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Sure you should always tip those that serve you, but there are some creative ways to make you look like a total baller without breaking the bank. Here is a great way to really get your server excited about your tip, you probably should leave before they come back around your table though. 
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ive got a tip for you, OP
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Dec 7, 2015 15:41
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ok so if a waitress has been really nice and helpful, hold up  and say "ok see this? Now if you had less of the attitude some day a customer might give you something like this .... now gently caress off"and watch her face drop
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Dec 7, 2015 15:43
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just the tip, baby
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Dec 7, 2015 15:46
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Oh man that waitress is going to freak out thinking she got four dollars! Lol genius.
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Dec 7, 2015 15:48
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hey, OP, i've got a tip for you
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Dec 7, 2015 15:48
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if you really want to own a waitress hit her in tje head with a piece of wood. thatll show her
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Dec 7, 2015 15:49
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dad gay. so what posted:hey, OP, i've got a tip for you you better mean some sort of monetary remittance and not be referencing any part of your personal anatomy here
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Dec 7, 2015 15:52
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i conduct all my monetary transactions this way op. it's like i have 4x the money
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Dec 7, 2015 15:54
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knock knock
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Dec 7, 2015 16:04
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oh goddammit this better not be those drat kids again knocking on my door and then running off who's there?!?
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Dec 7, 2015 16:07
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That is a good "tip" op but I tip generously or not at all
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Dec 7, 2015 16:11
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Tip in direct proportion to tit to waist ratio.
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Dec 7, 2015 16:13
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People still tip?
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Dec 7, 2015 16:15
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Sure you should always tip those that serve you, but there are some creative ways to make you look like a total baller without breaking the bank. op come to my town so i can murder you
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Dec 7, 2015 16:17
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A misanthrope posted:op come to my town so i can murder you
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Dec 7, 2015 16:20
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A misanthrope posted:op come to my town so i can murder you same. I generally tip in the 25%-30% range as normal, more if it was above average. I'll go for the 15% standard only if the server was exceptionally lovely, and I never base my tip on any mistakes made by the kitchen. I want to murder anyone who doesn't understand that servers are generally making little $2.00 per hour, and depend on the tips. On top of that typically they have to pay an estimated portion of their tips back to the restaurant so that all because the kitchen and other backhouse employees can have more than the $4.00 they're getting paid. So yeah, if you do that OP, I hope your dick falls off in a painful fashion, leaving only your balls so that I can punch them repeatedly.
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Dec 7, 2015 16:23
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And we've arrived to the unironic portion of the tipping conversation that will last for the next 758 posts. See you on the other side. *puts gun in mouth*
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Dec 7, 2015 16:25
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the usa is such a broken country holy lol goddamn
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Dec 7, 2015 16:31
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Servers don't deserve to make more than me. make the food cost more. problem solved.
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Dec 7, 2015 16:40
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I want to do this with so it's a decent tip and they get angry anyway but no one cares to hear their story about the fake $40 tip and then they get angrier hmm maybe I have problems
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Dec 7, 2015 16:41
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I tip bartenders insanely well and servers the bog standard 20%. Chances are I won't have the same server because of high turnover, but the person behind the bar that hits me up with free shots every couple of rounds is worth tipping.
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Dec 7, 2015 16:47
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tipping someone for pouring you a drink might be the most hosed up thing i have ever heard
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Dec 7, 2015 16:55
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*leaves a one-penny tip, face down*
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Dec 7, 2015 17:20
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Here's a really good tipping strat:
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Dec 7, 2015 17:22
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www posted:tipping someone for pouring you a drink might be the most hosed up thing i have ever heard actually they pay attention to you and get you a beer within 30 seconds and tell you racist jokes so its worth it
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Dec 7, 2015 17:23
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Euros never tip because they love piss poor service and poo poo covered food.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:24
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Edgar posted:Euros never tip because they love piss poor service and poo poo covered food. also, theyre idiots!!!
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Dec 7, 2015 17:24
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I'm toying with the idea of adding a tip jar to my desk in a cubicle farm. Whenever anyone asks for something I'm just going to stare at it. Then I'm only ever going to spend that money on alcohol.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:28
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Iron Crowned posted:same. If you're willing to work for 2/hr you probably deserve to make 2/hr
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Dec 7, 2015 17:39
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Kid CUDA posted:the usa is such a broken country holy lol goddamn Offering to pay nothing to staff and then relying on the charity of customers is hilarious.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:45
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rip a $1 bill in 2 pieces, hide the bigger piece somewhere in the restaurant and leave the small piece as a tip with instructions written on it in the form of a riddle for finding the rest
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Dec 7, 2015 17:48
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I like people who say ohhh servers are paid less than minimum wage so you have to make it up or they starve!! Yeah, that's our fault, the customer who gives them busniess
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Dec 7, 2015 17:48
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xutech posted:Offering to pay nothing to staff and then relying on the charity of customers is hilarious. The government taxes their tips as well. Its basically just a way to gently caress over students/undesirables.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:48
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really though unless it's at a high end restaurant - and even then that comes with its own problems - if someone is a server their life is a bowl of lukewarm poo poo so ruining it further with lovely tipping and neckbeardy rationalizations is really abhorrent
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Dec 7, 2015 17:50
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You know what feels good? Ordering a drink at a bar and not tipping because no one in the entire country does! lol!
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Dec 7, 2015 17:50
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If a bar advertises "All Drinks $3!!!" then you don't expect to pay 4 bucks just because the barmaid wants a buck out of you every time
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Dec 7, 2015 17:52
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Is the Burger King employee not entitled to a tip? Why would you deny this minimum wage worker his due?
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Dec 7, 2015 17:54
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No, see I'm not an rear end in a top hat for not tipping; I'm putting pressure on a system of oppression and quite frankly you're undermining my efforts. You're the real villain here.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:57
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Hey hon, the reason why I'm not tipping you is because I'm standing up to the system. So I'm actually helping you!
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