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Whitesnake's Here I Go Real lyrics: like a drifter I was born to walk alone Heard as: like a twister I was born to walk alone I'm in my late 20s and I just found out my version was wrong like, 2 months ago.
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brotato posted:Whitesnake's Here I Go I'm just amazed anyone in their late 20s has heard a Whitesnake song more than once.
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Dec 15, 2015 01:23
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Carry a laser down the road that I must travel! Carry a laser through the darkness of the night! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NDjt4FzFWY
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Dec 15, 2015 01:24
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Stone Sour's "Through Glass" "An epidemic of the mannequins, contaminating everything" I got offended and looked up the lyrics because I loving swear I heard "An epidemic of Dominicans" 
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Dec 15, 2015 01:50
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Every time I listen to Brown Eyed Handsome Man I can hear my wife singing Brown Eyed Hamster Man. To get her back I always sang "Sugar! Roast beef!" whenever I heard that loving Adam Levine song. This thread reminds me of the legend about some guy writing Eddie Vedder a letter asking about the lyrics to Yellow Ledbetter and Vedder writing back "There are words to that song?"
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Dec 15, 2015 03:51
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brotato posted:Whitesnake's Here I Go Listen to the original's line and you'll find an even funnier mishearing 
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Dec 15, 2015 05:17
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Speaking of Eddie Vedder, I have a friend who to this day still swears the lyrics to Jeremy are "Jeremy's smokin' grass today"
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Dec 15, 2015 05:59
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Someone Awful! posted:Winter Wonderland always became My girlfriend grew up thinking there's some famous guy from history named "Carson Brown" and that the couple in the song wants him to marry them.
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Dec 15, 2015 06:13
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the digital part in the middlle of Get Lucky totally sounds like "We'll rub a mexican... we'll rub a mexican monkey." You can't unhear it
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Dec 15, 2015 06:14
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wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night
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Dec 15, 2015 06:19
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theironjef posted:My girlfriend grew up thinking there's some famous guy from history named "Carson Brown" and that the couple in the song wants him to marry them. It was "Possum Brown" for me, and I assumed he was some old people comedian like Red Skelton. The whole "he'll say 'are you married'" bit was a reference I didn't get. Oh, and one I only just finally figured out recently. Big Bad Leroy Brown, baddest man in the whole drat town. Not downtown.
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Dec 15, 2015 08:52
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In the opening credits to American Horror Story, i swear that synth sound thing is saying "Orange Cat".
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Dec 15, 2015 16:48
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Drunk Nerds posted:the digital part in the middlle of Get Lucky totally sounds like "We'll rub a mexican... we'll rub a mexican monkey." I always heard it as "Hold up a Mexican puppy" myself.
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Dec 15, 2015 18:01
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A repeated line in the song "Candy Shop" by Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire makes it sound for all the world like lead singer Andrew Bird intends to set fire to the listener's grandma I had to look it up to find out that he's actually saying "I'm going to set fire to your glamour" instead 
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Dec 15, 2015 20:19
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Mans posted:Guns n Roses's You could be mine has this: holy poo poo you mean he's not yelling about the sofa? timandericmindblown.gif Nirvana's song On a Plain has the line - Black sheep got blackmailed again/ Forgot to put down the zip code But I always heard it as - Black sheep got blackmailed again/ Forgot to put that I was a goat it makes sense dammit
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Dec 15, 2015 20:44
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Drunk Nerds posted:wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night I don't care what the lyrics are supposed to be, he does not sing 'duce' (like Springsteen does). Also Elvis Presley Hound Dog, he does NOT sing "Cryin' (there is another K and R in what he sings) (except on some later live versions.)
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Dec 15, 2015 21:27
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PowerBuilder3 posted:
What is he saying then?
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Dec 15, 2015 21:58
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Mega Death Symphony of Destruction you try to take his balls, before the head explodes
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Hit me with your pet shark. ---Pat Benatar Fuel had a song called Hemmorhage and my daughter who was about 6 or 7 when it came out kept repeating the line "Leave love bleeding in my hands" as "Blee Blah Blee Blah in my hands."
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Dec 15, 2015 22:24
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At some point when I was a little kid we got this Christmas ornament. It was shaped like Elvis and sang a bit of "Santa bring my baby to me." The part where he says "I don't need a lot of presents" came out kind of garbled and everyone in my family argued if he was saying he didn't need a lot of presents, friends or something else.
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Dec 16, 2015 05:38
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Garbage - Push It Actual: "Push it, make the beats go harder" Misheard: "Push it, make the penis go harder"
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Dec 16, 2015 10:08
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olaf2022 posted:Garbage - Push It hahah, so it wasn't just me. Now I've got to go through my old CDs, that was an amazing album.
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Dec 16, 2015 15:08
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For years I thought the Belle & Sebastian song went "On second thoughts I'd rather be around / And go down on my best friend if she wants me," which gave it a somewhat different meaning.
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Dec 16, 2015 16:08
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Beach Boys: But she's still dancin' In the night unafraid Of what a doodle doo* In a town full of heroes and villains. * Dude'll do.
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Dec 16, 2015 17:38
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AFewBricksShy posted:What is he saying then? Cryinkr, clearly
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Dec 16, 2015 17:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPs7dJvW2X4
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Dec 16, 2015 18:41
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Drunk Nerds posted:wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night There's no way that he's saying something else. I refuse to believe it.
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Dec 16, 2015 19:53
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What they said: "Secret Agent Man" What I heard: "Secret Asian Man" I like my version better  Also I misheard the Beck Loser thing as well. To be fair, there's a bunch of gibberish in that song, so "Soy Un Peredor" never crossed my mind. In a different example, I ordered from a Mexican restaurant a few weeks back and tried to get the Tacos Carbon, I said "Tacos Cabron" and the waiter did a double take, and I don't know if I pissed him off. I had to have someone explain to me what it meant. I think he knew it was unintentional.
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Dec 16, 2015 20:03
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Donna Summer - Hot Stuff I wanna share the night with a one night* lover. I wanna bring a wild man back home. * It's actually "warm blooded" but "one night lover" makes sense too. Black Box - Everybody Everybody Misheard: Set me freeeeeeeee Actual: Sad and freeeeeeeeee Sonique - It Feels So Good Misheard: It ain't a chubby guy that keeps me satisfied Actual: It ain't the job you got that keeps me satisfied
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Dec 16, 2015 22:23
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Drunk Nerds posted:wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCdpPMR6nEc
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Gin Blossoms: "Tell me if you think it'd be alright / if I could just crash here tonight? "You can see I'm no sheep or dragon. / Anyway I got no place to go."
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Dec 17, 2015 21:46
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Oh, that's from that song Hair Jealousy, right?
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Dec 17, 2015 23:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g I have an erection I have an erection I have an erection I have an erection
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Dec 21, 2015 03:06
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When I was really young and heard "Money for nothing and your chicks for free" I thought it was "Money for nothing and you kiss the queen." Something you get to do when you're a big rock star?
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loquacius posted:Oh, that's from that song Hair Jealousy, right? You mean Hey Chelsea.
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Dec 21, 2015 06:39
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Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Weapon of Choice Misheard: "I wont waste it, I wont waste it, I wont waste my love on an Asian." Actual: "I wont waste it, I wont waste it, I wont waste my love on a nation."
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Dec 21, 2015 20:02
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Mans posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDE We slip and slide as we fall in love And I just can't seem to get it up, aw 
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My sister when she was much, much younger used to sing "I'm your penis" instead of "I'm your venus".
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Gnome de plume posted:When I was really young and heard "Money for nothing and your chicks for free" I thought it was "Money for nothing and you kiss the queen." I was about to correct you and say it's "checks for free", but nope, turns out it actually is "chicks". Huh.
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Intoluene posted:My sister when she was much, much younger used to sing "I'm your penis" instead of "I'm your venus". I heard it as "I'm your fetus".
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