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My work Christmas party is on Friday and I've waited too long to get a gift for the white elephant gift exchange. What's a good gift for like 20-30 bucks that people will fight over or think is funny? If it helps I mostly work with programmers and tech people. Please help me be the hit of the office Christmas party thanks
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A lifesize blow-up Gaddaffi doll
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Dec 7, 2015 17:00
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maybe some RAM?
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Dec 7, 2015 17:00
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Dick in a box
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Dec 7, 2015 17:01
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tampon alcohol flasks, they come in a five pack.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:02
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Ehud posted:My work Christmas party is on Friday and I've waited too long to get a gift for the white elephant gift exchange. Get a 20-30 bottle of booze. After that anything "normal". [Hiking/camping multi-tool like a gerber, tea serving set, sushi plate set, etc]. I worked at a big animation studio in Los Angeles that had a huge population of nerds. Everyone fought over the booze, the tools and the stoneware sets [tea set and someone had a sushi serving stoneware set]. No one wanted to get caught with the gag gifts or the toys/nerd gifts. For some reason half of the gifts were 20-30 lego sets, which, honestly I have nothing against lego but it was pretty weird even in an animation studio for everyone to think of getting the same thing like that. Big K of Justice fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Dec 7, 2015 |
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Dec 7, 2015 17:04
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three moon wolf shirt
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Dec 7, 2015 17:06
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A giant drill-do
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Dec 7, 2015 17:06
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dad gay. so what posted:maybe some RAM? this is a good idea but i don't know what kind of PC they all have Big K of Justice posted:Get something pretty normal like a tea set or a 20-30 dollar bottle of liquor, or a camping/hiking multi-tool. hmm can you give me a link to the kind of tool you're talking about? that sounds kind of cool
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Dec 7, 2015 17:06
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Ehud posted:this is a good idea but i don't know what kind of PC they all have http://www.amazon.com/Gerber-3098-S...erber+multitool THat's what I got, people fought like hell over that if they couldn't get the bottle of liquor.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:08
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Big K of Justice posted:http://www.amazon.com/Gerber-3098-S...erber+multitool man that looks pretty cool  thanks for this suggestion it seems like a good idea! i'd like to hear from the other sharks before i make my decision though
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Dec 7, 2015 17:09
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wow i cannot believe in this day and age that we are discussing the slaughter of rare elephants for a mere party. disgusting.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:10
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Dec 7, 2015 17:11
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Super Troopers is great though
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Dec 7, 2015 18:19
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Yeah and if you like crossword puzzles a thing that generates tons of them for you is a great gift to receive from a romantic partner, and also that guy looks like yuppie scum so his life is probably p dec Stop whining, newspaper people 
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Dec 7, 2015 18:21
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No matter how many bad decisions I've made at least I've never spent time trying to come up with a thoughtful gift for someone that they hate so much they tell a newspaper how much they hate it and make sure to point out that I'm the one who gave it to them
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Dec 7, 2015 18:22
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A pet, like a goldfish or lizard, that a person is forced to take care of because they picked the wrong box.
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Dec 7, 2015 18:35
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Some funky cold medina.
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Dec 7, 2015 18:56
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a koran
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Dec 7, 2015 18:57
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A print out of dgsw's post history.
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Dec 7, 2015 18:58
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Germstore posted:A print out of dgsw's post history. annotated and bound
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Dec 7, 2015 19:02
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voted all checkboxes  oh yea make sure to get some kinda gimmicky booze like fireball or rumchata
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Dec 7, 2015 19:38
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a gift certificate for ten dollars to join Lowtax's online computer forums
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Dec 7, 2015 19:39
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a box of magnum condoms.
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Dec 7, 2015 19:41
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:voted all checkboxes Didn't even notice the poll! OP, you should absolutely give your office the gift of being gay
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Dec 7, 2015 19:42
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Steal a gift card. Don't activate it or poor money on it.
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Dec 7, 2015 19:44
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http://www.jcpenney.com/wembley-tailgate-go-big-or-go-home-64-oz-giant-flask/prod.jump?ppId=pp5005791491 GO BIG OR GO HOME
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Dec 7, 2015 19:44
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it's liqour, give them liquor
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Dec 7, 2015 19:45
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Astro-glide taped hastily to one of those pixelly mine-crafter swords.
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Dec 7, 2015 19:46
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a weeks worth of cum in a jar
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Dec 7, 2015 19:48
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a flash drive with a bunch of anime on it
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Dec 7, 2015 19:54
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Several bars of Uranium-238
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Dec 7, 2015 20:09
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lewd photo album of your grandma
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Dec 7, 2015 20:10
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one of those sweet dragon/flame button ups. that way the pieces of poo poo will WANT it and the cool kids that are above the flaming dice will NOT want it. win win
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Dec 7, 2015 20:15
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A garbage bag filled with caramel corn
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Dec 7, 2015 20:17
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A 55gallon barrel of lube
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Dec 7, 2015 20:19
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pony cum jar project starter kit.
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Dec 7, 2015 20:19
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You can get one of those kits where you take a mold of your boner and then make a dildo out of it. I put that in an anonymous white elephant once with a note that explained it was actually my dick.
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Dec 7, 2015 20:31
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A litterl white elephant
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Dec 7, 2015 20:34
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a safe with a series of smaller safes inside (no keys)
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