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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Serious replies only.

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
He certainly doesn't Chewbacca

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
he already smokes weed, what do you think him and Yoda were doing on that swamp planet (besides loving)?

GaryLeeLoveBuckets
May 8, 2009
Are we talking A New Hope Luke or Return of the Jedi Luke?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



R2 D2 is a bong

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Well Luke's name in the original script was Luke Highlwaker, so you tell me, OP.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
not much else for a moisture farmboy on the edge of the galaxy to do i guess

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
his lightsaber is green if thats anything to go by.

Moltke
May 13, 2009
He does powerconverters

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet

GaryLeeLoveBuckets posted:

Are we talking A New Hope Luke or Return of the Jedi Luke?

Both. ESB Luke doesn't count because he was definitely getting high in the bacta tank post-Wampa mauling.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Well, on the one hand you've got the school of thought that teaches you shouldn't do any of that poo poo or alter your mindstate and such; just using meditation and whatever to do what is necessary. There's others who say weed isn't a big deal and is a good relaxation tool as long as you keep it sparing so you don't trash your lungs. There's still other cultures whose holy men literally sit on the temple steps smoking weed all loving day long.

imo Jedi Master Luke would toke up but it wouldn't be a common thing. Luke before he is a Jedi Master would def smoke a weed.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



if he wanted to be cool he would

Deddeh
Dec 21, 2004

The bomb lives only as it is falling

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





he would force smoke it out of a force bong

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
he lives in a backwater and kissed his sister on the lips, he clearly does space meth

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

SirEvelynTremble posted:

He certainly doesn't Chewbacca

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Ratjaculation posted:

R2 D2 is a bong

he's a robot so he's probably a vaporizer

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

How do you think he skywalks? He's really high op

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
isn't that literally the entire joke behind his appearance in jay and silent bob get cucked strike back

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



his last name is a euphemism for being high as gently caress

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Luke is a winner, and winner's don't do drugs.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Yes, Op.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
No, neither Luke nor any other Jedi needs psychoactive substances because they (psychoactive substances) are insignificant compared to the power of The Force.

Sorry your life sucks so much that you need to smoke drugs to enjoy yourself and separate yourself from the crushing realization of your worthless life, man.

It gets better.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
Remember that time he fought weed themed heroes. I'm sure he doesn't want to.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
yes

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


yeah mushrooms too

like, a LOT

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Dude inhaled all over "cloud" city.

Luke is a huge loving stoner

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

This is a video that includes a young Luke Skywalker on Tatooine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gER7xe11nz8&t=24s

(he smokes weed)

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
I had one of those DK eyewitness Star Wars books, where they have a picture and then all kinds of captions with information around it to explain about the subject. Well, for the Yoda entry, one caption noted that Yoda will sometimes chew on his walking stick, as there is a substance in the wood that aids his meditation. So it may not be Earth weed, but Jedi defiantly get high, and justify it with their religion!

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Are you talking Luke Prime or Bigger Luke?

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

It is loving divine too.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Solid YES, op. I'm not even a star wars fan and I know this

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

That Robot posted:

he's a robot so he's probably a vaporizer

Darth Vaper

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
No poo poo, you really think Luke had to go to Toshi Station to pick up "Power Converters" before hanging with his friends?

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
Jedi are voluntary celibates which means they're probably also creepy sXe nerdlingers.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
A lightsaber hilt would make a cool bong, so yes

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

The Goatfather posted:

his last name is a euphemism for being high as gently caress

Not according to Dick Vitale.

speshl guy
Dec 11, 2012
Anakin was all angsty and whiny because 1 he couldn't get laid and 2 he never smoked weed.

Luke must get high to bring balance to the force, man. Mellow out

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Ether Drunk
Jan 31, 2007

Want to light a giant spiff with a light saber

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