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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I've just got to try some of these out. Obviously the misanthropist in me will do what it says don't


Although a couple of thoughts :


*India? Rape centre of the civilised world? Ok ...

*I can see why Japan and America have been at war

*Ukraine are loving stupid hope they get more bombed



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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
put this in your chart op

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Does this mean I can eat with my hands in all the other countries, just not Chile? Pretty sweet

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

A misanthrope posted:

put this in your chart op



I can't speak for any other countries, but we'd be fine with this here in nprway

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
When in Chile, I guess... *shoves face into plate*

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Those are countries, not races.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
What does "don't congratulate on birthday before the day" even mean? Is it trying to say not to wish someone happy birthday before it's their birthday? Why would anyone do that, and why would it be offensive?

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Panniculus Rift posted:

I can't speak for any other countries, but we'd be fine with this here in nprway

do you go to church?

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

SirEvelynTremble posted:

do you go to church?

HOW DARE YOU

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Murphy Brownback posted:

What does "don't congratulate on birthday before the day" even mean? Is it trying to say not to wish someone happy birthday before it's their birthday? Why would anyone do that, and why would it be offensive?

Southern Europeans are incredibly bad at remembering dates and times. Germans on the other hand are incredibly sensitive about proper timetables and get easily offended if you are too early or late. I hope this explanation helps.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Mexicans with their whole 'locals only' schtick.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

This chart makes no sense and is offending me, so either I'm Mexico or you are.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

A misanthrope posted:

put this in your chart op


Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Now smell my fingers

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
That chart is retarded

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


This chart doesn't tell me how to properly offend black people. Thread title was very misleading.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

This chart doesn't tell me how to properly offend black people. Thread title was very misleading.

They couldn't fit the amount of ways you can offend a black person in the box

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Six letters starts at the middle of the alphabet letters 3 and 4 are the same

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

amityville anus posted:

Six letters starts at the middle of the alphabet letters 3 and 4 are the same

Black people are offended by nipples? I always wondered why I never see them at the beach.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
What the gently caress New Zealand, pissing people off is the whole point of honking your horn

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

Black people are offended by nipples? I always wondered why I never see them at the beach.

They don't go to the beach because the neighborhood cats try to bury them.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

amityville anus posted:

They don't go to the beach because the neighborhood cats try to bury them.

savage.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
The US should just be a big "TRIGGER WARNING".

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
here's one that works regardless of race: hey dummy you have an ugly face and your mother was probably ugly as well, and fat, and she's been known to sleep around

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Mozi posted:

here's one that works regardless of race: hey dummy you have an ugly face and your mother was probably ugly as well, and fat, and she's been known to sleep around

uh in my country that is actually how you propose

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Hey englishman, how much money do you make. Pfft, Mexico can get away with joked but not usa?

hand-fed baby bird
May 13, 2009
most of those aren't races though

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
well you see there are three races in this world...

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Mozi posted:

well you see there are three races in this world...

im a ork

i want to eat the hobbitses

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Ima gonna eat my own hands. problem solved and I don't even have to leave the house

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Mexican - "You were offended by my joke? THAT OFFENDS ME!"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

A misanthrope posted:

im a ork

i want to eat the hobbitses

orks are notoriously difficult to offend

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Mexican - "You were offended by my joke? THAT OFFENDS ME!"

Mexican : You hosed my sister? gently caress your own sister! Ha ha ha ha ...
what that offended you?
*gets out 1876 Remington

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Mexican : You hosed my sister? gently caress your own sister! Ha ha ha ha ...
what that offended you?
*gets out 1876 Remington

*bites crunchy taco*

*taco breaks*

"Oh no! My taco! All over my bullets!"

www
Aug 4, 2010

yeah ill give you a tip alright usa

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

How would an auction in France work then?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Kindergarten Camp posted:

How would an auction in France work then?

they would probably surrender!! haha little wwii joke there. but seriously, they work almost the same as here but with european money

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Mozi posted:

orks are notoriously difficult to offend

how loving dare you

Hot Cosby
Sep 23, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Don't touch the opposite sex in public in india? I may have been misinformed, gonna have to cal my travel agent and see if it's too late to cancel or do you just take them down an alley or something? (thought that was a formality that could be skipped over there)

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fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
If goblin lives mattered why would they eat each other so much? Just look at all the goblin on goblin gobblin'.

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