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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
:siren:JUST KIDDING:siren:

President Carter kicked cancer in the rear end:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...omepage%2Fstory

quote:

Former president Jimmy Carter told a large Sunday school class he was teaching that there are no signs of the cancer in his liver and brain months after his melanoma diagnosis, a family friend in attendance said.

“We were very, very surprised,” said Jill Stuckey, who is also a church member at Maranatha Baptist Church in Plains, Ga. “This was just wonderful news out of the blue.”

Stuckey said it began as a typical Sunday. Carter arrived with his wife, Rosalynn, and greeted the roughly 300 people in attendance at his Sunday school class. He then told them that he had received a scan the previous week and that it showed “no signs of cancer.” Those in attendance broke into applause, Stuckey said.

“There were a lot of happy people at the church,” she said. “I went running down the hall and got to spread the news.”


Keep on keepin' on, Jimmy!

Please use this thread to celebrate another 100 years of President Jimmy Carter!

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Vacation Tenzin
Jan 23, 2005

I'M TOTALLY CALM AND RELAXED.
Peanuts cure cancer. PROOF.

Another 100 years may he reign, Insh'allah.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
rip cancer

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i love the peanut president

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Jimmy Carter is so nice, he just politely asked the cancer to leave.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

i like carter because he says America is an oligarchy, glad he's around to keep saying it so ppl will catch on and bring democracy back!

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

symbolic posted:

i love the peanut president

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Egbert Souse posted:

Jimmy Carter is so nice, he just politely asked the cancer to leave.

god did it.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


drat, 91? That's incredible.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
stay safe jimmy carter

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Dude should throw his hat in the ring for 2016 IMO. Lackluster group, basically '16 equivalent of Mike Gravel and Hildawg, I like his chances if/when he does.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Welcome back Carter.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
huh

jimmy carters a great man it sucks that he had to spend a lot of time as a businessman and president to finally be able to help people

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
See, the president has the cure for cancer.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
he's history's greatest monster

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

drat horror queefs posted:

he's history's greatest monster

STAGFLATION

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Jimmy Carter has vowed to not die until he beats Barkley 2.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Suck it Reagan

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Of course Jimmy would beat cancer.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
May Jimmy live for another 100 years and find immortality through the power of peanuts.

Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Dec 6, 2015

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
There's an alternate universe where Jimmy Carter led the United States to an era of greatness

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Kurtofan posted:

There's an alternate universe where Jimmy Carter led the United States to an era of greatness

So he never gave the Malaise Speech or tried to rescue the Iranian hostages in that universe?

E: my phone tried to autocorrect hostages to mistakes, thought that was funny.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





He'll never die, he'll just calmly go to sleep for a long, long time :unsmith:

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
cancer immunotherapy is pretty wicked cool

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
and thus zarathustra spake; one must die so that the other can live as he combed his hair and opened up a worn copy of The Art of the Deal

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

So he never gave the Malaise Speech or tried to rescue the Iranian hostages in that universe?

E: my phone tried to autocorrect hostages to mistakes, thought that was funny.

Jimmy never said "malaise".
And what do you do when someone takes hostages? Trade weapons for them?

I left the "o" out of hostages and this damned machine ddn't know what to make of it. Much like Reagan.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
drat, a few weeks ago I bought an autographed copy of his autobiography thinking it was a smart short-term investment. You've screwed me again Jimmy!

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



nowadays the navy seals would get the hostages back no problem and everyone would aggree it was the right call

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

Dave Concepcion posted:

cancer immunotherapy is pretty wicked cool

Yeah, I've heard a few grand rounds and read a few studies on it. Really neat poo poo. Doesn't work all the time, maybe ~25% of patients, but when it does, you can get a dramatic remission. Essentially all the immunotherapies disable either PD-1 or the PD-1 receptor, which is responsible for turning off activated T-cells. T-cells are responsible for coordinating and stimulating the immune response, so you wind up with greater immune activation. The side effect, you might guess, is a greater rate of autoimmune disorders.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Jimmy Carter helped make America what it is today

a shithole

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Wasn't expecting goatse, was pleasantly surprised with something even better :unsmith:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Liars go to hell op

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

Gaunab posted:

Liars go to hell op

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Cantorsdust posted:


Essentially all the immunotherapies disable either PD-1 or the PD-1 receptor, which is responsible for turning off activated T-cells.

nah you can also gently caress with cytotoxic T-lymphocyte-associated protein 4 using antagonistic antibodies

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Gaunab posted:

Liars go to hell op

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/06/politics/jimmy-carter-cancer-free/index.html

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I'm glad Reagan is dead and Jimmy keeps kicking rear end.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Only Nazi magic can kill him now.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Gaunab posted:

Liars go to hell op

As long as I walk on the same Earth as President Carter I am in heaven.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Rape Stink posted:

I'm glad Reagan is dead and Jimmy keeps kicking rear end.

You think he will outlive Bush 1?

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