I recommend figging with lightly zested habaneros and move up the spice chain from there.
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Dec 7, 2015 16:48
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The burn.. The burn is coming from inside my rear end in a top hat!
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I used to get that OP but my intestines are now hardened to heat, because most food sucks without some heat. Also I have a coworker who thinks spices such as cumin, oregano and sage are "too spicy." I live in Minnesota though.
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King of Bees posted:The burn.. The burn is coming from inside my rear end in a top hat! Jeezith chriiiiiitht!
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I get the fire rear end from number 10 spicy Thai, piling on the chili oil and sriracha on pho or dumping super spicy salsa on Mexican but no where near as much as eating a "hot" whatever from a fast food place. I think the fake processed hot poo poo that Taco Bell or whatever lovely place puts on their food is a lot worse on the innards than natural spices.
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Was it pizza hut? Pizza hut has given me burning shits the past few times, even if I don't have anything spicy on it. I don't think I'm going to eat their pizzas anymore. Spicy food doesn't do this unless I eat a ton of it, though. Sorry about you're b-hole.
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I eat spicy food all the time without asslava, but my friends bitch about it all the time. Suck it up chumps and eat some drat fiber
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