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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

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naem
May 29, 2011


:stare:

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark


Purty much.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

That's a sarcastic fringehead; little bastards that are only a foot long at best but super aggressive. Usually prefer staying in shells/crevices/discarded bottles and attacking anything nearby. Also have gnarly fights with each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjexNXJYblQ

Some fish will disguise themselves as rocks to catch other stupid fish, as this humpback scorpion fish shows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ThtA0vrzMk

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
What makes the fish sarcastic?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc7OxpgVEDA

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What makes the fish sarcastic?

Incomparable wit.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
:coolfish:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

EorayMel posted:

That's a sarcastic fringehead; little bastards that are only a foot long at best but super aggressive. Usually prefer staying in shells/crevices/discarded bottles and attacking anything nearby. Also have gnarly fights with each other
No way. You made that name up. You made the videos.

naem
May 29, 2011

EorayMel posted:

That's a sarcastic fringehead; little bastards that are only a foot long at best but super aggressive. Usually prefer staying in shells/crevices/discarded bottles and attacking anything nearby. Also have gnarly fights with each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjexNXJYblQ

Oh so they're lesbians

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Can we just make this thread about the ocean in general so we can talk about cool poo poo like mantis shrimps and how they strike hard and fast enough to mimic the force of a small caliber bullet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu6yrC6bjNo

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

EorayMel posted:

Can we just make this thread about the ocean in general so we can talk about cool poo poo like mantis shrimps and how they strike hard and fast enough to mimic the force of a small caliber bullet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu6yrC6bjNo

I caught those fuckers before and all you can do is be like, "well, may as well cut the line and pray I don't get eviscerated." Because in addition to having nature's one punch, every part of their body is basically a loving straight razor. That said, they are complete tits on glass.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Why?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k


Natures psychedelic death machine.

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I

When I grow up I want to be...

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT05tn-zO5U

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

King of Bees posted:



Natures psychedelic death machine.

That's a pretty cool thing

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

Hector Beerlioz posted:

gently caress fish

Do I have to?

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

King of Bees posted:



Natures psychedelic death machine.

is this a mantis shrimp? Their eyes have way more cones than ours and they can see so many crazy colors

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

General Tofu posted:

Do I have to?

It's up to you

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

is this a mantis shrimp? Their eyes have way more cones than ours and they can see so many crazy colors

Yep: http://www.businessinsider.com/the-mantis-shrimp-color-vision-system-2014-1

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

It's up to you

you know there are people who have sex with fish. Its nasty.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

remember that 1 time somebody posted a picture of a guy loving a fish and half the people in the thread were banned for quoting it

that was peak GBS

That was peak ralp, he really hates GBS it seems

Pyramid Scheme
May 21, 2007

I don't trust animals that swim in their own poo poo.

naem
May 29, 2011

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

Pyramid Scheme posted:

I don't trust animals that swim in their own poo poo.

Oh, please. Like you never swam in a public pool and got your #1 on. You didn't exactly freak out, did you?

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

Kuato posted:

Don't approve of OP's fish fetish but to each their own I guess. :shrug:

wow, can we get a trigger warning for closed minds please OP? Some of my best friends are Osteichthyephiliacs.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

look at those fuckers swarm to eat that poo poo.

Also you know the shark is gonna circle around and eat them whiel they eat his poo poo.

Circle of life.

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Hakuna matada

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